:P k, so the idea is u insult the person above u's mom

just please dont take anybodies insults personally


i'll start it off with:

your moms like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, then gets laid in the closet



Your turn :thumb: :P

LMAO!!!

Well your mum is a public phone, they do whatever they want to her for 25 cents.

Yeah couldn´t think in a better one xD.

meh, thats not bad...

well, ur moms so fat... her dildo runs on deisel

Your mom's so fat I was watching channel 3 and went up to channel 72 and her ass was still sticking out.

Your momma's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!

yo mommas like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's loaded!

Yo' momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indecent exposure.

Yo momma so stupid she didn't have an abortion.

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

You momma so stupid she went for an IQ test: the results came back negative.

your mom is so fat, she drank the Milky Way for breakfest

Yo' momma so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the road. I asked her why she was doing it, she said, 'I'm moving house'

your mom is so ugly, she tried to enter an ugliness contest but they turned her away saying "No profesnials."

Your moma's so fat she did a jump of the diveboard and kicked Jesus in the mouth.

^Fiend!

your mom is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.


amazing how people started this over a gum commercial isn't it?

Let me get in on this action ^^^^

Your mama is like a bowling ball, she's picked up, fingered, then thrown in the gutter.

OHHH NO HE DIDNT

Oh yes I did!!

yo momma so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her 'yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

OHHHH!!! :ph43r: :lmao:

Hmm, well

Your momma is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.

OHHH, THAT MUST BURN!!!!!

:evillaugh:

Yo momma's so dumb she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo momma's so fat she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.

Yo momma's so dirty her Sure deodorant is now Confused.

Yo momma's so fat she fills up the bath tub and then she turns on the water.

Yo momma's so big when she bent down to tie her shoes her face got burnt from re-entry.

Yo momma's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.

That is awesome. :lol:

Yo mommas so fat that when she told me her weight, I thought it was her phone number!

^ :lmao:

Yo mom is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for therowing away all the W M&M's

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but so will your mom is she's on top.

jonas47+ your moms=you

Your momma's like a bag of chips: Frito Lay!

Yo momma's so fat her blood type is ragu.

Yo momma's so fat when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps

yo momma's so fat, she told me her weight and i thougth it was her phone number

Yo momma's so fat she was baptized at Seaworld

yo momma's so fat, she went to burger king and asked for the burger on the roof

Yo momma's is so fat, she needs hula hoops to hold her socks up.

your mom's like a printer. push the right button and something comes out

1. Your momma's so fat, whenever she goes on an electric scale, it reads, "To be continued."

2. Your momma's so fat, whenever she goes to a buffet, she gets a group discount.

3. Your momma's so fat, that everytime she lies down, people walking by say, "Whoa, where did that mountain view come from?"

4. Your momma's so fat, that she was born from May 1st, 1950 to May 1st, 1951.

5. Your momma's so fat, that not even I would have sex with her.

6. Your momma's so hairy, that you were born with rug burns.

7. Your momma's so fat, that her body was buried in a meteor crater.

8. Your momma's so fat, that even John Goodman thinks she should stop eating.

9. Your momma's so fat, she needs a boomerang to put her belt on.

10. You remember the California earthquake of 1989? Well, that was really the result of your momma taking a dump.

11. Your momma's like the village tricycle, everyone's had a try.

12. Your momma's so damn stupid that when her boss told her she was fired, she dropped to the ground and started rolling around.

13. Your momma's so lonely, that not even her imaginary friends will hang out with her.

14. Your momma's so fat, everytime she turns around it's her birthday.

15. Your momma's so fat, that her side dish is the dish of the guy sitting next to her.

Oh, I'm gonna need a fire extinguisher guys, because I am on Fi-Yare!

Yo mamma so fat when she puts on a fur coat, that species becomes extinct.

yo mom is like a libray open to the public

your mamas so filthy and poor you asked her what was for dinner and she jummped on the tabble spread her legs and yelled crabs!

yo mamma's so dumb she locked herself in a motorcycle

yo mom is so dumb she got hit by a parked car

yo mom is so poor wen i went to ur house and asked wats for dinner she said the next muthafucker that moves

yo mamas soooooo dumb she cant even pay attention :P

your mom is a whore simple as that

Your momma is so dumb, she got a headache when someone took her into a round room and asked her to sit in the corner.

isnt that a polish joke :lol: yo mamma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skettles fall out

Yo momma's so hair, you were born with rug burns.

Your mama so hairy when she walked into the fog they started to film gorillas in the mist

uh didnt you put that allready kam? :P
yo mamas so fat she sat on a doller and made four quarters!

Yore mama so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund.

I'm surprised this thread is still open.

ah quit being so negitive Dani since iguess your not in this to holy spawn this goes

yo mamas so poor i walked into your house stepped on a cigerette and she yelled "who turned off the heat!" :lol:

Oh, you insult people's mothers and call me negative? Incredible.