| QUOTE (micster @ Mar 26 2008, 06:02 PM) |
| So I was a bit bored and had an idea for an MGS parody last night so ive written a couple of scenes [in screenplay format] and I may aswell post it. INT.DOCK Liquid is in front of the elevator and is talking to a guard. LIQUID Keep an eye out, He’ll be through here. I know it. Liquid starts to turn around but turns back to the Guard when he starts talking. GUARD Then .. Why dont we just set up loads of bombs and just blow him up as soon as he arrives. LIQUID Or you could do your job and just walk repeatedly in a monosyllabic path. GUARD I .. You know, I really dont think thats gonna work. LIQUID Yeah. But who’s got the trenchcoat here? GUARD Well. You have. LIQUID And that means? GUARD [Sighs] It means your Liquid Snake, The leader of the whole operation and the one who makes all the decisions LIQUID Thank you. Now get back to your post. Liquid steps into the elevator and it goes up. The guard shakes his head in disbelief. EXT.SNOWFIELD/HELIPORT We see the elevator rise up and Liquid steps out. The scene then goes to a massive blimp with Liquid’s face winking on the side. Liquid walks over to a guard looking up at it. LIQUID Its quite something isnt it. GUARD #2 You could say that ... LIQUID I mean its just perfect isnt it. Everyone knows that when they see this floating in the sky it is I that shall be inside, LIQUID SNAKE! GUARD #2 Is that a necessarily a good thing? LIQUID I dont see how it wouldnt be .. GUARD #2 Well does that thing even have any weaponry?! LIQUID Umm .. I think theres a window so I guess I could throw poo or my shoe out. [Quietly] Ive been needing new shoes for a while .. GUARD #2 So lets think of a situation. Say a guy comes out with a stinger missile launcher and just completely blows you up. What would you do? LIQUID I ono .. GUARD #2 All im saying is that you should think of a different flying machine .. I mean those russians, they have some good planes. Im sure Ocelot could fetch one for yo- LIQUID Would it have my face on it? GUARD #2 Well .. No. But- LIQUID Then what is the point of not being able to display the fact that LIQUID SNAKE COMETH! Liquid struts off into the main building. |