JM: Hello, and welcome to Super Human Interviews! I am your host, Jack Masters! Today's special guest may appear to be human, but he is in fact an alien warrior from a distant planet! Give it up for... Vegeta! (applause) Thank you for coming on the show!

Vegeta: Yeah, yeah just get on with it! This is wasting alot of valuabe time that I could be spending on training.

JM: So Vegeta, why did you come to Earth in the first place?

Vegeta: So I could gather the Dragonballs and wish for eternal life and rule the universe. I would have also blasted this planet to dust.

JM: (scared) Erm, ok. Ahem. I take it that you were unsuccessful.

Vegeta: No shit, you think? You truly are a credit to your species. Ask the next damn question, will you? The only reason I'm here is because Bulma said that people would find my life story interesting. She kept nagging me, (Bulma impression) 'but Vegeta, Trunks would be proud to see his dad on TV!' I'm the Prince of Saiyans, surely that would be impressive enough!

JM: Oooh, sounds like you are scared of your wife?

Vegeta: WHAT?!!!

JM: Could it be that after facing Frieza, Cell, Majin Buu and even Omega Shenron, you are more terrified of the once thing that scares most men: the wife?

(Vegeta blasts JM)

Vegeta: (laughing) That'll teach you, cock sucker! I'll see you in the next dimension! (mobile rings, he answers it) Yes, what? Oh, Bulma. What? What did I do wrong this time? What do you mean I can't blast the TV guy? He was mocking royalty! What do you mean you're gonna take away my romance movies as punishment, I spent years collecting them! *Sigh*, Yes dear I'm coming home. (hangs up)

Camera man: Romance movies?

Vegeta: (blushing) Damn it, they all heard me! DIE!!! (blasts cameraman)


More oddball interviews to come! ^_^

Right, I've come up with another interview:

JM: Hello, and welcome to Super Human Interviews! I am your host, Jack Masters! Last week, I interviewed Vegeta and was blasted to hell, but luckily I'm back thanks to the Dragonballs! Now please welcome a man who was once a renouned scientist, until a terrible accident transformed him into a monster! Please welcome: Doctor Octopus!

DO: Thank you, thank you.

JM: Now Doc Ock, you don't mind if I call you Doc Ock?

DO: Not at all, not at all.

JM: Ok, so what fiendish plan have you come up with this week?

DO: Well today, my latest plan is to hold you and the entire audience hostage to lure Spiderman into my latest trap.

JM: Come again?

(DO rises on his arms, menacingly smiling at the camera)

DO: Spiderman! If you do not show yourself at this studio, I will start killing these people! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

JM: Erm, isn't that kinda cliche?

DO: Perhaps, but I have developed a new weapon that not even Spiderman can withstand!

JM: Let me guess; you have put retractible blades into your arms?

DO: Please, that is so Alfred Molina!

JM: Poison gas?

DO: No.

JM: Lasers?

DO: No, what do you think this is, a comic book? I have attached a small generator to my back that will send a lethal charge through the tentacles! When I grab Spiderman, I'll fry him like a chicken!

JM: Well, I have to admit that is quite original.

DO: Not just original, it's INGENIOUS!!!

JM: Can we see this remarkable new gadget in action?

DO: Why of course. Watch! (press a button on a small pad, the generator electricutes him. He falls over, smoke coming from his body. Spidey enters)

SM: You woulda thought being a genius he would have insulated himself.