Okay, I created this game and no one can prove otherwise, it goes like this:
All you have to do is say what you did while (anyone) was sleeping, starting out with "While you were sleeping"

Example:

Keep this clean, dont say anything like "While you were sleeping I stuck my wang in your mouth and you liked it" that will insult people. Also, keep in mind that these statements are meant to be directed at no one in particular.
have fun, Ill start off

While you were sleeping I ate all of your cheese, got constipated, and clogged up your toilet...sorry

While you were sleeping i played Oblivion on my brand new Xbox 360 and laughed when i saw a topic about if Oblivion will appear on PS3 ^_^

While you were sleeping, Solid Snake raided your house looking for Metal Gear. But he tripped and the alarm went off. Cops came in and shot him down, killing poor Solid Snake. And you slept through it.

that made me literally laugh out loud

while you were sleeping i baked some cookies, and ate them all (none for you)

while you were sleeping i stole your sugar bowl, ate it, and sang 'I believe i can fly' from R Kelly

while you were sleeping ...

i peed in your toilet and didn't flush, then i took off the top part and peed in there, so when you flush your toilet pee will come out.

then i completely filled your tivo with days of our lives reruns, and those damn chia-pet commercials from the early 90s.

Omg thats great, I'm still laughing!

While you were sleeping, I sprayed shaving foam all over your hands, and put a few feathers on your face, so when you wave up it will be all over your face, and you will feel so stupid :P

while you were sleeping, i placed C4 under your computer desk. what ever you do, don't press ctrl+w :ph43r:

When you where sleeping, i was too.

while you were sleeping, i ran around the house with my shoes still on mwhahahahahah.

While you were sleeping I carefully placed your hand in a bowl of warm water. :D

Pardon my ignorance but what the heck is that meant to do?

While you were asleep I tied you to your bed with rope and flipped the bed upside down. (It's a trick we do at the ACF :D )

Makes people pee on themselves, the warmth of the water relaxes them or something

While you were sleeping, your house was lifted into an alien spacecraft and taken to the planet Mongo to be put into a museum

I wont participate but I need to say this. You are cruel JC. Youre so funny its becoming cruel ^_^

While you were sleeping.... I sellotaped your eyes shut, tied your hands to your feet, shaved your eyebrows off, covered you in superglue, stuck cigarette butts to you, took a p*ss in your hair, sprayed you with starch, had a party, drew all over the walls, put 5 starving alligators and 5 crocodiles in your room and attached lit fireworks to them.

Then I set your house on fire. It's a shame you woke up after the party.

the last while you were sleeping got locked, hooray the forum's tolerance is increasing!

while you were sleeping Mr.Hanky jumped in your mouth and had me take a picture!

that got it locked last time!

While you were sleeping I sawed a hole through your bedroom floor around the bed, leaving a small area to hold the bed up, so when you wake up your marooned in your own room :D

While you were sleeping I raised the bed up with a jack so that when you wake up you'll hit your head on the ceiling.

while you were sleeping penguins finally killed that batman!

While you were sleeping, I ate your hampster.

While you were sleeping, your post count was reset and your password was changed so that you can't participate in the Forum Games.... mwa ha ha ha! :D

While you were sleeping, I edited all your posts to be self-humiliating.

While you were sleeping, I put gay porn in all the DVD players in your house.

while you were sleeping i hid the only prototype of MGS4 under one of floor tiles :rolleyes:

while you were sleeping ...

i covered the walls of your room with photos of the cobbinator having freaky, nasty, slippery, orgasmic sex with your girlfriend.

she was all like: "yeeeaaahhhhh" and he was all like: "who's your solid snake now, biaaatch!?"

while you were sleeping michial jackson bacame black again :o

While you were sleeping I shaved of your eyebrows and pritt-sticked them to your chin.

While you were sleeping I watched the porn TRMOB put in the DVD players :P

While you were sleeping I hacked into your computer and put posts on every website you go on admitting that you are gay.
Then I raided your fridge and stole all the best chocolate.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

While you were sleeping i found wally...

While you were sleeping i stole all your money, i gave it to the poor people, then i stole the poor people and went to a casino in which i couldn´t enter without giving some dollars to the guard...

while you were sleeping i smoked all your weed while watching a manbearpig.

While you were sleeping I put a Portugese Howling Guinea Pig under your pillow and prodded it with matchmakers.

While you were sleeping I set loose a hungry mountain lion in your room.

Whilst you were sleeping, a random stranger p*ssed in your coffee mugs, and I did nothing to stop him.

When you were sleeping, I took butter and covered your dog in it, then i stuck the little feller in your blankets. Maybe that explains why you're feeling itchy and greasy today?

While you were sleeping, Chester Cheetah attacked and killed two 12-year-old boys, later burying them in the local zoo.

While you were sleeping, I brutally murdered your family. :angry: :huh:

while you were sleeping Zidane headbutted your dog, now it speaks French.

While you were sleeping, someone gave your ass surprise sex. Guess who.

While you were sleeping Bush and Blair had a debate over whether to kill everyone, they asked your opinion but you were asleep, great job we're all gonna die now.

While you were sleeping, JC and Refluxe sexed your mom and ate your babies.