Okay, here goes.

1) I only stole something once in my life. I was three years old, and it was a miniature Transformers toy from my daycare center. I didn't realize it was in my pocket until later, but I just decided to keep it.

2) In sixth grade I knocked two of a kid's teeth out in a locker room fight.
---Why? Because he kept challenging me and I finally said "Oka....HEY LOOK OVER THERE!".

3) We both got Saturday school for that

4) I shot my dad right above the eye with an airsoft pistol
---Okay, look, the power was out, the front door was unlocked, he didn't answer when I called out to see if anyone was there, I was certain he WASN'T there, I DID hear footsteps, and I did announce that I was armed to whoever was in my house at the time.

5) The first time I swore and actually meant it was at age 8 at my birthday party. I was play-fighting with somebody, they kicked me in the giggleberries, and I screamed "f*ck".

6) In fifth grade, I was officially the most flatulent child in my Science class.

7) In fourth grade, I got sent to the Principal's office about 60 times, give or take.

8) I HAVE looked at porn before, but I've been clean for about three and a half months.

9) I once accidentally elbowed my friend in the nose when he snuck up behind me in seventh grade. I got saturday school for that. He wasn't even bleeding, but he did cry a little.

10) I will NEVER smoke cigarettes, do drugs, or drink underage, but I do have a constantly increasing interest in cigars. No, it's nothing involving MGS3.

11) I learned to swear regularly from Solid Snake. ("Damn!")

*EDIT* More...

12) I have lied about my name online. Noone will ever know for sure what my name is:
-Michael Tierney
-Alan Brubaker
-Nicholas Trapani
-Jacob Branson
-Sean Hellerman
-Alex Markward
-Greg Keitel
-Andrew Shipley

There ya go.

Nice confessions, Mike....Or should I say Alan, Nicholas, Jacob, Sean, Alex, Greg, or Andrew? :P

hahaha Liquidon :P
I didnt know thats its illegal to watch porn :P

post some more, theyre great!

The first time you swore was at age eight? I've been swearing since.......well hell if I know. I'll put it to you this way,my dad was a sailor. So,you can only imagine how dirty his mouth is. You know what the really sad thing is? My mom is more foul mouthed than he is.

I look at porn in moderation. I don't make a habit out of it. Mostly when me and the guys are having a good time. We'll trout out the porn for sh*ts and giggles. Come to think of it,we've had a lot of funny times watching porn. I even have a pretty funny story about one of out porn watching excersions,but it's to dirty to be posted. If you want to know it,I'll be glad to tell the story through PM.

I quit smoking some time ago. I'm a social smoker though. They're way to damaging to my stamina to be smoking(I'm in almost perfect shape). But I do smoke cigars since the smoke never touches your lungs. If you want to smoke cigars you have to find out what kind fits you. What do you prefer? Wine or whiskey? Do you like plain or fancy food? Those questions will help you figure out what's your best choice for cigars. Contact me through PM and I can help you with all this stuff. There's actually a lot more to cigars than simply lighting them up. I'd be glad to help a novice cigar smoker. Hit me up and I'll help you out.

I only give me first name out to people on the net. I don't think I've told anyone my first name on this site. In case anyone is wondering,my first name is Bobby. But I'd rather be called "Mr.Payback".

I will not touch a cigar until I am of legal age. Even then, I will wait. The most I will have is one a year, after I reach legal age.
I want no business with cigars now. End of story.

Alright,alright! No need to get touchy. Just offered some advice. I didn't know that you were underage anyway.

lol... giggleberries.

oh, and hitting someone in the nose (even if its not that hard) will cause watery eyes, so that shouldnt be a suprise.

but... giggleberries... lol.

It should be apparent. After all, it is in my profile. My birthday is something I don't lie about.


@ iAn:
Heh, you've watched American Pie 2, right? That's straight from it.
"Hey, Jim. How's the twig and giggleberries?"