Some boss fights in MGS sucked balls. Because some were too easy, some were disappointing, and so on. So I know I'm not the best writer in history, but with the Rp skills I got, I thought I'd give it a try. I'll start off with Snake Eater, The ocelots. I'll go in order I guess. After this, Ocelot since that's the order on survival mode in subsistence.

Morning, Naked Snake awakens and sees Eva in her bikini putting on her pants. A small smile grows over her face before she turns around and catches him peaking. Snake immediately turns away pretending he didn't just look. "Enjoy the view?" Eva says to Snake, who doesn't respond, he merely adjusts his collar and rises up from the bed. Snake hands Eva her Red 9 and helmet as she zips up her shirt all the way. "Are you sure you can make it back to Groznyj Gradj without GRU finding you?" Eva smiles and puts her bike helmet on. "I'll be fine, they won't even know I'm gone." Eva says to Snake. She adjusts her helmet but looks outside and finds four men in Black officer uniforms, black masks and red berets. The Ocelots. Walking amongst them, Major Ocelot, a cocky looking kid who begins to load bullets in a very fancy looking white designed Single Action Army Colt Python. Eva moves away from the window and taps Snake on the shoulder.

"GRU's here. Snake, you have to get out of here."
"What about you?" Snake says.
"Don't worry, I know an underground route to my bike, just find a way out of here before GRU finds you. These are GRU's best men, the Ocelots. They're well armed, and trained to hunt you down."
"I faced these guys last time I was here for Sokolov, they're nothing special."
"Don't be so sure. Last time you were here, they thought you were The Boss, remember? This time they won't ask questions, they'll just shoot you. So be careful, OKAY?"
"I told you, I'll be fine."

Eva gives him the okay, and enters a hole in the floor, leading her under the warehouse. She gives him a wink and crawls in it. Snake nods and takes out his M191 and survival knife, getting in his CQC stance. He hears the footsteps of the Ocelots running to his room, immediately, Snake runs to a small rusted locker and hides inside. The leading Ocelot cocks his shotgun and blows the door to pieces. He drops a stun grenade and in come four Ocelot units.

They run in but are confused. No Snake in sight.

"He's not here?" Ocelot holding shotgun says. The four look around the room, one looks under the bed, and the shotgunner looks at the broken window. "He went through the window. Let's move. Zhidmov, you secure the crate room. You three come with me." The four storm out of the room, the last one takes a final look around the room and looks at the locker. He stops and approaches the locker slowly. He holds his scorpion and runs to the locker. He grabs the knob, Snake hears him and kicks the locker open, slamming it on his hand. The ocelot screams, catching the attention of the other ocelots but are too late. Snake points his M191 handgun and shoots him right between the eyes and quickly rolls under the bed before three ocelots run in and see the dead ocelot. Shotgunner gasps and runs to the dead ocelot. "Dammit, where is he?" Shotgunner says. Snake grabs one of his clips and throws it to the box room. The three ocelots take their attention off of the dead ocelot and run into the other room while Snake gets up and crawls out of the already broken window. He's outside now. One unit holds an XM assault rifle wandering around patrolling the area. Next to Snake is a barrel on its' side in the grass, held by a tree near a downhillish slope leading to the ocelot. Snake creeps to the tall grass and pushes the barrel down the slope. The ocelot sees this and runs but doesn't run fast enough. The barrel blows up, taking the ocelot with him. The ocelot securing the entrance of the ruined warehouse runs to the area.

Snake sees him and shoots him right in the head. He looks up and sees a sniper on the roof of the warehouse. The sniper looks at the explosion sight and spots Snake. He shoots at Snake while he runs away from his sights. Snake runs by several trash cans behind the building the sniper is standing over. Annoyed, he grabs a hand grenade and pulls the pin. "See how you like this!" Sniper says. He drops it down towards Snake while Snake spots it and runs as far away as he can from the grenade. It blows up, tossing Snake to the ground. Sniper looks and sees Snake. His uniform is pretty smoldered. He looks closer, assuming Snake's finished, and wanders off searching for Eva on the roof. Snake gets up and runs to a ladder near the trash cans and slowly climbs on the roof and sees Sniper looking around the field. He slowly sneaks to the sniper and grabs him by the mouth before sticking his knife in his back. The sniper struggles, but stops struggling and dies. Snake grabs a grenade from Snipers body and holds it in one hand. He takes his other hand and lifts sniper up and shoves in into several boxes in the box room in front of the room Snake and Eva originally were. Zhidmov spots them and waves to Shotgunner and XM ocelot. The three run and check up on sniper. They run to Sniper's body in the boxes while Snake pulls the pin and holds the grenade for a few seconds. He looks down and drops the grenade. It goes off before it even hits the ground, taking all three down. Snake grabs onto the ledge and drops to the box room and leaves the warehouse. The final ocelot holds an M63 and spots Snake. He shoots at Snake while he runs behind a large metal crate in the south western room. M63 Ocelot sneaks around the corner and shoots, but Snake's gone. He looks curiously and sees a cardboard box near the crate. "Please..." M63 says before he shoots dozens of bullets into the box. Red substance leaks out from the bottom of the box. He kicks the box over and dozens of watermelons fall out from the box. He walks around and sees another box by the corner. He walks up to it and lifts it up. Snake shoves it up at M63 and knees him in the gut, forcing him down. Snake grabs M63 and carries his knife over his neck. "Where's your commander?" Snake says before hearing a whistle.

"Right here, Snake." Says Ocelot, now holding Eva at gun point. "Let him go and your friend can live." Snake looks back at M63 and releases him. M63 is about to shoot, but Ocelot stops him. "No, that one is mine, go back to the fortress, I'll be there after I deal with these two spies." Says Ocelot. "Yes sir." Says M63 while running back to Grozyj Gradj. A scent catches Ocelot's nose. He sniffs Eva and fills her up. "This bitch is wearing perfume!" Ocelot yells surprisingly. Snake reaches for his gun but Ocelot points his SAA at him, stopping him.

"Don't even think about it." Ocelot says.
"Ah, a Single Action Army, quite a nice gun you got there." Snake says.
"Yeah, perfect handle and ricochet action. No more accidents this time."
"You call that an accident?"
"What?"
"It wouldn't have happened if you weren't showing off."

Ocelot gets mad and takes the safey off his SAA. "It's a nice gun, but that gun's only good for an auctioning if anything. It's a collectors item, not a gun you'd kill a man with. Besides, you're forgetting one very basic thing. You don't have what it takes to kill me." Snake says. "Oh yeah?" Ocelots says. He pulls the trigger, but the bullet won't fire. Eva snaps back and side kicks Ocelot in the face, knocking him to the ground, while Eva jumps onto her Motorcycle. Ocelot reaches for his knife and goes back after Eva, but Eva rams her bike right into Ocelot, knocking him down with a tire mark on his face. Ocelot puts his gun away and does his finger gesture. "This isn't over!" He yells before taking off. Eva points her gun at him, Snake stops her. "He's still a kid." Eva looks back at him stunned. "You should've let me kill him! Now I have to get back to the fortress before he does." She revs up her motorcycle and plows through the chained gate. Snake puts his weapons away and heads to the swamp.