Title: Payback's Confession
Description: Caution:Very gross...yes funny
Mr.Payback - December 31, 2005 02:40 AM (GMT)
This is one I never told anyone except a couple of buddies. Here goes nothing. Give me your thoughts when you're done reading this.........
I was in school one day. We had a movie playing in the auditorium. About an hour into it I had to take a monster sh*t! I mean really badly. So I rushed out of there in a fu**ing hurry. I was "pushing cotton" as I like to say. I rushed into the nearest sh*tter and ripped open the stall. And boy did I let her fly! I was farting and groaning. What else could I do? I had the runs and I didn't care who was there to witness it. I got up and noticed how bad it reaked. It was rancid. Truly terrible. I got out of the stall feeling nice and relieved.......almost.... What did I see when I got out? About ten sets of eyes......GIRLS' EYES!.....I took a huge,nasty sh*t in the women's toilet. I was in about 6th grade when this happend. And they looked like they were 5th graders. They were all surrounding me with their mouths' open.
You know how they say that everyone has a guardian angel? I would like to know what he was doing during this. Either he was on a fu**ing coffee break or laughing at my stupidity. One of the two.
Boss Revolver - December 31, 2005 02:59 AM (GMT)
iAn - December 31, 2005 03:37 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Boss Revolver @ Dec 31 2005, 02:59 AM) |
| :lmao: ROFL!!! :lmao: |
SECONDED!!!
NINJA - December 31, 2005 03:50 AM (GMT)
True Patriot - December 31, 2005 05:06 AM (GMT)
...Puts that Dumb and Dumber toilet scene to shame!LFMAO!1!!1 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: It's truly an honor to be posting in a topic started by Johnny Sasaki! Honored to meet you, shi--I mean, sir! :guard:
Canard - December 31, 2005 02:58 PM (GMT)
Puppy - January 1, 2006 12:16 AM (GMT)
Thats pretty funny.
Kinda sad though. :unsure:
FoxHounder - January 1, 2006 12:26 AM (GMT)
Nah just funny and like Canard said it reminds me of American Pie :haha:
Mr.Payback - January 1, 2006 01:29 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Puppy @ Jan 1 2006, 12:16 AM) |
Thats pretty funny.
Kinda sad though. :unsure: |
No. The sad part came when I sh*t my pants again when I walked out of the stall to see a crowd of women(that seemed to come out of nowhere) surrounding me.
sadistic_greyfox - January 1, 2006 01:33 AM (GMT)
cameras in the bathromm stalls :o
Mr.Payback - January 1, 2006 04:36 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (sadistic_greyfox @ Jan 1 2006, 01:33 AM) |
| cameras in the bathromm stalls :o |
There was no cameras in the stalls. At least I hope there isn't. :unsure: . What gave you this idea?