When I was a baby I
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Tried to take a sh*t normally one time and fell in the toilet, I screemed until they came by, they just stared and laughed at me and I laughed to.

I used to steal everyones drinks when they werent looking, one night I took my Dads beer not knowing what it was, he came by trying to get me to spit it out but I swolled anyway.

Kintergarden
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I had to go real bad one day on the 2nd week of kintergarden I think, and we were in line standing up against a wall listening to some teacher so I just p*ssed right there in front of everyone.

And uhhh, think thats it.

Cool confessions i guess. But pretty normal....


It doesn't matter though because you were a baby...

Yeah I think they're really normal^^ Oh and it's called Kindergarten ;)