Ok, just a bit of fun! Was bored at work earlier, and kind of thinking what Snake/big boss would be like if he were real.....




1964, Russia.

Jack ?, is stationed in the russian wilderness along with his comrades, he is private first class under the officer in command, Major Zero. The unit has been placed in a near by forest to the russian base Grozyj Grad due to suspicion the base could be harboring nucleur weapons.

To prevent any conflict during the cold war, russia has allowed one patrol unit to be stationed near by.

Colonel Volgin, leading manager of the Grozyj Grad base has had negiotiations with Major Zero, allowing the unit permission to patrol the base, as long as no weapons are brought inside.

Weeks pass and no nucleur weapons are found.

The unit returns home.

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That's real life for you.

Err... seems more like fan fiction to me.

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