Who was the last person you struck, and what motivated you?

Last person I hit?

My girlfriends brother

Reason?

I was drunk and annoyed with him, asshole wanted me to go with him to a gig in Manchester

Yeah right Mike, I'm going to go to Manchester to watch a band I don't like

maybe this was a bad idea for a topic. People may get upset about it. Still post if you want to.

The first person I hit?

My old friend. He isn't any more because he became a pot smoking piece of shit. Anyways, I was at school with my ex girlfriend and we were talking to one another. Anyways, in comes this kid, who was still my friend at the time. He is high out of his mind right now, and he wanders over to my then-girlfriend. He begins to talk to her, and then says that he wants to fuck her right there on the bench. I'm like "WTF?" but didn't react right away. She just looked shocked.

Anyways, he reaches out and grabs her right breast. Right then, I was on my feet and beat the shit out of the kid. Needless to say, I hate his guts now, and still wish I had beaten him more than I did.

charming tale

must of been when i was about 14

was round my mates gav house who lives about 30 miles from the rest of us, it was about 5 in the morning and i was caned out of my arse

anyway my mate was like roll anouther joint roll anouther joint, and i was too caned ad i was like the only person who could roll anyway, in the end i lost my temper a bit and just went mental at him, i ended up with bit of a dodgy face and cut knuckles, aint spoken to him since

one good thing about that night i remember playing mgs2 most of the night buzzing out my c*nt :D , i was having a right giggle following guards in a cardboard box and when they tuurned around they just stopped and stared at the box :lol: ......... well it was funny at the time...

Oh, ain't hit anyone properly for the last six or so months. Hu-huy! I'm a good boy. Shall I tell the beautiful tale of the last one though? ...okay.

He was some twatty chav. I was on my way to college, waiting to cross the road as a car was soon going past, with two muppets in. The car oddly then slows down, and one of 'em pops his head out of the window and spits pretty much directly at my face for no reason.

I got out my favourite pen from my pocket and pretty much launched it at the car. Quite a heavy pen, mind. (A fookin' Parker, wasted £6.99) I think it dented the vehicle, can't say I had time to gander as the car stopped and they both got out. The one that spat came towards me quite fast while the other looked at his car. I'm not sure if he was going to hit me straight-off or give me some unpleasant slurred remarks but I pretty much sucker-punched him across the face and he fell from the curb to the floor, pussy. Turned and legged it after that; outnumbered and they were both older if I am to make excuses as to why. (And it really hurt my fucking fist)

Heh, can't say I'm really proud but to be spat on isn't pleasant.

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In and especially out of context that sounds so wrong.

Edit: Moving this out of forum games and to Opinions --> Confessions, better suited there. Not much of a forum game when discussing violence, with a reality behind it.

ha ha, well you just have a dirty mind then mr. :lol:

uhh last thursday i punched and beat the crap outa this guy for talking shit about my friends haha i punched him in the nose he was bleeding and i threw him on the floor and kicked him in the ribs once or twice...anyways it took 3 people to get me off


also my best friends boyfriend haha yesterday we were fight and punching and he got pissed cuz i punched him to hard so he pushed me to the ground so then i punched him in he face and threw him into some bushes (4ft drop to some grass below) and then a fight broke out we both just stopped it

haha but yeah that last one was my afve haha he stole my best friend form me haha i really liked her and he took her..fucking toy

Last person I hit was almost a month ago, Ryan Callahan, some of you recall him as the asshole racist who caused a lot of problems for a year back. That restraining order thing was done with, he shows up and bashed a beer bottle over my shoulder. Haha, fucking guy is always drunk when I see him, guess alcohol is the only thing that gives him balls to stand up to me. He beat me up pretty bad this time, I had a shard of glass go into my shoulder when he dropped me to the ground, got the stitches removed Friday, lucky me.

So that was what provoked me to just kick the shit out of him, two guys brawling in my old block while I was moving shit into my new house. What I don't get is why no one is EVER around when shit goes down. Basically I only managed to get my hands on him this time because AJ and Paul help separate us, then I went off on him. Last thing I recall doing was stomping my foot as HARD as I physically could on his face, broke his nose BIG TIME when he was down, like fucking UFC broken noses. Now that racist drunk's in jail for a NUMBER of alcohol related crimes. Satchetary rape, *He and a 17 year old had sex, he's 28, she's 17, doesn't matter if she wanted it.* DUI's, lol, that cocksucker deserves way more then jail. I hope Bubba gets his hands on him and anally rapes him til his eyes pop out.

But yeah, that was the last person I hit. See, I'm an adult, I don't just up and hit people, EVEN when provoked, but he and his friends are the only people I'm more then happy to brawl with, lol, fucking A I should've known better when I saw his fucking Chevy outside... :lol:

Err well, did a decent job of right hooking some black kid who took my phone a few weeks back. Never amounted to much really, needless to say he had 5 or 6 friends in his car who came flying out as soon as I had hit him, so I thought fuck the phone and ran off..

LMAO .. that's the funniest way to put it.

Nah .. I haven't hit anyone recently. Wait, do you count beating up younger brothers for fun?

uhh lets see i already posted the last tim but heres a funny one...

I was at a Starbucks with my friends and i said that Starbucks Is On Every FUCKING corner and some white girl are all like WTF DID YOU JUST SAY! like i inulted there GOD or some shit so me being a dick i say you heard me bitch and at that moment i guess her BF comes out and says for me to apologize once again me being an asshole i say no so he grabs me by the shirt as i moved forward and spins me around and gets in my face once again telling me to apologize I simply tell him FUCK YOU he shoves me into some shelves so i come back swingning hahaha
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!
a wanna be ganster white boy MOFO swingning like a fucking tard!
So i peunch him in the face and grab him in a head lock and pund on his stomach his GF is freaking out and my friends (i was with girsl only) are just staring at me in shock and kinda laughing i walk outside and the fight continued so i slammed him into a car he hit the floor and i kicked him inthe stomach ribs and face i called him a motherf***er he called me a fucking mexican/wetback so i got pissed and kicked him again hahaha
I walked away with a bruise on my ribs and back he got a goo shot in like 3 or 4 times he also got me in the face on the cheek that was a little bumby haha overall it was funny

Last person I hit is some faggot at school. Such a gay shit, has no friends and when you bag him he fucking repsonds like a retard. It started out as a joke I just tapped him on the face, but he fucking full on tries to make a fight. Bloody shithead I can see why everybody hates him, been picking on him ever since, little fuck told the coordinator but me and my mates are gonna smash the shit out of him a few more times anyway.

Can't really say i agree with people like you picking on kid's with no friends for no reason, that's a little fucked up, what if you were him? Think about that? It makes me sick when people try to make themselves feel better by beating up little kid's for no reason at all, i hope you got a nice stiffy from that.

Oh yeah by the way....EAT SHIT

Watch your tone Metalmalitia23 - an opinion is fine, but don't resort to insults or you'll get yourself warned.

Some interesting and odd tales. I don't agree with the reasoning behind some, but I guess I am not one to question the need for violence.

Resume.

Don't resort to beating the shit outta him kid, that's just fucked up, do what I do when losers try and act hard, just be the bigger man, that way they'll look even more shittier then they are. People are like that, usually it's their own fault, because they act a certain way and look like jackasses to the other groups, I felt the same way about a lot of kids I saw back at my old high school, they'd overreact, but I'd never resort to beating them down because that aint right.

Another tale of violence was a party a while back. Some dude comes up to me COMPLETELY shitfaced and shoves me since I guess I'm talking to his ex. I tell this dude relax, I'm just talking, lol, he bitch slaps me, like a woman. At first I'm thinking, "This fool's just trippin." I laugh and say whatever and try walking away, because honestly I like having fun at parties, then he grabs me and turns me around. BAM, punches me right in the upper cheek near my eye, so at this point, I just say fuck it, grab him and pull his head towards he, I punch him in the face knuckle first like two or three times and shove him to the ground, it was in the back yard, so grass caught him, no worries. And oddly enough, he backed off, I had a great time at that party, didn't get drunk, but still had fun. ^_^

I always manage to avoid fights.
What can I say, everyone loves me :D.

Haha, last one I got into was a couple of years ago
needless to say, I have always abided by 'dirty' methods.
I simply kneed the fucker in the balls and walked off :D.
That will teach him to try and steal my calculator :).

Sorry about that man, it just pisses me off when i hear about stuff like that i'll try to keep my cool next time

Nonee. (Fuck, I always forget how to spell that word.) I never hit people unless Im fucking mad which is never.

(Is no one 2 words?)

It's been like 5 years since the last person I got in a fight with... (Counting my years playing American Football, about 2 years ago.)

The one that happened 5 years ago, was me against this chav...
This chav had been telling me some shit, and making like he could whoop my ass like nothing... Being the nice fellow I usually am, I just ignore him... But one day I just snapped and shot my right fist toward him... He twisted around, hit his jaw on this metal pipe, and began bleeding on the floor, making it look like I really did some damage to him...

The one 2 years ago was when I hit this guy with full force (during a play not on the sidelines) and punched him in the gut at the same time, he fell over, his breath slowed, and they had to escort him off the field... All because my coach was giving me shit about my busted knee...

Last time I did was 2 years ago....... In School (it always happens there,to almost everyone) A fucking retard/bully/asshole starts talking shit about me. I reason with him like a normal human being.But then,the jerk fucking throws my bag out of the window, classic , and then i got pissed off and threw a punch.Many more followed.But this guy wasn't no pussy,he also hit hard (VERY) and he could have practically kicked my ass if they didn't separate us.Oh yeah,then he also started throwing every single object in the classrom at me.Including the chairs.I ended up a little beat up,but hell,so did he. What can I say, school is so boring for us that we have to start killing each other just so that we have something to do. (Also worth noting that this guy got in 4 more fights,eventually getting him expelled)

I was gonna ave a fight a couple of weeks ago but head teacher found out and it wasnt worth i was lucking forward to a nice scrap to:( anyhow i havn't had a proper fight just real heated arguements.

jee wizz.. i usualy get my ass kicked wen i fight.. u see im in a heavy metal band, so i drink then think "cameron... you play heavy metal and have no front teeth...your hard" so i end up getting worked up at every bit of authority or person who is bigger than me haha, i remember this one time i was at a party and all these rugby players turn up and they was being all cocky and stuff, one of them turns round to me and my mates like "i bet none of u have got the bottle to hit me like" and me and my mates are all skinny white boys, but none the less i gave him a right good crack on the jaw, i was sure that would knock him down so bfore i seen the result i turned around.... bad idea... next thing im in a head lock getting my head bashed in by this 18stone rugby player and all his team mates haha it was class cause i just got up after wards and tried to give them more shit, fucking pussys haha
other fights include, police men, hard ass south african bouncers, and some kid with dreads, that was class, got me some nice dreadlocks to take to the police cell with me at least haha

I am looking in to fighting some people though i no it sounds sad but i need to get rid of my short temper somhow

Have fun getting the shit kicked out of you.

heh, im usually a pretty calm guy (when im not trying to make my friends laugh) so I dont usually fight, but, I'm a pretty burly guy for my age (grade nine, 5'9, 140 lbs) and Im not afraid to defend myself, although this was two years ago. I had been in grade seven and it was a winter day in the middle of february, slush all over the place. I had been in a pretty hyper mood so I was going around trying to be all funny and kicking slush all over the place. So, there was this big dirtbag (yes, i mean BIG dirtbag) in grade eight that thought he was all tough, so i kicked slush at him trying to get a laugh outta my friends so he grabbed me by the jacket (my hockey trevelling team jacket :o ) and you could tell he was really agrivated, but I wasnt gonna take that crap and be intimidated by him so i grabbed him by the jacket and --talk about major adrainaline-- threw him into the slush. Now he was a big kid, beefy, so to say so i was surprized lol. so he got up and we just started swinging. He, for some reason punched me in the ear and I gave a few right hooks before the teacher came and broke us up.

Now, we're in the principals office. He is FULL of slush, drenched, and theres me, smug and dry, with a semi-smile on my face.

Luckily all i got was a two day indoor suspension. But I did gain a lot of respect among peers. I dont think i shoulda.

I actually find that it was all started by an imature act on my part. Inside ifelt kinda stupid. I dont think fighting solvs anything, unless you're just defending yourself.

I've only ever got angry, as in angry enough to fight someone, twice in my life, both were against very good friends of mine, one when I lived in South Wales, the other here in England. Can't really remember why they happened, but when I get angry I really kick up a storm, I usually supress it and being 6"4' I don't tend to get annoyed by many people, only had 1 fight in my life so far too.

Don't know bout fighting probably bout 3 years ago with my bro. Can't remember what it was over but he ended up throttling me until my dad split us up.
But as some of you know I was in a state last night and apparently I bit my friend Charly as she was blocking my way to the sink, i did warn her that I would though before I did it so it's her own fault for getting in the way! :D

@Gene - take up (field) hockey it's a great way to get rid of anger as you can take it out on the opposing team (as long as the ref isn't looking) :P

Yeah the funny thing is i wont get the shit kicked out of me :)

@smoggy might try that were playing rugby tommorow so if somone anoys me i give em a sly kick in a scrum or ruk haha.

Oh, really? You're basing this on what? Unless you pick fights with those that can't defend themselves, hell, if you're picking fights with anyone, then you're dumb anyway, but if they CAN defend themselves, then there's a good chance you'll get the shit kicked out of you. Fight if you've got to, not because it's just something to do.

...and what have you based me getting the shit kicked out of me from? You have never seen me fight my type of build you know shit all about me, so how can you say i am gonna get the shit kicked out of me? And just for the record im not going to just start on anyone it will be somone who i dont like and they dont like me

On the fact that you seem to be walking into this without thinking? What, exactly, possesses you to suddenly decide that you will instigate a physical confrontation with somebody, and then what strange perversion of common sense leads you to believe that you being on the losing side is an unbelievable logical fallacy?

without thinking? i've been thinking about having a fight with this chap for agies. And what "possesses" me to have a fight with this chap is that we hate each other annd we want to settle the score.

Idle daydreams don't pass as thinking. It's easy to imagine beating the crap out of somebody in your head, you're controlling the entire situation. It's different when you're actually fighting.

Also, if you hate this guy so much, why lower yourself to his standards and just smack each other around for a bit?

JCC trust me i have tried everthing with this chap and now im at breaking point but yeah i know what you meen about daydreams but the chap is as weedy as they come and he still thinks hes the best he needs to be taught that he isn't the best.

I've only hit 3 people. Two in self defence and one out of annoyance.

The last one was out of annoyance, and that was because we were playing some Rugby, and I was "refereeing" at lunch. This guy in our group, who always talks shit about me, starts saying I don't know the rules. I ignore him and keep refereeing (cause I couldnt be bothered playing) and I call a foul on him. Anyway its obviously just a game, so I have no authority, but they were kind of listening to my calls because I was taking it seriously. Anyway he calls me a fag, and says I dont know the rules.

He was kind of fat, so I said.

"Shut up you fat fuck"

and then he said "Do you wanna start me?" and then I punched him in the nose. And then umm I cant really remember. But I bloodied his nose apparently, I didn't see him.

Biut yeah, that was the last time. I'm not an ego trippist, I just wasn't in the mood for his shit. Particuarly when he said I didnt know the rules about a sport I follow religiously.

Ref's get all kinds of abuse, i feel for them. Unless they make a stupid decision, then I want to kill them.

I recently smacked somone in the shin then tripped him up... Ah good times.

i agree with metalmalitia

this guys nothing more than a bully. u sound like a real fucking hero, u and ur mates gonna smash him a few more times ? cant u handle it on your own ? got to be in a group to beat up someone up, this thread is a breeding ground for macho wankers like this sorry sap of shit.

n e way my rants over ... last person i punched... was a boy who was bullying a younger kid in my school, the boy was really camp and didnt have n e friends, he was from a fairly poor family and this kid just decided that he didnt like him for those reasons, everyone was turning a blind eye and all the bullys mates where egging him on so i just lost it and gave him a concusion and got suspended for it.

but this younger kid probably deserved it because he was "such a gay shit" and "had no friends".