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| Topic Started: Sep 24 2006, 07:28 PM (3,333 Views) | |
| Solidus | Sep 24 2006, 07:28 PM Post #1 |
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I dont even watch Dr.Phil, but hes a problem solver. Me and Otacon have been talking like we do. And we thought "Why dont we try and give our knowledge and experience to help the members" We are being serious, we will try and help you with any problem. Girl/Boy friend trouble, relationships, school, work. Whatever. Just post here and one of us will try and answer. Please, just leave it to us for the time being, we want to see how this works out. And please, dont be silly about it, no spam, flame, anything. Or I WILL give warnings out, as will Otacon. Thanks, and let us try and help you! |
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| Puppy | Sep 24 2006, 07:40 PM Post #2 |
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Dear Dr. Price: I can't get laid. I can't find a woman that is into the whole talking to me thing. Unless that woman is in her late 20's and up. -Matt. |
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| Solidus | Sep 24 2006, 07:50 PM Post #3 |
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Puppy, Is that all your trying to do it for? Basically thats not a good start. Im not saying you dont, but smarten up, get some nice aftershave going and head out. Yeah, your 15, but you can still do it. Are there any school dances? They are the perfect opportunity. Once you get experience under your belt you will feel confident in trying again. Trust me, I know. |
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| Otacon | Sep 24 2006, 08:00 PM Post #4 |
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Puppy, As Solidus said, Just get some nice smells on the go, some smart casual clothes and make sure you look tidy. Get some mates together to go into town and go catcha film or something. Or even just going into the mall (Thats what you have over there I think) with a few mates to go shopping/looking around. You'll always find people that will talk to you. If your doing it just to get laid your not going to get anywhere without properly going to a culb and becomins a male slut. Which will get you a reputation. And those are hard to get rid of  Get to know a few girls and see more and more of them and build up a relationship! |
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| Puppy | Sep 24 2006, 08:40 PM Post #5 |
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Maybe "laid" was too extreame. :mellow: Haveing AS makes this problem harder. I have no friends that are willing to take the time to do shit with me. I dunno why. |
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| Otacon | Sep 24 2006, 09:13 PM Post #6 |
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Your in high school right? There must be some clubs or recreational things that you enjoy doing that the school offers. In there, you should find people just like you who like what you like. Also, Out of school activities could help you enormously. A hobby of some sort
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| Solidus | Sep 24 2006, 09:14 PM Post #7 |
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I remember going to a Youth Club. And yes, they do them for older Teenagers. Very good places. |
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| Puppy | Sep 24 2006, 10:40 PM Post #8 |
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I'm a homeschooler. I don't leave my house much. I lost all of my friends after I left school in 4th year. |
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| Otacon | Sep 24 2006, 11:17 PM Post #9 |
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You hagfish you!
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Try and find something to do when other people are out of school then. Like said above, a youthclub, or a hobby
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| La Li Lu Le Lo | Sep 25 2006, 05:49 AM Post #10 |
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Damn puppy. No offense, but I'm glad I'm not in your shoes. Your life is pretty sad man. Hookers will help too. Get a cheap one for $20 or so. I think you're friends might not want to spend time with you, since you may be a bit self-centered. I for one hate people like that. All they do is talk about themselves. Listen to these guys too. You've got to sort this shit out. There's nothing wrong with older women. I've actually lost my virginity to a chick that was in her 20s. I was only 17 at the time. Try to act normal. Most of them don't like perverts. I used to be a big one myself. Sorry for stealing your spotlights Solidus and Otacon. I have a problem myself. I'm gaining weight. I was never over-weight in my entire lifetime. Now, I'm growing stretch marks around my armpits. Cocoa Butter won't even work. I don't understand it. Some overgrown fat ass people don't have any stretch marks. |
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| Solidus | Sep 25 2006, 05:54 AM Post #11 |
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We will just carry on. Wanna know something? Your in the same boat as me. It started when I moved out to stay with the girlfriend. Are you Working? Sporting? I work now and usually go on long walks to take pictures. I also went and bought some dumbells just to make my arms a bit stronger. Its helping me lose weight actually, because I have noticed. Im gonna need a belt for my trousers. And Coco Butter? The real stuff you need to use is called "Bio Oil" which is specifically designed for Stretchmarks etc. What this does is fade them away over time and make them not as noticeable. Hope I helped. |
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| Otacon | Sep 25 2006, 11:54 AM Post #12 |
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Also the gym might help. Turn the excess fatty tissues into muscle. Bit like one of my mates, Weighs 20 stone. Isnt exactly the tallest (About 6foot) and is mainly all muscle. Because he used to turn it into muscle
He's now lifting 16stone plus weights on a bench. Just keep at something long enough and have the determination and it'll all go fine |
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| Ocelot11 | Sep 25 2006, 08:02 PM Post #13 |
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well, i have to say, i have the exact opposite problem, im too skinny lol, and i eat ALOT too, i dont know why im not gaining |
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| Otacon | Sep 25 2006, 08:20 PM Post #14 |
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Metabolism. Im the same. Eat all you want now but as you grow up try to control your diet a bit better because it can suddenly change and you'll gain LOADS and QUICKLY.
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| Midna | Sep 25 2006, 08:32 PM Post #15 |
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I dont have a certain problem at the moment or anything but i would just like to say how cool it is of you guys doing this, its great. Definately makes this place feel a lot more welcome..
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| Otacon | Sep 25 2006, 08:55 PM Post #16 |
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Thanks
Was mainly solidus's idea, and to be honest.... Its gone pretty well.
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| Luximus | Sep 25 2006, 09:11 PM Post #17 |
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people say i look fine, but I really just wanna trim the fat. I mostly wanna work on my legs and abs, basically, i wanna look hot in a bikini. I've got the figure, i just need to trim the fat. what shall i do? |
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| La Li Lu Le Lo | Sep 25 2006, 09:17 PM Post #18 |
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Otacon, I used to be like that too. I ran track, played soccer, swam countless laps and now I'm just, well almost a couch potato. I used to eat all the time and not gain a single pound. In fact, right now I feel like eating something. Do they sell Bio Oil here in the US? I never even heard of that, but I'll make sure to go over to Walgreens and take a look. |
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| Solidus | Sep 25 2006, 09:23 PM Post #19 |
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I had a look on that website, and it doesnt look like. But try not to be embarassed about things. Just ask someone if they have any treatments for stretchmarks. If they ask why and you get afraid, just say its for your mum during pregnancy or something. Oh and I edited the quote out of your post, I want to keep this topic tidy. |
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| La Li Lu Le Lo | Sep 25 2006, 09:51 PM Post #20 |
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That woman embarrasses me enough as it is. She makes me pick up her birth control pills for crying out loud. Not to mention female underwear, bras, etc. I'm about to go biking right now. I hope that'll take care of a few pounds. |
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