I just like to write stories, so i'm gonna tell you this one. This is about snake's mission in a camp in russia.

Proloque will come very soon.

Proloque

Snake smoked his first cigerette of that day. It was still early in the morning in his hotel room in Moskou. Cambell said that he need to prepare for his hardest mission yet. But snake just thought, i'll come thru this, i always do.

He stood up from his chair and walked to the television. 'Nothing,'he said 'only Russian crap.' He turned off the television and walked out the door to meet with Otacon, who just came to the country.

That was the proloque, chapter one coming soon.

I think it would be a litte more interesting if you gave a little more in the Prologue, and did a spell check on it before you posted it. (just some constrctive critizism.) :)

Yeah I agree with that.

.... You are being sardonic, right? This is all one big satire?

That's a start.

That was a shitty edit.

There.

That was funy, just a bit.

JCC...that was funny mate :P

By the way snaker, it's requiEm.

lmfao. snaker that is awesome. write more please.

When you're writing your own story, you REALLY shouldn't start with I'm making it soon, or with a prologue, you should start with the actual first chapter itself. This isn't technically against the rules, but it's a bit close, the only thing that makes it close is the prologue. So please have the first chapter ready by today, otherwise I will have to lock it until you do.

Also, this is fan fiction. Move it please, BigK?

i'll do it today, but now i'm babysitting my twelve month old cousin.

Nah, don't worry mate, I'll do it for you, just so that this topic doesn't get locked.





snake got up from his bed and looked around and said agh i'm tired before he went back to bed again and fell asleyp. wen he woke down up he waked over to teh frigde and got a bere that he then drnak.

campbell waked in and he was liek snake wat the fuk man u are getting drnuk b4 ur secret mission

snake looked at him and said o. sorry.

Oh richard, Please write more. Im anticipating the next part so much

Haha, this story is starting to get really exiting now.

Hey, not my fault the battery's of my keyboard ad mouse are going death.

Have you got the "urge" yet?

snake was outside the secret base. there were guards evrywere. they all had big guns and looked scary. snake gluped gulped.

oh my fucking god said snake. how am i going to get past these scary guards

snakes codec began to bleep frantically

snake use ur stealth

my stealth

yes ur stealth

campbell went

okay said snake. time to be stealthy.

snake sneaked past the guards.

omg said snake. i did it. i am the bset.

the guards then turned around and looked at snake.

o shit.

JCC, will you please shut you mounth.

But... but I wanted to write in your style because it has influenced me so.

Richard this is the BEST fanfic ive heard!

What did the guards do?! WHAT DID THEY DOOOO!

the guards look at snake

oi you they said what are you doing her you fuckass

i'm a tourist said snake

a tourist

yes a tourist

but this is a secret mission base

i know, riviera travel do holidays at mission bases they were doing auschwitz last year

o

yah

ok go ahead

thnks

snake ran away from the guards to the control room that suddenly apeared out of nowhre

omg a control room wht button do i press

snake pressed the red button

jonah saki snifed his pants.

wut a suprise

it waz im

snak joind the suckin n sniffin

it wz gud

ALEX!

OH NO! NOT THE RED BUTTON!

This story is FULL OF WIN

OS, i apprciate dat u wnt to help wid the story but don't change the setting plz thnx

ok nxt chapter

snake looked down at the red button

omg what did i just do said snake

psycho mantis suddenly appeared

no said snake i killed you

mantis replied no u did not snake i am not dead how can this happen said snake and mantis said it happened because mantis had powers inherited from the sorrow

wtf the sorrow

yes

how

i am his son

suddenly ocelot burst through the doro and said no ur not u fukin liar i am

what fuck you said mantis

no fuck you said ocelot

ocelot killed mantis

there you fucking prick said ocelot omg ocelot said snake fuck you snake said ocelot youre going down for god

Enough, JCC, stop busting snaker's chops. I said if he has it by today, he could, I didn't say you had any right to start dicking around in here. You want to write, make your own topic, but don't spam this one. You know better than that, and I've verbally warned you more than enough times about pulling this stunt. In poetry, I said don't go overboard with the "mind fucking" or pushing everyone's buttons, don't spam, and don't come out with doing THIS. I mean, I've done nothing but verbally warn you guys. Do I REALLY need to warn you to get the message across to chill the fuck out? Because that's all that comes to mind.

Cool your jets, I'll decide what do with you in a moment, until then, this thread has run its' course for now, Snaker, if you want it opened with your chapter, pm me, otherwise, locked.

omg no more stories noooo

THIS WAS THE BEST FANFIC EVAR


MUCH LOVE!

Just lock it, don't want to finish it if these guy's are just jerking around

Nothing wrong with group jerking. I find it rather relaxing.