Here's to you, John Belushi,
One of the funniest actors of my time.
I loved your work so Goddamn much,
That I gotta make this piece of shit rhyme.
Blues Brothers had me "lol"ing, that's as far as it goes,
And Animal House had me laughing til beer shot out my nose.
It's a shame the drugs took you, in just the peak of your prime,
But drugs have taken many actors lives time after time after time after time.
You shall forever stand as a Comedic God,
Whilst your brother continues to be a comedic claude.
Its a damn shame Jim Belushi must tarnish the Belushi name,
Because that fat asshole only got his shot through your well deserved fame.
According To Jim sucks, and his voice acting blows,
I pray every day, that the fucker is beaten to death with a hose.
But poor acting aside, this shitty poem isn't about him,
It's about my tribute to you and never-ending hope you aren't really related to Jim.
May you party it up in Heaven for all eternity,
When I finally die, you'll see me in Heaven....*th ehairy guy who when sees you yells out YIPPIE.*
So here's to you, John Belushi,
My comedic idol.
And to anyone ready to bitch me out because of this poem,
Please please PLEASE, just take some more of your midol....
RIP John Belushi - (1949 - 1982)