The rules of this game are simple: you ask a really mad question and the next person comes up with a crazy answer, then ask another question.

Why is it a bad idea to step on a smoking weasel?

Because it's rude to step on a weasel while he's smoking.

When would you accept a banana into your home?

Only if he doesn't leave his skin lying around.

How would you shave your dogs armpits?

You don't, lazy git should do it himself

How do you dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I don't dance....sicko :P

How do you eat bombs....without spilling any on yourself?

bring a napkin

how do i get rid of this tramp living in my carboard.....

Give the bitch her money.


How do flying monkeys party on a late night in january?

bum rape

how will you dance with your dog

By teaching him to line dance.

Whats is the best method to stop lava from melting a coconut?

eat the cocanut

how will you sleep on your head

by cutting the rest of the body off

How do you kill with a pancake?

You send in the Pancake Buster, which is me! Hmm, pancake...

What's the best method for killing a hyena with a spoon?

Fill the spoon with Cocaine, and give it to the hyena


You, Santa, and Lucifer are trapt in a room for all eternity with no food, who do you kill to eat first?

Lucifer santas to cool B)

if you keybored ran off and shit on your carpet on the way out what would you do?

I would congratulate and join him.

What would you do if your pc had arthritis?

i would punch it

what would you do if your cat made you a cuppa tea then you dog come and had sex with your cat?

Stop smoking my brothers "cigarettes"

Why is the world blue?

Because it doesn't like red.

How much root beer can you drink before you shoot rainbows out your butt?

2 cases of it ( I tested that one)

I would like to ask again. What color is a mirror

Its multi-coloured, but can make itself look clear as camouflague.

How do you turn a monkey into a dog?

Take some acid.

Where do babies come from?

Stupid questions, the answer is obviously:

-Babies come from the top shelf in a library bookcase




-How long is this long *gestures* ?

As long as stupidity of that question. :P

How many boobie tassels is it possible to wear?

Infinate!

Would it be smart to substitute motor oil for milk in my bowl of kix?

damn right....

Should I get my penis reduced? (<<REally crazy question)

answer: if you want to sell your lama then yes

what happens if tv becomes real and we become cartoons?

Then we could blow up each other with ACME dynamite.

If you tried to walk on a pool of jelly with golf shoes, what would happen?

You'd get your shoes dirty of course :P

What if we were all made of fruit?

then we'd know who the virgins were :P

how do I get to the moon...without using my teleportation powers?

Climb a loooooooooong piece of string.

What is the secret to killing rubarb?

eating its brains

why?

Because thats how the world works! :P

What would be the best way to clog a pipe with paperclips?

stab the player with the paperclip and put playdo in the pipes.

How would you win a fight against chuck norris and clint eastood? (do you dare answer?) :o

Eastwood, coz hes got a fucking gun! :P

What is 1 gazillion plus 500 bizillion?

A ham sandwitch with no mayo and exrta duct tape.


If you put one foot in front of the other then where is the other foot?

In another dimension.

What would happen if you tried to negotiate with a terrorist cactus?

It'd jump on you.


How long is a piece of string?

Er...(brain explodes)

What came first, the skunk or the giraffe?

A bullet through both their heads.


How much money could you fit in a kethcup bottle???

The price of a tomato.

What's the big blue thing that keeps following me?