A really loud fireworks just went off and it was so loud, it made me fart. I feel really bad about it because now the whole vacinity reeks of ass.

Props for admitting it!

Award for the most humourous confession ever?

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Haha, my experience's the other way round. I got a book a few birthdays ago which was "The Ultimate Book of Farting" or something, and it had this mechanism so that it made a farting noise every time you open it; this eventually wore out, so I just had the book sitting on my desk with a pot of pencils on top of it. One day, just as I was leaving the room, I think the pressure made it go off with the farting noise, and it caught me off guard, and I sprinted off down the stairs. :D

I got that book too several years ago, I still keep it in my closet whenever I need a little chuckle, lol.

ha ha ha, you must have some big balls to admit that one :lol:

next time just make sure you don't follow though :lol:

:lol: Rofl man, glad I wasn't round your's tonight, pretty bad, but also hilarious at the same time. Interesting decision to make a topic though. :P

Damn fireworks, it isn't even Halloween yet, or Bonfire night, what's up with people?
Had a few faint ones over here, not good for the MGS when one goes off loudly.
I can just see myself about to set a third world record, got it all perfected, and BOOM! :P

Fat would laugh so hard at that. :lol: Hasn't happened to me so far, must have been a slightly worrying experience. I wonder if anyone will take this topic seriously? :haha:

oh snap well I got something to admit too about farts: Okay when I was like five I was able to control my farts into little burst so somethimes I would act like an airplane and shoot little burst of farts and it sounded cool too but the place smelt like shit and sometimes I got a wet one out!