Okay, so I've always been pretty serious about homework and I still am, I usually even do the homework that is optional and not graded, but when I get to something I don't understand or I just see as being very open for suggestion, I like to have my fun as I'm sure everyone does.
Minor examples include naming papers "interview project thingy" for English class assignments, and answering math word problems with lengthy answers if I feel the question is too broad.
But just now I did this: (excuse my very sloppy handwriting)

I did that because I didn't know how else to answer.
I didn't lie, all the answers are true, seeing as they are opinion based, and my teacher is kind of light-hearted but can also be a bitch, so I don't know how it's gonna turn out.

any opinions? I am very serious about homework, but you know, an opportunity presented itself to be creative....

God, dude, I did that shit all the time in high school. A friend of mine got me in the habit. Anytime I didn't know an answer or didn't want to fuck with the paper, I'd just bullshit or put a random answer. It was great, though, because we'd review our papers together after we got them back and laugh at all the stupid shit we put down.

EDIT: Also, for my last paper in Sociology, we were supposed to write about the effects of racism on American culture or some shit like that. I wrote a two-page opinion paper on why I think racism is a double-standard anymore with "IF I FAIL THIS PAPER, CALL ME AND TELL ME WHY" and my phone number on the cover page. (I got a D, for it being completely off-topic but still a good paper.)

I think its helpful to do homework with one friend anymore will get you off task but its helps me stay on task

*High Five* I do the same thing!!! Except my handwritting is much worse...

Homework is so pointless, they say if you do the homework you are more likely to get higher grades (then they throw a load of bullshit statistics at you) Doing the exact same work you done in class for a little bit longer at home is not going to make you smarter, if you can do it, you can do it, whether you do the homework or not. I harly ever done my homework (and teachers are too lazy to pick up on it) but i got one of the highest results for GCSE in my school.

I ALWAYS fuck about with schoolwork. Only with the teachers that have a sense of humour though, which is really lacking at the moment, so there's only one teacher where I can get away with it. A recent writing I had to do on which Shakespeare play I was interested in learning about:

My Choice for Shakespeare Play: The Tempest.


Why, I hear you ask, why have you chosen The Tempest? The answer is simple. Caliban. This term has been thrown around so many times, that I’m just begging to find out what is so important about his role in this Shakespearean play. He is referenced to everywhere. In the preface to The Picture Of Dorian Grey, Oscar Wilde explains in the most pretentious way possible what the dislike of realism and what the dislike of romanticism occurring during the 19th century are attributed to. Whilst he could have said that people who dislike Realism are ugly and talentless and that the people who dislike Romanticism just lack imagination. But alas, such simple terms were not meant to be. No, instead, Wilde opted to reference Caliban. Why, I have no idea. Why do I have no idea? Because I have never read the play of The Tempest is why, and in the spirit of vexation I demand that you imbue me with the knowledge of Caliban or face the consequences of my pout face, a terrible sight indeed. Do you want to be subjected to the pout face? I thought not. But, the references to Caliban do not stop with homosexual poets, oh no, that would be far too straightforward. Even bands have picked up on this Machiavellian character. A German band called Caliban, who smack their guitars and shout about how the world oppresses them and then they put it under the guise of music so as to attract the masses of disenchanted British youth to join them in the moaning that is the emo insurgence. And so, with Caliban being delivered to the masses now, not only do I feel incompetent as a member of society as to not know his place in the world of art, but I even feel illiterate somehow, since even the dregs of British Society seem to know the inner workings of his imaginary personality and all that I know is that he is an ugly creature that dislikes authority. It is unsatisfactory. And so, with the threat of the pout face, will you succumb to my proposition, and teach me of the glory that is The Tempest? If not, be forewarned that the pout face is charging up, and is ready to haunt your slumber for ceaseless weeks. Are you ready to take that chance?

Yours to teach on the glory of hunchbacks,
Richard Beddard.



Also, in Religious Education, for our work on the Taize Community, I said that Brother Roger formed the community in the early AD years. This makes it almost two thousands years before he died, and I justified it by saying that he was actually an elf, and as such could only die in battle. He met Legolas at the Beethoven Fest and discussed Elven rights for hours. He was involved in the Lord of the Rings saga, but left out of the books and films by personal request. He spray painted on a wall of Mordor "Big Bro Rodders Waz Ea Enit", and it was a huge influence on the graffiti era.


Basically, for me, school is a place for my higher-tier humour.

last year, my teacher (Mr. Rad) would give us a shit-load of homework to do, and after school I'd drop by just to chill, and I'd always find the #$%@ing homework in the trash, not even graded! that bastard!

Because he knew you got the answers from me, so what's the point of grading 2 identical papers... :lol:

screw you man! the only reason you passed the @#$%ing class is 'cause you were having butt-sex with him or something! I mean, he was in @#$%ing love with you, he acted like your shit was greater than his own personal being! -_-

In my actual English Exam for the story bit I made up a story about why I should get an A* and why the examiner would really really like to know me. And why I hate writing storeys for exams.

I got a C aswell. Well pleased seeing as it isnt an internally marked exam!

I think this would be off-topic...

If it wasn't for my lazy 2nd class of the day, I wouldn't have any of my work done... I'm a freakin' procrastinator...

my apologies then. but, I am horrible at doing things on time, and when I know my teacher will extend the date, I tend not to do my work until she/he threatens to fail me.

I don't have any interesting homework stories because I'm a firm believer that if I get it done now I have the rest of the day to do what ever the hell I want. And also the fact that I kind of enjoy homework makes it alot easier too.

You sicken' me...
Homework is easy for me, i'm just a procrastonator...

Did you only recently find out about the word procrastinate? You can tell when somebody has just found a word and is working on implementing it into conversation so that they remember it. :lol:

Uhhh... No... I just never really use it to describe anyone other than myself...

I use to always do my homework. Then I thought fuck it, if nobody else does theirs, why should I do mine?

homework, meet the shredder! mwahahaha!

hey, you can't do that! :blink:

Well you were extremly lucky, 99% of the time the examiner would think 'what a dick' U

Personally I like writing stories