What is the most fucked up thing you've ever done that you can remember? It could be fucked up in just messed up, it could be just horrible or just something you did to someone or something, or just something you did that was fucked up in every way.

Mine is rather humorous, happened I think twice.

I was incredibly wasted, this was a few years back, before I became a teacher, and I ran down my block with my pants slowly falling off, I took my jeans off and threw them at a night jogger and just kept running down the block yelling, "I'M NUMBER ONE!!!" Nothing really fucked up about that, just that when I woke up, I was somehow back in my bed, very sweaty and my boxers weren't on. I had the VAGEST reculections of these actions because that is what my roommates have told me what I've done. For all I know, they could be lying, none of them knew why my boxers were missing....or so I hope.....

This is the only thing I can classify in my life as fucked up, me thrashing Ryan Callahan wasn't fucked up since it was just, same with the second and third time. I've done various stupid shit while drunk, which is one of the reasons I've stopped drinking myself stupid. I'm just cutting down to various bottles of water now. Every now and then, a few beers, but other than that, I have no intention of waking up naked in my bed with three goats and a German hooker thank you very much.

That would be mine, what was yours?

Hmm most fucked up thing would probably be punching my father a few weeks back, I hadn't seen him in years and he expected me to just welcome him back into my life. Anyway there was alcohol involved and he tried to bribe me into loving him and it degenerated into a brawl.

Vodka + marijuana + Xanax = me urinating on a Guitar Hero guitar in front of a group of people.

I kicked a bird once.

Well, when I was about nine years old, I killed a lot of birds. They were newborns and I just threw them off their nest and killed them. For some reason I really enjoyed it, probably because they were so defenseless. I was a huge dick back then.

I still hate myself for doing something like that, and even though I'd never harm any animals now, I can't forgive what I did.

Yeah half my life involves mixing some crazy shit and me ending up in doing crazy shit...

I'm not sure really what mine would be.....

....most probably drinking the liquid inside a home made coke bottle bong in Spain (basically resi-due of the worst possible brownish shit water you can imagine)......fair to say that after about 9 cans of Stella and about 5 joints then that fucker.....I basicaly threw my guts up all over the gaff..

What the fuck were you doing mixing alcohol with two nasty downers..(well, green aint exactly nasty at all..but it brings you down to earth pretty quick)

I'm surprised you had the effing strength to whip your cock out and piss on anything.

Last Summer I got very drunk at a party, started to black out, threw up, passed out and eventually awoke to take a shit next a shed in my friends back yard... <_<

I soon after passed out again in a lawn chair.

Good Times. :lol:

probably one time when me and my friend snuck into his parents pantry solid snake style and grabbed a bunch of boose when they were upstairs and I got almost wasted. the bear bottles were all over the floor, so when his dad walked in, there was a table blocking off the angle with all of the boose lol he didnnt even notice. It was such a close call. After that, his sister walked in and i was on his bed --still drunk-- and had like a two minute conversation with her and she didnt even know that I was drunk. After that I puked in the grabage can lol.

I eh...i wasnt wasted or anything...but I ehh...kinda smothered a new born... and pulled a little bit of skin off of it...

I think this is more of a Confessions type topic.

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HAHA, thats so mean but it made me laugh, i kicked a rat once, it died.... so we put it in a naan bread and stuck it to the door of our local chinese take-away, that was a bit sick, also i shat in someones pool last week.... oh yeah and on someones moped this week, i was pretty wasted, ive pissed off of a sports complex onto a group of unsuspecting youth chavs once haha, erm.. my P.E teacher caught me wanking off in the common room too once. i met these girls at a party and they was pretty annoying, later on in the evening i poo'ed in a bag and told them i found a bag of money, they believed me and went to grab the bag of money only to find themselfs confronted with a bag of shit in hand.... yeah i know.. i poo alot

I fed a cat to a 12 foot burmese python.

I kicked a locker door shut when someone's head was in it because he made fun of me for listening to Metallica.

I spelled in big bold letters "DIE" in my mother's lawn with weedkiller.

I skipped school for 3 weeks straight, under my father's nose without him knowing and forged letters under his name to get away with it.

I smuggled a burmese python, red tailed boa constrictor, savannah monitor lizard, snapping turtle, african bullfrog, and a tarantula onto a greyhound bus from Tennessee to Texas when I ran away, and no one on the bus (including the person sitting next to me) was the wiser.


I did these things inbetween 14-16, I'll keep my big boy tales to myself.

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so when is the movie coming out? you know? the one about your amazing life

I was like five and I was a dick and I threw a cat. Not hard. Just kind of tossed it and it landed ok and everything and later it ended up having kitties but I was still a dick. I am actully pretty docile now unless somebody says something about my family or heratige ( jewish ancestors. I am fucking tired of people making fun of Jews. I mean seriously Jesus was Jewish.)

So one day my father came home with a birthday present, and, it was a bee bee gun, a sniper version too, a nice scope, and I found my lost laser pointer and attached it on, it was awesome. Anyway one day I decided to open my window, *We have a pretty big back yard* and, well I should a bunch of birds, later that afternoon, a cop came by because my stupid neighbors were wondering what was wrong because they kept hearing squeals and such. I wish I still had that gun, although now-a days I would NEVER harm any type of animal, after playing MGS I know what life is about! :D

Back when I was around 12 or something, me and this girl would go off into the woods and practise some BDSM like, every other day.

Its funny. I didn't really mind getting tied up and whipped cause she was really cute.

wtf! that is pretty screwed up (It's ok I would have did it too)


I am just curious where u learned about this though. Why did you quit?!?

We moved away from each other.

fanny slamming a girl when she was on the rag was a pretty sick experience for me. . . while were being honest lol.

Once when i was really little a frog was sitting on a big flat rock, so i picked up another big flat rock and squished it.

Another time a mole was on the ground and i shot it with a bb gun at point blank range, I think every young boy just has a fascination with killing things.


Oh yeah, and i slipped in piss once.... i was wasted and one of my friends pissed on top of a car and then i went on top of the car to piss on it and i slipped.

I think i speak for everyone when i say.....FUCK THAT :ph43r:

After Paramount agrees to my royalty percentage, and it doesn't help that the goddamn studio execs can't decide whether I'll be played by Johnny Depp or Josh Holloway. B)

Nah man, Thomas Jane is perfect for you, the REAL Punisher. :ph43r:

Me, I don't recall ever taking pride in killing things when I was a kid, apart from lighting ants on fire. Other than that, there was another instance when I was really piss drunk a few years back, I offered to strip for a bunch of girls at this party, some of them were into it, the others weren't, I remember one thing apart from the hangover, I was VERY into it. Which apparently was a bad thing cause I think I started trying to take off my boxers too, then my friends had to intervene. See folks, when you have deprived yourself of sex for so long and you get very drunk, the animal within takes over. Or...almost takes over.

I don't think I took pride in it at all, but the way I was raised and especially when I was younger, I guess the only laws that applied to my logic was that of the food chain.

I'll admit, it is pretty fucked.

I killed a few insects when I was young, cant remember much else.

Oh, a few years ago I use to shoot at cars over my balcony with my B.B gun, I shot a guy in the face once, he stopped, held his face for a few seconds andthen left. And once I threw some berries at a police car. I did idiotic things like that back then.

turned to find out who the idiot was screaming into my ear on the seat besides mine, because my ears had already started to bleed. it turned out he was just some retarded kid and his mother hadn't done anything to stop him from ruining my hearing, so I got up, turned around and began to laugh hysterically in his face.

I don't know what came over me, but I guess If I would have found out he was retarded earlier I would've walked away...far away...and then laugh hysterically. :ph43r:

oh! and just a few months ago I shot a raccoon in the chest with my bow (was getting in a constant brawl with my cats and killed one), that bastard kept my freakin' arrow! until yesterday, when ventured into my backyard and found the little shit...I'm not sure it was still alive or not, but it looked like it was barely breathing so I took the arrow and walked away.

Threw a chair at my science teacher in the 8th grade.

I once threw a watermelon at a car. But the most messed thing i did was probilly have sex in my school :P

Haha my best sex story, me and my ex were fuckin in the back of my dads big ass escalade right before my band started to play a show and when we were done i had to throw my clothes on and run in to play the show.

That was a pretty good time in my life :)

The most messed up thing I've ever done was tell a bunch of little kids about 2Girls1Cup.

(If you actually go there....just omg no.)

:lol: Me and a couple of my mates told a geezer that works down Subway to do the same....the strangest thing was the next time we went in there he was asking for more videos like it :unsure:

Yeah, I don't really remember anything.

But I did throw a juice box and break a window in the fifth grade...and 'threw' a desk at the teacher in the fifth grade as well.....

But even though I know I've done more...I can't remember it at the moment. :mellow:

Another thing I did, while not really being "fucked up", it is weird.

Once, I stayed awake for 7 days.

Drowning a small kitty when I was 4 -_-

All I could remember was that I didn't knew cats couldn't swim

When I was young, me and my brother stole $90 from my Aunt's house. Though it seems like she never even knew the money was hidden in the computer room because mom called her and she didn't say anything about missing $90.

I fingered my girlfriend in the back seat of her dads van while her dad was driving. 1 foot away from him and he was none the wiser.

O and she finished me off to ^_^

I took a shit in the middle of the road. Twice.

I'll leave it at that :rolleyes:

Nearly getting a girl pregnant, so glad that didn't happen.

I once threw a cat rather hard at a brick wall because the damn thing kept me awake night after night, and it was the middle of the summer during a heatwave and I needed to have the window open to let some air in, eventually I had had enough and decided to do something about it, and thats what I did.

I love animals and would never normally do anything to hurt them, but this was one cat that had it coming.

(btw the damn thing lived, only for it to get run over by the neighbours car a few days later)

I crapped in the woods and got caught by a guy back there. He said that he didn't wanna step in it, so do it more off the road next time. Lol. =P

As for stupidity... I stuck my tongue on a pole with ice on it. My mom had to get out a cup of warm water and help me. She gave me my Mickey Mouse cup with the warm water in it. :D

Ditching school for for half a year and lying to my parents that I didn't.
It was so bad for me because when I was lying I was so persuasive that I was able to fake tears,I kept lying in their faces more and more,and in the end it all came out very,very badly. They did not speak to me for 2 months.