Behold, the greatest conspiracy ever too meet your eyes, CHIP, the infamous spammer who plagues these boards with his nonsensical spam threads is in fact, I abc123. But wait, before you dismiss this as another April Fools joke, listen up, for this shall only take up a minute of your precious time.

First of all, for those who are in disbelief:

Why do you think I joined the day after April fools, 2nd of April, exactly 1 year ago? How could a person be so obsessed with debating matters such as the existence of extraterrestrials?
Why was I never online when CHIP was?
Why do we possess similar writing styles?
Why did CHIP suddenly re-appear recently and create many threads prior to this day?

Oh, and those pictures, their me.


Why do all this? Why waste all this time? Well, amusement is a good word. I really enjoy what I do, but other than that, I believe myself to be superior to most why? Because of this simplistic realization I have come to:
On forums, just like in real life, people tend to put out false characteristics of themselves, to fit in. I, unlike these pawns, see through this naivity and I remain myself no matter where I am.

What do I want from you? Well, all I want is to be remembered, by you my loving friends, and what a greater date to make official my departure, then on April fools, and 1 year to the date I joined.

(By the way, alot of my posts here reflected on the real me)


But dont be sad, because I shal forever be monitering this forum, even though I shal never again post in it. So farewell, my shocked friends.

ABC123 (CHIP)

[spoiler]You were expecting this to be the happy April fools part weren’t you, unforunately not[/spoiler]

[spoiler]You’ll get it here instead.[/spoiler]

Anyone fall for it?

Sorry man, didn't fall for this. You have to do earlier when people don't realize it's April 1st. ;)

you serious? well al i can say is let it be an April Fool's Day joke

No. No I did not.

I hate April Fools.

I don't know who CHIP is, so meh, I don't give a damn if it's you or not.

In my eyes, you fail, as it was posted after 12 pm.
You are, in the great law of April Fools Day, the fool.

Crap, I thought everyone was gonna fall for it. :lol: Well, theres always next year.

Who the hell is CHIP, anyway?

It's like some big inside joke I'm missing out on.

CHIP is an idiot who spammed and trolled the forum multiple times. He sucks.

Oooo...K!

:lol:

I found that a very interesting read my friend. I would have been shocked had you been CHIP. But I knew you weren't an ass like him...so no.....you didn't get me. :P

Anyone so concerned with pestering people on the internet to prove his superiority over people who will never meet obviously needs to kill himself.

*yawn*

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