"Hey deadman, I hope you enjoyed all the bullshit you got us through because I promise you when you least expect it, I'm gonna make you pay and then some. But look at the bright side, you'll finally get your 72 virgins up in hell along with all the other terrorists."

Cost of Jaw Surgery = $30,000

Cost of AA = $30,000

Cost of 6 months in jail = ANOTHER $30,000

Getting a restraining order and getting the shit kicked outta yourself in public = All your dignity

Thinking you can make death threats when you ain't got shit to back it up? = Priceless....

I replayed the message time and time again, over the last two years, I received a few of these from Mr. White-Trash-inbred-Sister-fucking-Hillbilly-cocksucker-Ryan-Faggot-Callahan, and each time I hear it, I giggle a little inside.

Got this relatively recently, found it on my home phone, and I'm calling the cops, let's see where this takes him now. What does this son of a bitch have now? AA charges, Drunk in public, attempt at satchetary rape, a DUI, and of course, soon to come, THIS. All I can do is laugh, because each time he's come at me, I won. First time - I break his jaw, second time, I beat him senseless, third time, I needed shoulder surgery from glass to the shoulder, but I still beat him senseless YET again. He's red flagged, he has no chance in getting his hands on a gun, even if he did, come on...what's his next move? I wouldn't even bother normally, but better safe than sorry. With THIS, I hope to God he gets sent away to jail and this time gets shanked and dies, I pray to God that this happens, so I can finally piss and shit on his tombstone.

*This was the guy from the incident a good year or so ago, his name is Ryan Callahan, 30 going on 31, whiter than Jim Gaffigan, and a bigger hill-billy than Billy Bob Thorton.*

I must confess, I'm not scared, I'm fucking amused. I'm not telling my girlfriend, my roommates obviously because I REALLY don't want them accidentally deleting the messages. Honestly, death threats are empty threats, if he thinks he can psychologically rile up my cage, then I feel bad for the son of a bitch because in order to psychologically torment ANYONE, you need to HAVE a brain to do so.

Just wanted to share that bit, because it's funny as hell. I liked that 72 virgins bit best, that's actually a bit LESS racist than usual, so hazaah for me. :D

Apart from that, I must confess, death threats don't scare me the slightest, getting a death threat when someone's up in my face, THEN I may get a bit scared, until then, pffft...

:mellow:

To be completely honest with you, I don't know what the fuck you are on about, but the title made me go :o.

A death threat message I received not too long ago today, I just titled it differently to express how I feel about it.

Last time I received a death threat was over the internet. Yeah, I know...kinda pathetic actually. Some kid told me that I was being an asshole and was gonna get my IP address, track me down, and make me suffer forever. I got scared at first, but as time went on...he was just bullshitting me the whole time.

Ah, ok. Sweet, sweet context.

That is pretty funny, but you have to consider that if this guy is psycho enough to send a death threat, maybe beating him senseless three times in a row isn't very smart, considering how easy it is to get a gun in America (even if he is 'flagged' or whatever).
Be careful, I guess, but you seem to have it under control, so whatever. :P

Here's the bottom line, I already filed for a restraining order after that last ordeal, as it is he is not supposed to come into contact with me in any way shape or form, and that he contacted me in a threat only makes it that much sweeter.

Are there valid reasons why this shit happens? I mean...people get into arguments. They need to learn when to ignore the people that annoy you.

Wow. Ryan just doesn't learn does he?

You should send him some lubricant as a present. He'll need it for the trip away he's taking, XD

I'll just mail him sand paper, maybe if he files his ass just deep enough, Bubby won't sink his BigK into it, haha.

How this all started is a LONG LONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG fuck story, it involved racism, me taking it for a while, not taking it anymore, escalated to him kicking my car, filing assault against me, LOSING, getting sent to AA, him coming at me again and losing, but smashing a beer bottle over my shoulder and stabbing it with glass, him getting arrested for illeged satchatery rape charges, me getting restraining order, I think him getting off early since charges may or may not have been dropped, I dunno, and now this.

Didn't start over an argument in my case.

It sounds to me like he was wrong in every way...at least from your recent post anyway. He's an idiot.

Hey... I like Billy Bob Thorton.

I don't understand, who sent you the death thread message?

Wait a second. Hell is upwards? :o

I was just thinkin' that. :lmao:

but yeah, that is pretty creepy...and stupid. so it started off with racism? :huh:

This is some funny shit... Whiter then Jim Gaffigan!?!?!? Is it possible?

Why the hell would he threat you? Did you steal his pants or something?

Alleged statutory rape charges, you mean?

All I can see in my minds eye is some nutter humping a mailbag.

And I like it.

Erm... this is a good death threat, Kam?

Ah....Don't bother just testing.

Why do people do this? Just why? Are you seriously going to kill the person or something?

People receive death threats all the time but do jack, why bother doing it?

If you guys weren't members here from early 2007 then you wouldn't understand, if you don't know me in person then you wouldn't understand either. Ryan USED to be my roommate when I was going to Chico from 2004 to 2005, long, long story, the guy was a racist, at first he didn't show it, but than he started to, I sorta became his bitch, *taking the remarks, pretending he was just kidding, only kidding myself.* And it has escalated from there ever since. The cops came to him for both violating my restraining order, and added psychological abuse to the mix, they said he didn't have any guns at his house, but he could've meant with a knife, or any other sharp instrument, so you can never be too sure. I just can't wait to go to court for this, maybe now the cunt will learn.

In the mean time guys, I don't want this to turn into a topic about me, so I'll just cut it short and respond with a question, have you ever had a death threat? How did you take it/feel about it? And how did it turn out in the end? A bluff, a failed attempt, fake, etc.

LMAO .. that's some of the funniest shit I've read on this forum!

^Responding to your question .. No, I haven't ever received a death threat; come to think of it - I haven't met too many racists or bigots. Is that a good thing? :lol:

I've encountered a bigot one time... It was at JROTC Summer (boot) camp... He yelled, "get your burnt toast nigger ass back to bed or I'll do to you what my people did to him *points at black person* for 400 years." We had about 5 blacks, 4 mexicans and just 2 white guys in that bunk room. He was vastly outnumbered and we were getting ready to beat the shit out of him when our Company Sergent walked in a threatened us with a week of Latrine/Guard Duty (long hours of meaningless work). We resolved to throw shoes at him at about 2 a.m.

Gah, I have received a death threat before, it was several years ago. Someone said they'd kill me when I least expected it. Well...come out come out, cause I'm really not expecting it...

you shouldn't have taken chances kamran, that's why your car got so fucked up to begin with. why are you choosing to be so fucking hard headed about this? you shouldn't just let these things happen because it shall not play in your favor. i'm glad you decided to go to the police, but that you waited a full day to do so is just careless beyond comprehension.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oghc8k8mlY

Haven't read the whole thing, but of all people I felt this went good for kam.