aight this is my fanfic inspired by snaker who is my main writing hero

chapter one

snake got up from his bed and looked around and said agh i'm tired before he went back to bed again and fell asleyp. wen he woke down up he waked over to teh frigde and got a bere that he then drnak.

campbell waked in and he was liek snake wat the fuk man u are getting drnuk b4 ur secret mission

snake looked at him and said o. sorry.

chapter two

snake was outside the secret base. there were guards evrywere. they all had big guns and looked scary. snake gluped gulped.

oh my fucking god said snake. how am i going to get past these scary guards

snakes codec began to bleep frantically

snake use ur stealth

my stealth

yes ur stealth

campbell went

okay said snake. time to be stealthy.

snake sneaked past the guards.

omg said snake. i did it. i am the bset.

the guards then turned around and looked at snake.

o shit.

chapter three

the guards look at snake

oi you they said what are you doing her you fuckass

i'm a tourist said snake

a tourist

yes a tourist

but this is a secret mission base

i know, riviera travel do holidays at mission bases they were doing auschwitz last year

o

yah

ok go ahead

thnks

snake ran away from the guards to the control room that suddenly apeared out of nowhre

omg a control room wht button do i press

snake pressed the red button

chapter four

snake looked down at the red button

omg what did i just do said snake

psycho mantis suddenly appeared

no said snake i killed you

mantis replied no u did not snake i am not dead how can this happen said snake and mantis said it happened because mantis had powers inherited from the sorrow

wtf the sorrow

yes

how

i am his son

suddenly ocelot burst through the doro and said no ur not u fukin liar i am

what fuck you said mantis

no fuck you said ocelot

ocelot killed mantis

there you fucking prick said ocelot omg ocelot said snake fuck you snake said ocelot youre going down for god





k, now dt uve all had chnace to read my old shit its time to fnid out what happened when dey fite

chapter five

snake looked at ocelot.

for god have u become a priest

no u cunt for good it's my russian accent

o lol

ther will be no laughing i am going to kill u

snake and ocelot fought. snake killed ocelot

oh yh u commie bastard fuk u in ur ass spawn of stalin

snake waked away nd the guards was shoked



EDIT: o wate shit bigk can u move dis to fanfics plz kthnxbi

Oh man. Im so pumped for this. We need to make this into a screenplay and go sell this to a production company.

This is possibly the most interesting piece of writing ive read for many a year.

Well done man. [A sequel would be nice]

nevr fear micster here is da next chapter

chapter six

2 guards was talking to each otha omg said the guard snake killed ocelot after ocelot killed mantis

omfg rly

yah

omfg

yah

want a beer

yah

cool

snake ran in and shot dem both in da fukin head

ow they said

wate no they didnt they were dead forget that last bit they just died

ha fuk u said snake

snake went on 2 da nxt part of da building

Man that Snake is a sneaky guy.

Is there a METAL GEAR in the buildingz?!

ull find out later man keep reading n ull see

[chapter seven]

oh wate dat dusnt undaline it hang on

chapter seven

snake said omg

You sir deserve the 'Best Writer' award more than anyone

I would just like to point out to any moderators thinking of locking this topic:

1. This is a genuine fan fiction. Any particular way of writing it such as the satirical deliberate bad grammar doesn't make it invalid as a form of writing.

2. BigK told me that I could post my writings in a separate thread, so I did.

3. Jake, stop bitching on MSN.

4. ... Jake, stop bitching on MSN.

That is all.

Haha. I'm allowed to bitch on MSN, so I'll do it if I please.

And this won't be locked, just for the record. You're way off the mark.

Right, well, know that I've overthrown SSTG's fascism, the show must go on.

chapter eight

snake said omfg



Discuss.

Then i think i'll just go and find myself a new forum

LOL.

Believe me, what happens next, I have no part in.

Wonderful. Keep the cryptic out of my wonderful story thread.

chapter nine

METAL GEAR said snake

lmfao.

''im a tourist''

lmmmmmmmmffffffffaaaaaaaoooooooooooo

I want to write!

Haha some funny stuff there.

Another epic win by Richard! Keep this up!!

That was one of the only fan fics around, which was interesting for me to read it. Keep it up!

In Richard's absence I shall be updating the fanfic on his behalf [but the writing is all his own]


chapter ten

omg said snake as he looked at metal gear

wtf said a guard thats not metal gear it is my shdaow
oh said snake
snake killed da gaurd
dats for tricking me u cunt
snake walked down the hallway
omg i smell coughee said snake and snake went to find the coughee and it said on the box 'moskau' coughee so snake drank it and said mmm that was nice and then campbell said
snake what are you doing

oh drinking mosaku coughee

why

it is nice

oh
kay

JCC's stuff is great. I love it. Post more please!

you know what JCC, keep up the good work!

Lol, the worst shit I've ever read. But it's the best of the worst though.

You fuck yourself right now. Best Writer..... <_<

To quote that asshole Dane Cook, "I DO MY BEST!!! :ph43r: "

Anyways, how did I not notice this? This is fucking irritating to look at. I understand you don't gotta keep it serious, make it playful, but this is just a spam topic, and it's utterly assenying. Guys, please don't turn these sections into spam sections. This is the last time I'm gonna ask this nicely. I'm trying to keep this place clear of BS, and made for quality work. I say it to Angel and I'll say it all of you, either at least TRY, or don't bother posting.

I won't get into the Jake and you bitching each other out deal because I don't give a donkey's shit bout that. I said make it into a topic, but don't fucking spam it out. Things like the following:

OR

Is spam. You know better than that, and seeing how good your poetry, I'm exceedingly stunned at how you take a piss on the fan fiction section. Obviously I've seen your better work, this is like slapping a horse in the penis just to see the horse go ape shit, well I'm not letting that happen. And anyone else who pulls this shit, be warned, action will be taken, so don't push your luck.

Now with that being said, my gentle bitches,

Locked.

Excuse me. This is a fan fiction, This is the fan fiction section.

Read my previous post, sucka. ;)

Locked.