*Warning, some of you may see me differently after I say this but I need to tell it anyway.*

I have a confession to make.
I have this fucking problem. (you might find it funny)
Its to do with pooing/excreting faesis.(poo)
Whenever I want to poo, I sit on my knees and think of cool scenes from movies, then I poo.
The thing is, I cant poo normally, I have to go along this fucking process everytime I want to poo. Otherwise I cant.
And the people in the house have to be at least 3 rooms away from the bathroom or I wont be able to do it. Like I have a shy kidney.
Is this some sort of Constipation or something? Does it have a name?
Is it a psychological thing?
Or am I the only person in the world with this fucking shit. (no pun intended)

And no, this is not a prank.
WTF?

Try eating food with more fiber in it. Such as popcorn.

Defanitely psychological. Theres no natural reason why your body won't do its business when other people are nearby.

Are you a social person or do you tend to be a loner?

Well, sounds to me like it's obviously psychological. You'll find one day that you've taken a dump with someone next door and you'll realise that you still had no problem doing it, at which point it'll become apparent that you have no problem.

Just, I dunno, believe. I'm not sure what to suggest. If you completely understand that it's psychological then your problem should disappear.

Well, I have social phobia meaning I dont talk much because Im too fearful. I dont have too many friends and spend most of my time at home.
If I dont follow that process I cant poo. Even if I try hard to. Its 100% based on my mentality. Like my mind controlls my kidney or something.
It fucking sucks. But hey, Im used to it.

The only thing is, I can only poo at home. I havn't pooed outside of home for like 2 years now when I (somehow) did it at school.
But now I know. I'll try to practise it and hope for the best.
Thanks.

Damn, must've been awesome films you've watched if the memories get you that excited.

If you don't mind me asking... how did this come about? Have you had this problem for your whole life? The people not being near thing I get, but the cool scenes from action movies?

Also, have you ever taken a dump in public? Y'know, in a public toilet?

So I suppose you don't travel too much, huh?

That must suck.

haha i was thinking the same thing.

when i shit, i have to rock back and forth, otherwise i break out in a massive sweat and i have to take off all my clothes. I cant poo with clothes on.

I think it might be the pyschological bit of thinking people will hear the splash?

Try my method for using Public toilets, Might help. Im going to leave out a few steps because at home you dont need them.

Get 2-3 sheets of paper, fold it in half and drop it flat over the water. Get another 2-3 sheets and do the same but drop it the other way. Flat still bt imagine it being a + shape if you get me.

Sit down and let rip. When your shit hits the paper the paper should be moistened slightly and you shouldnt be able to hear anything. Unless you take too long and the paper goes below the surface.

Everyone can use that technique if they wish :P Just wipe the seat before is my thing incase like. I hate using public toilets to have a shit in.

This is almost the strangest topic I've ever seen but anyway ^_^

I don't think your alone in not wanting to use public toilets, they're often some of the filthiest places (be it covered in cack or piss or someone who's decided to let rip the sick over everything...or worse).

As for the thing about movies, it's obviously something psychological as has been pointed out. Might be more prudent for you to seek professional advice from your GP/doctor.

at first i laughed, then thought how that must suck and you're obviously not joking. If its any conselation i cant pee when a guy is in a urinal beside me. no joke. IT DOESNT COME OUT

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I have a phobia when it comes to pissing. I can't do it unless there's background noise and people are distanced. That means no public restrooms for me, which is particularly annoying.. I have to watch how many fluids I drink during the day at school and I don't know how I'll ever be able to go on a road trip or vacation. It does help, however, if I distract myself somehow in my thoughts and don't think so much about it. Or if I'm really drunk, I can usually piss anywhere, in spite of the people around me.. haha.

i laughed then questioned this
u may have O.C.D.
but i have nevr heard of anyone doin that
wen i poo...i have to tap my feet and play with toilet pare or else i cant poop
but in a public restroom i just poop buit wen sumone comes in it stops half way
so i have poop just hanging on lol

Sick!

seriously though, if it's a phsycological problem, which i think it is, you won't get rid of it just because you know it's a phsycological problem.

That's a little confusing, I'm not sure how to sort that out, if there is a way. Maybe you're just shy of people being around you near the toilet, or maybe not, I've never heard of that before, I don't really know what to say. I absoloutely cannot pee with people near me, even if I'm desperate before. I try to calm myself down, but it doesn't happen and I must look odd in public toilets.
I'm usually okay at my house though, I don't really have problems if people are in the next room.
For some reason, I never really need to take a dump when not in my house, so I'm generally relaxed here. I suppose it isn't neccesarily a bad thing if you need to do this, because obviously, you can think these thoughts to get the job done. Just a bit weird. :wacko: