take a quote and edit it to make it sound weird or funny
*guy is playing MPO*(I was taking the bus to work and I was sitting down and jamming on the circle button while the PSP was on my lap. And this hot chick taps me on my shoulder and says..."it looks like you're masturbating")*found on gamefaqs*


The only ones who need a reason to go on a diet, are the ones who are fat.

Specials are fickle...they change with the times.

So long as we remain loyal to mcdonalds...

Customers like us need NOTHING to believe in.

...That's what my mentor told me.

So any quote about anything from anywhere? ^_^

well sorta but it has to have at least something to do with metalgear in some way :o

Snake: "Gay Fox!"

Fox: *with gay accent and lisp* The name from long ago, itss alot better than Deepthroating!

:D

I cant really see this getting anywhere. I personally think we have enough games. but ill let it have like 24hours. If it gains intrest I'll consider leaving it.

psyco mantis-his pantal shielding was very strong,i could dive into his pants
;)

Ocelot: Sir, what do we do with the boy?
Solidus: We'll...use him like you suggested.

*ten minutes later, Solidus grabs Raiden naked by his tentacles, and dangles him over the ocean.*

Ocelot: Any bites?
Solidus: There's bound to be some sharks floating around, dammit.

Gray Fox - I am like you, I have no name

Solid Snake - I have a name . . .

*pulls wallet out of his back pocket and pulls out is license and points to it*

Solid Snake - See, it says it right there.

Gray Fox - Oh . . . my mistake then.

Cunningham: You have no reason left to fight!

Snake: Um, yeah I do! To kick your sorry ass!

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Bah, that's the best I could come up with ><

liquid:so ocelot what.....where the hell are you pants!!!?!?!?!?? :blink:
ocelot:that ninja took em :ph43r:
liquid:what!?
ocelot:yeah he almost cut my arm off but he got my pants instead :o
liquid:........ :mellow:

Otacon: Wha-what's with these guys? It's like something out of one of my animes!
Grey Fox: I've come from another world to do battle with you, Snake...
Snake: Ohh...so you're an alien?
Grey Fox:......What?
Snake: Wha, nothing, you just said, you came from another WORLD, so I generally assumed that-
Grey Fox: You kidding me?
Snake: Sorry, sorry, go-go on.
Grey Fox:....Umm...okay, where was I? Oh, right, right. Anyway, I've come from another world to do battle with you. I've removed all obstacles, now you and I will battle to the death.
Snake: Is it revenge?
Grey Fox: It is nothing so trivial as revenge, I am from a world where such words are non existent, a simple-
Snake: See? Right there! You just said, "I'm from a world." We're all from Earth asshole, come on!
Grey Fox: Are you serious? I mean seriously, I-I'm trying to make one simple heart filled speech, and you can't even give me that?! What the hell, Snake??
Snake: I'm sorry, it's just-
Grey Fox: I mean, does any of this matter to you?! You just come in an interrupt me about aliens?! Do I LOOK like a fucking alien, Snake?
Snake:....Do you really want me to answer that?
Grey Fox: Yeah, yeah, go ahead and make with the jokes, Snake!! It's bad enough that you killed me in Zanzibar in 99, but now you gotta keep on insulting me?!!
Snake: Zanzibar....Fox!! You're Grey-
Grey Fox: Wha?!! Fuck!!! You were suppose to figure that out AFTER you beat me in a boss *sigh* I should've just stuck with my old job...
Otacon: What was that?
Grey Fox: Huh? Oh, umm...

*Five months ago...*

Grey Fox: *Twirling Quizno's sign.* Want good food worth your buck? Head down to Quizno's now and for a limited time only, get the Black Angus-
Random guy: Foot up your ass?
Grey Fox: Hey shut up man!
Random guy: Hey, that's a cute costume, did your mom make it for you?
Grey Fox: Hey, I'm just trying to do my job!
Random guy: Hehe, yeah, keep twirling that Quizno's sign, you'll have enough money to move outta your mom's house in about 20 years!
Grey Fox: Hey you wanna go?
Random guy: Where, on a date? Sorry I'm straight dude.
Grey Fox: Okay, that's it jackass!!

A few gory scenes later...

Grey Fox: Hey, he started it!
Judge: Sir, whether or not he "started" it, you FINISHED it!
Grey Fox: Oh, what he's a little bitch who can't take a punch, is that MY fault?
Judge: I guess not, but you didn't PUNCH him, you took a sword, and cut off his arms.
Grey Fox: And this is my fault HOW?!

*Five months later...*

Otacon: Hello?
Grey Fox:....Uhhh...I used to be a fire fighter.

Ocelot: Don't try to use auto-fap because I'll know!

:lmao: :haha: :lmao: :haha: i don't get it but props to bigK that was funny :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: :D

null:why do you live,what do you hope to accoplish by living
BB:umm saving the world,saving you from being a test subject for gene,uhhh..saving the world
null:you just said that
BB:well...ya know
null:know what i asked what you plan on doing by living
BB:well let's see after i beat gene and save the world for the 20th time i plan on going to burger king and getting some...wait burger king got shut down so i'll just head for*keeps ranting on*
null:*reads a book on how to be a ninja and look damn good doing it*
BB:hey are you even listening to me
null:huh? did you say something?
BB:look you asked me..ahh forget it let's just fight already
null:h-hold on a sec i just got to a really good part in this book*continues reading book*
BB:*pulls out a m16 from pocket*
null:how the hell did you pull a m16 out of your pocket!?!?!?!
BB:i have very big pockets*shoots at null*
null:*continues to read book while deflecting bullets from BB at the same time*
BB:damn i'm outa bullets*pulls out stinger from pocket*
null:what the hell?!?!?!how can you hold a stinger and a m16 in your pocket?!!?!?!?
BB:cause i'm big freaking boss..bitch..STINGER!!!!*shoots stinger at null*
null:*bacflips and slices the stinger in half*
BB:*stands there looking in aw* :mellow:
null:what i'm a ninja i can do things like that :ph43r:
BB:.... :mellow:
BB:i'm going home -_-
null:later :king:

Elisa "I know their vain. Their offering. Their lies,
their hatred"

Couldn't fin anything similar to hatred, fitting with what was said before, but I think it fits alright, anyway... I'm not 100% happy about this edit, but it works I guess...

it's supposed to be funny not boring :mellow:

You might have a point there, sir!

Really was something I just came up with in a few minutes... Couldn't find anything better, lol :P

At least is rhymed with the sentenced, which was my main goal... Just to get a tad more boring I might add anj edit'ed ending:
"I know their vain. Their offering. Their lies, they're sacred"
It was supposed to be fitted to the government, or something...
Well whatever...

Well can't really come up with something funny that fits with a MGS quote, found one but it sounded a bit odd... I guess I'll have to think harder...

find a quote and edit it to make it funny it's simple :lala:

Rose: Jack you remember what day it is today?
Raiden: Hell yea I do,
Rose: Really!! :wub:
Raiden: Yea, today is the day I stuffed a friggin sock in yo big *** mouth .. <_<

Solidus: It's been a while, but I know this man.
Ocelot: You know this.......did you say MAN??
Solidus: Yes. This is my son.
Ocelot: *Takes long hard look at Raiden.* Wow, this is a man?!
Solidus: Yeah, I wasn't sure either, why else do you think he's naked right now? I had to be sure it was him.
Ocelot: Yeah, even then, kinda hard to tell.

That's a good one :D

I've got one quote to edit in my mind, but it's too late now. I'll post it tomorrow.

Solid Snake: "Fortunately, Killing Raises your attack level making it easier to kill people." - MGS1
srry that was lame

Otacon: Will I ever... Love Someone?
Solid Snake: That's what you came to ask?
Otacon: No, I was wondering if even computer geeks fall in love.
Solid Snake: What are you trying to say?
Otacon: I want to ask you. Do you think love can bloom even on the internet?
Solid Snake: Yeah. I do. I think at any time, any place, people can fall in love with each other. But if you love someone, you have to be able to get the paladin charger on World of Warcraft.
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Solid Snake: Fox, why? What do you want from me?
Gray Fox: On PS2, I'm Playing Prisoner Of War. Only cheats can free me...
Solid Snake: Fox, stay out of this... What about Naomi? She's hell bent on taking revenge for you.
Gray Fox: Naomi...
Solid Snake: You're the only one that can stop naomi from destroying the sun.
Gray Fox: No... I can't.
Solid Snake: Why?
Gray Fox: Because I'm your father....
Solid Snake: NOOOOOOOO!
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Solid Snake: Metal Gear is in an underground maintenance base to the north.
Meryl Silverburgh: Take me too. I'm better than you.
Solid Snake: You're Gay. You don't have enough battle experience.
Meryl Silverburgh: I won't slow you down. I promise...
Solid Snake: And what if you do?
Meryl Silverburgh: Then you can shoot me.
Solid Snake: I don't like to waste bullets.
Meryl Silverburgh: Then use the bandana
Solid Snake: I haven't unlocked it yet
Meryl Silverburgh: Then Complete the game
Solid Snake: Well that's pointless because i won't have to worry about you being >Cough< Shot >Cough<.
Meryl Silverburgh: What?
Solid Snake: Nothing.
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Colonel: Snake, don't act in any way that will excite Volgin. A perfect disguise can be ruined by a single flirty behavior. Be careful. If you make physical contact with the Volgin, The Result will be uncomfortable.
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Solidus Snake: Is he still alive?
Revolver Ocelot: He was when Olga brought him in. I've checked everything, including the Genome data, but there's nothing on him being gay; NSA, CIA, FBI, he even has a girlfriend. He's an average guy but he's in the military.
Solidus Snake: I suspected as much. However, I know this man. He cant be gay.
Revolver Ocelot: [shocked] Huh?
Solidus Snake: Wake him up.
[the examination table tilts forward, bringing Raiden face-to-face with Solidus and Ocelot]
Solidus Snake: . It's been a while hasn't it, Jack the Ripper?
Revolver Ocelot: [surprised] You know this fellow?
Solidus Snake: You remember me, don't you? You've grown.
[snags Raiden's head with one of his mechanical arms and begins scanning]
Solidus Snake: Video Games. Have they altered your memory too?
[Raiden chokes and screams as Solidus scans him]
Solidus Snake: . This is my son, I taught him everything
[Solidus looks up in nostalgia]
Solidus Snake: . Jack, I thought I'd never see you again.
Raiden: You... know me?
Solidus Snake: You don't remember? Maths, English, Spelling, everything you know you learned from me.
[cuts to flashbacks while Solidus narrates]
Solidus Snake: The 80s was World War I... you were one of the gayest amongst the child soldiers that fought in that conflict. When you were barely 1, you became the platoon leader of the "Gay little n00bs" unit. At the time, your outstanding kill record earned you several nicknames including "White Devil" and "Jack the Ripper." Jack, I've seen The Godfather, I named you. When the war ended, you disappeared from the relief center. I wondered what happened to you, but I should have known they would recruit you!
Revolver Ocelot: [cuts back to present day] It's an interesting coincidence.
Solidus Snake: If he's a lackey for the NY Taco Stand, I doubt he knows anything of interest.
Revolver Ocelot: What shall we do with him?
Solidus Snake: We'll use him like you suggested.
Revolver Ocelot: What about Dead Cell?
Solidus Snake: Yeah let's go see Dead Cell!
Rose: [Waking up] Good morning Jack.
Raiden: Good morning Rose.
Rose: What was that about?
Raiden: I don't know,

that was pretty good but you should have used the other 50 of em(JK)for othre posts so it isn't all cramed in one post
"solid snake vs sniper wolf"
wolf:you can't defeat me snake
snake:oh really
wolf:yes really
snake:we will see about that
wolf:yes we will
snake:let's go!
wolf:bring it!!
*fight go's on for like 5 minutes of sniping action*
wolf:he's good
snake:damn, fighting in the snow is cold as all get out,i need to finish her fast my nuts are freezing
wolf:i see joo snake
snake:no you don't*acitivates stealth camo*
wolf:WTF?!?
snake:behind you
wolf:!!!??
snake*shoots wolf in chest with socom and unactivates stealth*
wolf:ugh*coughs up blood*i am lung shot,you can not save me
snake:no shit i just shot you ya dumbass and what make's you think i wanted to save you
wolf:cause i'm hot and your best freind loves me that's why
snake:well tough shit*shoot's wolf in head with socom*
*otacon falls out of tree*
snake:holy shit WTF!?!?!!?
otacon:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
snake:shut the hell up ya damn nerd*shoots otacon in head with socom*
snake:shit i needed him to,wait what did i need him for again,oh well time to go kick some metalgear ass
*walks away to find metalgear*

lol freezing nuts that would hurt
I have played... long enough for one day... I have pwned n00bs enough... for an eternity... I thank you... if you hadn't stood there camping and dropped ur SVD, I wouldn't have become Fox-Hound Rank... Now, Admin, grant me the ability to frag this... one... n00b... Can you hear me, arkitekt ak8? I am the_end266! I am here to send you to your ultimate pwnage...


Liquid Snake: So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... my brother?
Solid Snake: Ok Get the net Ready
[The snake Looks up in liquids shadow]
Liquid Snake: I'll guard you Solid Snake. I'm your shadow.
Solid Snake: Got it! [Solid Snake grabs the snake]
Liquid Snake: Hello Channel 5 this is Snake brother's Snake Hunting adventures!
Im liquid, My brother here is Snake! Tonight we caught a rare Blue Coral.....

Meryl Silverburgh: Any family? Friends?? Uncles?!? AUNTIES!?!!?
Solid Snake: No, but me is raised by I.
Meryl Silverburgh:Errrr... Right. Is there anyone you like?
Solid Snake: Well i kinda like Mei Ling...
Meryl Silverburgh: HAHAHA HAHAHA Snake has got a Girlfriend! Snake has got a girlfriend! Just like Mantis said!
Solid Snake: What has MANTIS BEEN TELLING YOU!?!?!?
Meryl Silverburgh: ...You're a sad dumb gay twisted useless freak.
Snake: Grow up meryl
[Meryl pulls out her gun]
[Snake shoots her 49 times in the head]
Guard: Huh? What was that noise
[Thousands of high pitched bleeps, Guards Stream in]
Snake:AAAHHHHAAHHAHaaahhhhaaaaahhaaaha
Colonel: snake Snake? SNake!?! SNAke!?!? SNAKe!?!?! SNAKE!?!?!? SNAKE!?!?!!?

*contiueing from where you left off*
*all the gaurds are dead on the ground*
snake:didn't even breaka sweat*dog is killed from snake sweating*
snake:shit killed a dog by sweating
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*snake walking down the hall after seeing a bunch of dead gaurds*
snake:waht teh hell :snake:
*ninja appears* :fox:
snake:wow! a ninja
grayfox:hey
snake:cool,so how's being a ninja going for ya
grayfox:it's alright,it pays the bills
snake:right on
*grayfox dissapears in a instant*

Lol thats from MG Awesome that flash is as funny as hell.

Psycho mantis: i have dived into the minds of thousands upon thousands of Men and women,
Snake: wat'd they say?
Psycho mantis: Well i know i'm hotter then i thought.
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Solid Snake: Your not in pain are you?
Otacon: No im alright. I feel great and wide awake.
Snake: Oh i expected you to act confused
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Meryl Silverburgh: So, is there something you like about me?
Solid Snake: Yeah, you have a great butt!
Meryl Silverburgh: That's nice! First it's my eyes, then it's my butt. What's next?
Snake: Your eyes. Damn i already said that. Wonder what is next?
Meryl Silverburgh: You told me in war you never think about what's next.
Snake: Did i say that? Well no wonder you suck so badly.
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Solid Snake: There are no heroes in war. The only heroes I know are either dead or in prison. One or the other.
Meryl Silverburgh: But Snake, you're a hero, aren't you?
Solid Snake: I'm just a man who's good at what he does: Killing.
Meryl: Kiling bad guys?
Snake: Yes
Meryl: So you're a hero
Snake: No
Meryl: You saved the world twice. So you're not a hero?
Snake: i fight for the...
Meryl: Shut up Snake ur a fucking hero accept it
Snake: DAMN!
[Snake Pulls out his gun and shoots meryl 148 times in the head]
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Gray Fox: Only a fool trusts his life on a weapon
Snake: no, i had low health and u came towards me and i shot u. without the gun i would've died.
Gray Fox: ohh yeah that time.
Snake: Besides im suprised u sed that. in 1999 i killed u with my bear hands. if u had a gun u wouldeve won.
Gray Fox: shutup snake.
[Snake pulls out his gun and shoots meryl 267 times in the head and then shoots Gray fox]

no it's from a differeny parody
but grayfoxs blocks all bullets

Fox: You can't defeat me with weapons.
Snake: Oh yes hell I can.
*Snake tosses a Chaff Grenade*
Fox: Thats not fair!
Snake: Um, well your the guy who's carrying around a sword that can cut through any steal and deflect bullets.
Fox: Touche!

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*Fox accidentally kills Snake by landing on him*
Fox: *Fox looks around* Snake? Where'd he go?
*looks down*
Fox: Whoops, Oh shit, now what am I supposed to do?
*sees Meryl and slices her 340 times*

Colonel: Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me -- -- and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me...?

Raiden: You got high?

Snake vs Mantis....Snake's hidden secret.

Mantis: It's useless...I already told you....I can read your every thought. Hahahahahahaaa!!!
Snake: My EVERY thought?
Mantis: Your EVERY last thought....
Snake: Oh boy.....
Mantis: Hmm.....interesting.....VEERY interesting....maybe I SHOULD release the girl from my control, and share that little trinket about you, hmm?
Snake: Mantis DON'T!!!!
Mantis: I can picture it now...."Why Snake....how could you....?!! He's my uncle you sick fuck!!!!" Hahahha!
Snake: That was TEN years ago!!!
Mantis: Oh?
Snake: Okay, nine years ago!
Mantis: Nine?
Snake: Eig...Seve....six......fiii
Mantis: No, it wasn't....
Snake: Okay!!!! Last years Christmas party okay?!!!! Last fucking year!!!!!! I was DRUNK!!!!! And vurnerable.....
Mantis: Did you ever call him back?
Snake: Can't you just kill me?

Metal Gear Raiden: Snake Eraser

Rose: See Jack? You can't go around trying to change the past.
Raiden: What about MGS5?
Ocelot: There you are, ya son of a bitch!!
Raiden: Who are you?!
Ocelot: Remember back at the warehouse?
Raiden: *Thinks back at that accidental kiss* Oh God....I'm so sorry, pal, look, it was an accident...the thing is...
Ocelot: Why'd you just run off like that?
Raiden: Wha-what?
Ocelot: You kiss a man, then you just run off? Without even saying good-bye, or getting my number? Are you honestly that cold? Or are you just afraid of commitment?
Raiden:.................You DO know that I'm straight, right?
Ocelot: Oh please, no straight man would EVER be caught wearing THAT.
Raiden: GOD I can't wait til MGS4 comes out, THEN we'll see who looks straight.

^ Hilarious.

K and buffy your's were real funny :lmao:
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*after BB kills the ocelot unit he finds eva held captive by ocelot*
ocelot:there won't be any accidents this time
BB:it's a nive gun i'll give you that,but your forgeting one very important thing
ocelot:??hmm??
BB:you don't have what it takes to shoot me
ocelot:*shoots BB*
BB:ugg*falls on ground dead*
ocelot:a ocelot nevet lets his prey excape*laughs* :elaugh2:
ocelot:????WTF!??!? :mellow:
*eva rides away on her bike*
ocelot:BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!!!!!!! :ocelot:

Snake and meryl sitting there getting rdy for their Manicures and pedicures:
Snake: Notice how nobody really likes you meryl?
Meryl: Shut up Snake.
[U no wot happns nxt LoL!]


Scott Dolph: What are you planning on doing, Stealing this thing?
Ocelot: Steal? No im taking it back.
[Scott Dolph Hands the DVD over]
Scott Dolph: Well while you're taking it back, Can you get me part 2?
Ocelot: Sure buddy.

Raiden: Still ticking, huh?
Vamp: Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies.
Raiden: Then why didn't you just go to Heaven?
Vamp: oh. Idk lol.
Raiden: ya ur leik tttlly gae lol ur tttly pwned leik hrdcore stylz lol
Vamp: Lol [Vamp throws duck at Raiden]
Raiden: Gahhhh
Rose: Snake? Snake SNAKE!!!!?!?!?!
Colonel: Ummm Raiden Died
Rose: oh yeah whatever

hahahahaha that's good :lmao: :lmao: