I present to you: my idea of Metal Gear Simpsons!

Staring Bart Simpson as Solid Snake

Bart: Coooool, a giant robot that destroys everything! And I get to take on terrorists! Awesome!

Prinipal Skinner as Colonel Campbell

Skinner: Snake, you must destroy Metal Gear, or its 7 months detention!
Bart: Eat my shorts, Colonel!
Skinner: Hmm, wasn't like this in my Vietnam days.

Lisa Simpson as Meryl

Bart: Come on, Meryl! We have to stop the terrorists!
Lisa: Sorry Snake, but war is wrong and I object to it.
Bart: Why did you become a soldier?
Lisa: So I could hand out anti-war leaflets.

Dr. Hiberd as the DARPA Chief

Hiberd: You can stop the launch with the PAL Snake. (Chuckles)
Snake: Stop laughing, you moron!

Grampa as President Baker

Grampa: Soldiers now adays weren't as great as in my day. Why in my day we didn't use guns, or tanks. We used to beat each other with a spikey club, 'Beaties' we called em. And we used to use racoons as ammo for our catapults. It sent those Nazis running it did. Which kinda reminds me of the time I threw pudding at that jerk in the Retirement Home. Unfortunately, he still had his beatie from the war, which was a spikey club we used to beat the recoons with, and we fired pudding at the Nazis. Wait, I've gotten confused...what were we talking about again?
Bart: (sighing) Stopping Metal Gear!
Grampa: Mega Deer? What the hell is that? (sleeps)

Mr Burns as Revolver Ocelot

Mr Burns: This is the greatest handgun ever made! (takes out revolver, weight of the gun makes him fall over) Damnation!

Duffman as Otacon

Duffman: To cool the key, you can use the new Duff Zero! Oh yeah!

Groundskeeper Willie as Grey Fox

Bart: Fox? You're supposed to be dead!
Willie: Ay, but I'm back too teach yoo a lesson laddie for getting me blown up! Eat rake! (lunghes at him)

Homer Simpson as Psycho Mantis

Homer: Woo, I can fly! (flys around stupidly) WOOOOOOOOOO! Hehehehehe! (Gets shot) D'oh! Why you little...(strangles Bart with telekenesis)

Reineer Wolfcastle as Vulcan Raven

Wolfcastle: (running at Bart with minigun) MANDOSAAA!!! Er...I mean...SNAAAKE!!!

Selma as Sniper Wolf

Skinner: She's as skilled as she is ugly, Snake! Be careful!
(Snowfield. Bart is searching the area with his sniper rifle. He hears coughing and shoots Selma.)
Bart: I guess smoking does kill!

Comic Book Guy as Liquid Snake

Bart: You're my twin?
CBG: Silence! Prepare to witness the full power of the best robot ever! This is gonna be so cool, like driving an AT-AT from the Empire Strikes Back Hoth Battle, best snow battle ever! (jumps into cockpit and gets stuck) Shasbot!

Metal Gear Simpsons

Got to hand it to you man that's pretty fucking funny.

Thanks dude, I'm hoping that maybe someone someday would make a flash movie of it. The fact that someone found it funny puts a big smile on my face! :D

That made me hurt inside, it was that funny. Awesome!

Glad you like that bit, I was worried that it wasn't all that funny. The grampa one was the most fun bit, I made it up as I went along. :P

Oh, and if anyone wants to make a flash movie, I'm good at Simpsons impressions.

Comic Book Guy as Liquid Snake

Bart: You're my twin?
CBG: Silence! Prepare to witness the full power of the best robot ever! This is gonna be so cool, like driving an AT-AT from the Empire Strikes Back Hoth Battle, best snow battle ever! (jumps into cockpit and gets stuck) Shasbot!

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This is good, but it belongs in the fan fic section man.

MOVED

Good stuff man,

@JCC, :lol: I can picture that perfectly.

Wow, awesome stuff. You should think about making this into a comic. I know there's a guy who can draw characters as Simpsons very well somewhere around here.

Hmm, the comic thing sounds like a good idea. I'm gonna write one for MGS2 and 3.

Lol that one takes the cake for me. In second place would be grandpa saying Mega Deer :P

Metal Gear Solid 2

Starring Ralph Wiggum as Raiden

Ralph: This gun makes me feel all sleepy. (shoots himself with tranq gun, falls asleep)

Bart Simpson as Sna...I mean Pliskin

Bart: (holding cigs) Take this for good luck.
Ralph: My daddy says cigarettes taste like grandma.
Bart: (sigh) I don't care about your grandma, just take em!
Ralph: My bullets taste like metal.

Featuring the return of Duffman as Otacon

Duffman: My sister is in real Duff trouble. She helped design Arsenal Gear, oh no!

And Duffman as E.E.

Duffman: (dressed like E.E. with a girly voice) I will help you destroy Arsenal Gear with a virus. (normal voice) Oh yeah!

Mr. Burns as Revolver Ocelot

Mr. Burns: Gah! Blast this damn arm! (Comic Book Guy voice) Oh please! I come back in an arm? What in the name of the Force is that about? Worst plot device ever! Time to log on to the net so that I can post my discust over this for all fellow nerds to see. Then I'll watch some porn while eating nachos. (Mr. Burns) Not in my body you're not! (CBG) Wanna bet? (Fights himself)

The Crazy Cat Lady as Fortune

(She shoots at soldiers with big gun while making crazy lady ramblings)

Barney Gumble as Fatman

Barney: (sober) Let's drink to Stillman, shall we? (drinks Duff, is now drunk) It begins! (rollerskates like a madman, falls over) *Burp!*

Smithers as Vamp

Smithers: Five today, or rather six?
(It's Raining Men plays in the background, Smithers dances Flemenco style)
Ralph: I like men now.

And Clancy Wiggum as Solidus Snake

(Ralph stabs Wiggum)
Wiggum: No Ralphy, stabbing Daddy is a bad thing to do. (dies)
Ralph: Yey! I won the game, just like the voice in my head told me to. Now I'll get him 61 scissors as a present.

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And finally:

Metal Gear Solid 3

Starring Bart as Naked Snake

Bart: Naked Snake? That codename sucks! Why can't I be Solid Snake again?

Kent Brockman as Major Zero

Kent Brockman: This just in: Naked Snake is about to attempt to blow up the dreaded Shagohod with C3. Will he succeed or will he be caught by Col Volgin? Only time will tell.
Bart: Why are you talking like that?

Marge Simpson as the Boss

Marge: Thats enough sneaking and killing young man, go to your room or prepare to be marginalised! Oh my gosh, I taunted my own son!
Bart: Mom, even as a legendary solider you're lame.

Professor Frink as Sokolov

Frink: Yes, I built the Shagohod with the crushing, and the yelling and blowing stuff up OH GLOIVEN NAVEN!

Homer Simpson as The Pain

Homer: Prepare to die boy! Ooh, hello little bees...AAARGH! Stop stinging me! (freaks out and screams, running like a moron)
Bart: Erm, dad, you can control those bees.
Homer: (calms down) Oooh. (freaks out) BEES! AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(Bart smacks head in embarrasment)

Mr Burns as The Fear

Burns: (catches a fly like a frog with his tongue) It's time for you to feel the Fear! (crouches in preparation to jump, legs break) Doooh! There goes another pair of legs.

Grampa as The End

Grampa: (in wheelchair) Zzzzzzzzzz..... huh what? Oh yeah, I was supposed to go and fight that boy. Aaah, nuts to it. Zzzzzzzzzz.....

Nelson as The Fury

Bart: Ok Snake you can do this. (gets hit by a flamethrower, runs away on fire screaming)
Nelson: Ha ha!

Ned Flanders as The Sorrow

Ned: Hi-diddly-ho there Snake-a-roonie, like a good christian I'm gonna show you just how bad it is to kill. Get em, boys!
(ghosts run after Bart, Bart screams)

And Snake as Col Volgin

Snake: Oh, you are so dead, little man! Wait a minute, I got all this money and I'm wasting it making a big tank? (thinks for a moment) Ta ta, losers! I'm off to buy some chicks! Bye!

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:P My favorite one. Very nice job. Im guessing you got the idea from the guy who draws metal gear simpsons characters?

This bit has gotta be my fave.

Yes, I would like to thank the guy who drew the Ocelot Burns picture for giving me the insperation to write these mini scripts.

Haha that was me :D I forgot about those drawings I may start doing them again now that I have the handbook from the animators.

Dudes, what about Professor Frink as Ocelot? (I think I mentioned that somewhere once already).

:ph43r:

Frink: This is the best gun Snake. With the shooting, and the banging, and the BULLETS FLYING OH GLOYVEN!!!