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teachers you hate/love
Topic Started: May 29 2008, 05:24:25 AM (989 Views)
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Any teachers that you hate/love that stand out?

Well, I know my Amer. Lit teacher is a fucking asshole.

We had an assignment where we had to explicate a poem and use different color pens and symbols to outline different poetic elements and such, and my poem didn't have any sort of rhyme scheme or sound devices, so I noted that at the bottom of the poem.

Well, I got my paper back, and there's tons of marks saying "-2 rhyme scheme, -2 slant rhymes, -2 visual rhymes, -2 alliteration" etc etc and I got a ZERO on the assignment.

Then I went to ask him why I missed everything, and he told me it's because I didn't say that there were no rhyme schemes and such, and when I pointed out the note I had at the bottom he said "It wasn't in GREEN, I was looking for writing in green. How would I have seen the note at the bottom?" in the most assholey manner ever. My zero still stands.

ASSHOLE.
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My old EWRT professor, Jesus Quintero was a teacher I will never forget.

He was one of the most informative and remarkable men I've ever met. He was very interactive and very deep with discussions.

We read books that really taught me a lot, we had fun in class, and he really helped us out in learning how to write outstanding essays, I could not write the way I do today if it weren't for him.

He's still really young, today he's only 33 years old, and he was very open with us, about how he survived his high school shooting in 1992, he let us express any problems we were having with him outside of class, it was unlike any class I ever had, never boring, and we were all really cool with each other.

To this day, I have yet to have a college course that can even compete with Quintero's class.
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I dropped math last year because my math teacher was a spitting sheep. He scared the shit outta me
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May 29 2008, 07:46 PM
I dropped math last year because my math teacher was a spitting sheep. He scared the shit outta me

Maybe your school should look into employing humans instead of farmyard animals then.

Eh, I've never thought too much of any of my teachers really. I used to have an extremely hot English teacher, feel a bit bad that I did nothing but screw around in her class now because she was always so nice to me regardless.

All my P.E. teachers back in the day were fuckin' arse-wipes though. I swear they thought they were still in the war or something - lining us up and shoutin' commands before we even got in the dressing room. If someone made the slightest of noise or had their shirt untucked or whatever we'd 'av to queue for even longer. Bloody entire hour queueing before because the class got so fed up, everyone began chanting some foreign kid's name instead. Well-funny.

Eh, I miss school. All my lecturers at uni are boring sods.
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my fav teacher has to be my 7th grade history teacher, Mr Drlich. he was very funny and was fairly young (had his first kid last year so i would assume late 20's)

As for worst? my 6th grade english teacher. she memorized the state standards for EVERY grade level and yelled at us if we missed one thing. We got yelled at everyday. Kinda creepy she memorized that stuff just ot yell at us though. but she doesn't teach english anymore. she teaches special ed now.

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That sounds like an exact description of my PE teachers. It's a conspiracy!

For a hate it would have to be our headmaster. But it's not like he's ever done anything wrong, but I don't think the guy has ever raised his voice in his life. He was giving us a lecture in the common room a few weeks ago but we had to turn the vending machine off because we couldn't hear him.

As for love. My year 10 science teachers definitely qualifies for that. He was a really cool guy and did experiments every lesson of increasing danger and interest. This one time he set fire to an entire desk so he could test an experimental anti-fire powder, it ended up nearly killing us and we had to call the fire service. I think that must be the only time the WMFS have ever actually responded to a fire alarm at a school...
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Good teachers:
One of my math teachers was damn strict but everyone had respect and I learned alot from him.

At my college is this damn old teacher and in the first lesson we learned something via a cake ... but at the end of college everyone understood how a cpu works :mellow:
His lessons were hard but I was really interested in them :)

There were bunch of other nice teachers but noone worth mentioning ;)

Bad teachers:
The nazi sexist teacher. He had no problem with me ... but still <_<

A teacher that told my parents that I made shooting noises during class -_-

A teacher calling the students stupid morons.

and then there was my fav asshole: Me and two other guy out of my class came back from a school trip and missed the last computer science class. And exactly on that day we had to write a test. He told us 3 that he knows that we dont know shit and that he'll improve our grade by one, no matter what we write. Then we get those test back and we 3 have a 6 (F). We asked him wtf this shit is and he told us that our tests were so bad that we deserved a 7. There were more things like improving biology grades by doing sit ups etc.

I'm happy that I'm away from this school -_-
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I do have one bad teacher, well, I never had him, but knowing him the way I do, I imagine my older brother makes for a scary PE Teacher.

I'd be scared too to have a child molestor teaching me. :blink:

Well in reality, my only bad teachers are the teachers who teach by the book. I've had some real assholes though.

My Greek Mythology Teacher, a total robot, by the book and schedule, no late assignments, losing points for being late, and always coughing up an asshole attitude when he is disagreed with.

His basic logic is he is right and we are just meat with eyes. :roll:
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I hate my current English Literature teacher.

First week of school she gave us an essay. When it was due the next class, she gave F's to the people who didn't double space it.

She will give someone a break one moment and then be a complete bitch the next.

And on test days, you have to do and turn in a study guide to take the test, and if you're late for any reason, you cant take the test at all.
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Every one in my math class agrees that our teacher never taught us what we needed to know to do our work.

She would teach us a vocab word and then gives us 20 problems for homework that we were supposed to figure out how to do.
wtf?
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Fluxe has the short straw if your teachers/tutors at Uni are boring - mine are generally pretty good and nice people. :)

Going back to the PE topic - isn't it funny how all they do is teach and instruct about being physical and healthy, yet the second the lesson is over they head over to the staff room for a fag?
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Had a crush on my 3rd grade teacher Ms. Skrizinski. Damn she was hot. Shes probably ugly now.
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i HATE my language arts teacher ms. tennison, her white ugly lady, i think she is a hippy, she acts and dresses like one and she gave me detention for saying "mines" accidently (its bad grammar)
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My 7th-8th grade Spanish teacher was a huge bitch. We didn't see eye to eye at all... she would insult me, so I keyed her car ;D
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My 7th-8th grade Spanish teacher was a huge bitch. We didn't see eye to eye at all... she would insult me, so I keyed her car ;D
that was brave and for it i applaud you, i would give you the medal of honor and the rank of fox if i could for your bravery and quick thinking, lol
another teacher i hate is one i liked at the beginning but she hated me cuz i would correct her and i think i knew more of history than her, lol, what a bitch, she sent me outside of my class and no im not in 1st grade, im in 8th, her name is ms.jadallah
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Not only did I key her car... I keyed it with her keys >_>
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wtf, how did you get them, she must be stupid leave her keys lying around a SCHOOL, where alot of kids are influenced by crime, lol, unless its a goody two shoes school
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She told two girls to take a table out to her car... I just chose to go with them. It' mostly that simple really.
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Good teachers for me were/are my A2 Biology teacher, he was the only one to admit he thought I was capable of good work but was a lazy sod, and currently my course manager at uni She's hard to take seriously now after seeing her pissed during out study tour to Ireland.

Bad lecturer at the moment is Marketing lecturer She is really unorganised, and usually has half the room asleep within half hour.
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Jun 11 2008, 02:06:25 AM
She told two girls to take a table out to her car... I just chose to go with them. It' mostly that simple really.
and she didnt notice it, how did you manage to obtain the keys from her
what a retard, it surprises me that they are supposed to be smart after all they are teachers
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