If you don't get this:

It's like TPAM except instead of saying something about the person, you kill them in some way.

Let the killing begin! :ph43r:

I'm sorry, but isn't this spam? It is, in my eyes. Then again, I also think that TPAM game is spam, yet no mod complained, so I guess this game can be accepted.

This is the flashy new 'Forum Games' subforum, so you can make as many as you want. Posting in here won't increase your cumulative postcount. ;)

@Topic: Do I have to give a reason for killing them? :ph43r:

^Killed for... not killing Puppy.

original topic! Works very... sadistic :D

Are we allowed to tell how we kill someone aswell?

^^ Killed by virus AIDS because he hangs with us MGC guys, and we are all whores to the last and we like to... make love with each other, but ADJ didnt know that, so in his ignorance he had sex with solidfox yesterday ( hes mine but i was willing to borrow him for one night) and he transfered the virus on to him. Our sacrifice has been made, ADJ died of a cold the next week.


Did I do it' Not sure if i got the idea of the topic, but i thoght it would make a nice opening :P

^*Kills with a meat cleaver.*

Thats the point of it. ;)

^Pushes into a jet turbine

^ Cuts open belly with a hunting knife, ties intestines to a tree and pushes off a cliff.

Now the question is, will they bounce like a bungy cord or not?

nothing personal here

killed by severe blood loss after i tied you up, amputated both legs and cut off your eyelids, then placed your legs infront of you, so you can see your legs and played barney music on full blast.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT BARNEY MUSIC!!!!

Locks you in a room with the actual Barney (Who is shielded behind bullet proof glass) and a shotgun with one shell.

NOOOO, your are indeed the real Sadistic Basterd not me :(

uses telekinesis to slowly push your head into the wall until it eventually pops form the immense pressure, right before offing myself with the shotgun.

^*drowns in multi-colored gummi bears*

Ties your arms and legs up. Stiches your eye lids to the top of your head while I slit your puples with a razer blade. Pours gas all around the areas below you then set it aflame while I watch the skin melt off your body.

^Puts an umbrella down your throat and opens it. Then I smother you with honey, tie you up and leave you next to a red ant hill.

Use the happenings and settings for Saw3 on you and all your loved ones ! YOU KNOW that is cruel ! best movies ever !

tells you to stand on the 'x' and wait for hot babes,then gets a crane and drops a truck on your head.

Puts something gross in his drink then he chokes and then I slap him and his nose falls off. All of a sudden he feels like Micheal Jackson, then I take a saw and cut his ears off. Then I shouted his name, but then I realize he can't hear me. Then I throw you in the Carboard box filled with rattlesnakes and turantulas. And after that, I give you to Ocelot so he can torture you. <_<

:P Lots of detail.

this looks fun :haha:

sorry NINJA but:turns TSF on him and we all shove him in a room of scarabs :haha:

ties your hand to a table and hacks your fingers off one by with with a rusty saw, after that i force fed it to you as you choke on not getting enough air, only for me to pull them back out right before you black out, then lift your limb body up grab the nail gun and press you against the wall, and nail you up there crucifiction style. then have a pack of hungry beaten dogs loose as i exit the room.

i'm so disturbed :(

^Amen

shoves into washing machine and sets the tempurature on "Like 80-billion degrees!" and puts cycle on "Extra Painful" then hangs your skelton out to dry :evillaugh:

LAughs miniacally before going old school. Makes him bite the curb and then stomps on his head.

^Drowns in a puddle of his own urine.

dies on a 2 in. rollar coaster

^*Kills by throwing rocks at poster.*

^ Death by his own over-heating computer while he plays Rome: Total War ^_^

^ Death by me sneaking behind you, having semtex strapped to my jacket and DETONATING IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chopping your hands and feet off with a saw, then hooking your nipples up to a car battery, and your testicles to the bumper, then driving off. Come back 5 minutes later and disembowel you with a rusty knife.

(Trembles in fear.)

Alrighty then, how about this:

Chop your arms off with a chainsaw, stab your eyes out with a corkscrew, chop your testicles off and then throw you into a giant meat grinder.

Erm... tie you to some goals and have pro hockey players shoot aerial balls at you, then drug you, and tie you to a railway track.

^ has Scotland's supply of porridge & haggis spiked with anthrax, killing off the entire nation within 20 minutes. :P

^ Kills the Pope?? :P

^^^

Do some magic thing and make those Hitmans in your sig and turn them into real people, then make them tie one of your legs to a train, and another to a cheetah. Then make them go the opposite way. :o Dead.


Silent Assasin Wanted!

Damn, no more killing for me.

























Ha-ha, that's what you thought.
^^I'll stick you up to your waste in pirahna infested water, then haul you out and release a bunch of flesh eating ants on your head, which is covered in meat sause. Just before your skull is exposed, I'll spray the ants with water, then throw you in a pool of acid. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

^ I start having a fit while electricity pulses around me, I shout 'the mediciiinnneeee!' then whip out a sword, sever your arms, force a grappling hook down your throat then swing you in circles until your throat actually rips away from your stomach, then I put your open mouth on a nearby curb and STAMP!

Walks away laughing...

Go psycho on your ass and BEAT YOU TO DEATH!!!

^ Get the white creature in your sig to throw a fireball at you and then cover you with burning oil and then cover you with feathers, and set you alight.

BBQ anyone? ^_^

^Gets him in a Nazi uniform and then takes him to a WWII Allied veterans conference.

poisoins is sugar :elaugh2:

i lock you in a prison cell, and loop a number of steven seagal quotes on disc, forcing your IQ into the negative digits - you then sh*t yourself and die.

nice thread guys..:)

Evaporate you with an evil stare....LOL

Lol sorry^^

Put poison in your drink and take you home. :o Lol jokes. ^_^