Title: Bob's confessions
Description: Lock up your kids
The rattled mind of bob - January 4, 2006 07:12 PM (GMT)
Ok. I think is actually a pretty good idea so it's time for me to join in.
1. I have a terrible “potty mouth,” as it were. And seriously, it’s pretty bad.
2. I have smoked before and I do every now and then. Whether it’s a Camel or a Black ‘n Mild, I do it every so often. Usually when I party.
3. I also drink. Me likes Hypnotic, Tokka Vodka, and then just plain old beer. I’ve been doing that since I was about 13 when I started with my neighbor.
4. The same neighbor who I also lost my virginity to at 14. Yes, it was a girl, and she was 14 also.
5. I’ve had the police called on me twice, never arrested though. The first time was for breaking an elderly lady’s window, I was warned and she didn’t make an issue out of it. The other was this past month.
6. While I was still dating my now ex-girlfriend, I got drunk and made out with two different girls at the same party, then lied about it. Although I was eventually caught in the lie.
7. I used to steal DVDs from Wal-Mart. I would take the DVD, put it down my pants, go to the bathroom, remove the disk, dispose of the case, and I was home free. I’ve cut that habit out and just gone back to buying them.
8. Oh, I also attempted to swipe some condoms from CVS. I did get caught, no charges were pressed though.
9. I broke one of the security cameras at work and lied about that. They shut the cameras off at 9 generally, so I never got caught bashing it in with a broom.
10. I have had sex in my school bathroom. Usually that’s no biggie, but I go to Hope Baptist. That should be self-explanatory. Only done that once, never got caught. Probably because our school has about 85 kids and three teachers, and they’re never in the older gym area where these bathrooms are.
11. I shot one of my best friends in the hand with a BB gun when we were both drunk at a party. He claims he doesn’t remember who did it, so I just deny it.
12. I was grounded this past New Years Eve, but I snuck out. My parents were out for the night, and my sister was spending the night at a friend’s house. I shared my New Years kiss with someone I had known for all of 10 minutes.
Well, I guess that’s it.
Ok, that’s not it, but it’s all I can think of. I know it sounds like I’m some sort of drunkard, but I’m not.
I’d also say my parents are aware of about 1/3 to ½ of those things.
Feel free to comment.
I’ll post more as I do them or as they come to me.
JC87 - January 4, 2006 09:01 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| I have had sex in my school bathroom. Usually that’s no biggie, but I go to Hope Baptist. |
bah! hahaha!
i went to a baptist school once. looking back, mine would have condemned to hell, and possibly crucified anybody caught in that act.
sadistic_greyfox - January 4, 2006 09:08 PM (GMT)
nice your mind kinda dude.; basically live for the moment. i never been to one of those deep religious schools, are they strict as all hell?
The rattled mind of bob - January 4, 2006 09:33 PM (GMT)
Mine actually isn't too bad...aside from no physical contact between the opposite sex. I mean, when we have games at other schools and have to take the bus, they have a girls side and a boys side to sit on. There are also strict profanity rules, but I usually blow those to hell…not getting caught doing it, mind you.
It's really no surprise that we didn't get caught actually. We have a newer gym that was just put up last year, and then our old gym is opposite the school on the other side of the football field. The bathrooms in there is the only thing people go out there for, and that's very rare. Especially with working bathrooms inside the school and in the new gym.
It was goooooood fun.
acidsnake052992 - January 4, 2006 10:03 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (The rattled mind of bob @ Jan 4 2006, 07:12 PM) |
Ok. I think is actually a pretty good idea so it's time for me to join in.
1. I have a terrible “potty mouth,” as it were. And seriously, it’s pretty bad.
2. I have smoked before and I do every now and then. Whether it’s a Camel or a Black ‘n Mild, I do it every so often. Usually when I party.
3. I also drink. Me likes Hypnotic, Tokka Vodka, and then just plain old beer. I’ve been doing that since I was about 13 when I started with my neighbor.
4. The same neighbor who I also lost my virginity to at 14. Yes, it was a girl, and she was 14 also.
5. I’ve had the police called on me twice, never arrested though. The first time was for breaking an elderly lady’s window, I was warned and she didn’t make an issue out of it. The other was this past month.
6. While I was still dating my now ex-girlfriend, I got drunk and made out with two different girls at the same party, then lied about it. Although I was eventually caught in the lie.
7. I used to steal DVDs from Wal-Mart. I would take the DVD, put it down my pants, go to the bathroom, remove the disk, dispose of the case, and I was home free. I’ve cut that habit out and just gone back to buying them.
8. Oh, I also attempted to swipe some condoms from CVS. I did get caught, no charges were pressed though.
9. I broke one of the security cameras at work and lied about that. They shut the cameras off at 9 generally, so I never got caught bashing it in with a broom.
10. I have had sex in my school bathroom. Usually that’s no biggie, but I go to Hope Baptist. That should be self-explanatory. Only done that once, never got caught. Probably because our school has about 85 kids and three teachers, and they’re never in the older gym area where these bathrooms are.
11. I shot one of my best friends in the hand with a BB gun when we were both drunk at a party. He claims he doesn’t remember who did it, so I just deny it.
12. I was grounded this past New Years Eve, but I snuck out. My parents were out for the night, and my sister was spending the night at a friend’s house. I shared my New Years kiss with someone I had known for all of 10 minutes.
Well, I guess that’s it.
Ok, that’s not it, but it’s all I can think of. I know it sounds like I’m some sort of drunkard, but I’m not.
I’d also say my parents are aware of about 1/3 to ½ of those things.
Feel free to comment.
I’ll post more as I do them or as they come to me. |
You're a cool guy. You have alot of free expression.
The rattled mind of bob - January 6, 2006 06:04 PM (GMT)
Ok, I don't want to turn this into some kind of diary, but here are my plans for today...
Munich at 1:00, work at 4:00-10:00, and then my friend's going away party tonight. I'm still grounded mind you, but he's leaving for the Marines on the 16th so my parents gave in.
The confession comes here...
There will be drinking at my party, and my parents know this, although I promised them I wouldn't touch it. However, I've already purchased some Hypnotic and Triple Black (being that the party is BYOB) for the party, which I will be drinking.
It's not like I love lying to my parents or anything, but what else would I do and still be able to go to the party? Probably nothing.
Also there will be a girl from my old school that I haven't seen in a good while. I always liked her, and from what I hear she liked me.
We'll see what happens there.
Goddamn it, that looks a lot like a diary...
Oh well.
Patriot_vamp - January 6, 2006 06:31 PM (GMT)
wow that are some serious confessions :wacko: