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(In this neverendingstory u add what was said before on to it)
3 letters each quote.


Once There Was

a hobo that

liked to have

ice cream naked

while jacking off in the middle of the street and taking dumps on cars in traffic

One day the hobo went to take a dump on this car, however before he could position himself, the car swereved straight into his legs.

(Got carried away :))

then he ended up in the hospital but got kicked out for taking dumps on people

and found himself lying in his on crap while eating ice cream naked trying to take a dump on a car but was asleep and fell off car and the shit fell on ground before it could land on car and hobo fell in it..ass first :haha:

when he got up to get his tub of ice cream he saw shit inside of it but he thought it was chocolate so he ate his own shit

and threw it up all over an old lady


"dude this one is sick :lmao: "

so then the old lady got mad and shot him in the nuts

so he crawled to the doctor and he said...

come on cage it's time to blow doors down

so him and the doctorwent around the hostpital shooting and shitting on people

this story definetly aint for kids hahaha this shits nasty

UNTILL A COP SHOT THE DOCTER AND SHAT ON THE HOBO

so as the the hobo was in prison he dropped the soap and.....

scorpion from mortal combat shot his harpoon in his ass and yelled GET OVER HERE!

Airmac came out of nowhere and was like Z0MG i pwn joo and use some haxs and stuff and slammed him on the floor over and over again.

then scorpion and ermac started fighting and blasted a hole through the wall and the hobo....

filled it up with shit

and this guy came outta nowhere and said "the fuck you jus call me bish

The hobo then replied with, "Damn straight I did." Then ate his own face off, but not before...

he droped a kilo ton of shit onto and coffe table

and rolled around on it naked

while he was also.........

in flames...

...and he exploded

his hand found duct tape and taped himself togeather

But Chuck Norris pops up....

Chuck Norris kils him again :lol:

Then Stallone comes in and blows up Chuck Norris with a grendade.

the Terminator and Ghost Rider come in and trash the place killing everyone :haha:

then i come in....wtf?,walks out...hold up...spots a 6 pack a gatorade in the next room and runs toward it with amazing speed then d-blocks that shit and runs away,then a gaint ball of shit came out of the sky and fell on the roof of the house and broke a hole in it,then......

the king of pop came running tword you :o

HOOOLLLYY SHHIIIITTTT!?!?!?!?!?!?1
runs like hell down the street drinking teh gatorade for more energy when then
you do mean mike jackson right :o

then micheal jaskons throws his nose at cyclops.

you see Smaus and the Master chief on a date and they see Jackson and blast him down. Only to see the covenant and metriods are invading :o

then master chief go's super chief,meaing his armour turns gold and he get's a big ass gun that shoots out huge blasts of raw power and blasts all the invader things while samus is checking out teh rum at the resturant her and master chief were at on their date and then

Hurly from lost crashes into the resteraunt in his vw van.

Then the others come and take Hurly away.