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Bibleman: A Fight For Faith (Covenant Studios, PC; soon: GBA/DS/PS2)
The popular sci-fi superhero Bibleman makes his first game appearance in this adaptation of the DVD of the same name. Put on the Full Armor of God and guide Bibleman, Cypher, and Biblegirl as they do battle against the archvillain Wacky Protestor and his Secular henchmen, who are seeking to rid the world of Christianity. Unlike Secular games that reward violence, Bibleman doesn't attack his foes. Instead he deflects their attacks. The game, which is aimed at the 12 and under market, is presented in 3/4 view and includes live-action video, original music by the Rock n' Roll Worship Circus, and exciting Bible scripture. (Demo available) ††††

Out3r_H3av3n

Jul 2 2008, 08:32 AM

Well, here is a little MGS4 review a friend of mine found on a Christian website (don't know what he was doing there). This website seems to be super Christian.

First, here is the opening to the website, a message from the guy who is in charge there himself.

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Hey, Pastor Skeet here... We've given our own Kyle "Da G-Man" Goldman a page on the Zounds! site for his awesome mini-reviews of video games. When he's not too busy studying at the F-Ship to become a Missiological Technician, Kyle likes to hang with his peeps in the Commons and play some vids. And let me tell you, Da G-Man got game. Back in the day, I could play a righteous game of Pong, but even I've got nothing on Kyle's mad skillz. As the gamers say: I got pee-to-the-owned, powned.

Pastor Skeet? I see... "As the gamers say: I got pee-to-the-owned, powned." - If I ever caught anyone saying that, I'd beat the shit out of them.

Now for the review of MGS4. Keep in mind this moron hasn't played the game.

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Secular & Un-Christian Games

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (Komani, PS3)
Snake
Apple
6.12.2008: (Note: I have not played this game since it is rated "M" and isn't allowed on the Fellowship U campus, so I am basing this mini-review on Secular media reports.) In Metal Gear Solid 4, you play the role of Snake, a soldier who uses stealth to sneak around a battlefield on a mission to steal guns from the Patriots (and to choke people from behind). As his name implies, Snake is actually a symbolic agent of Satan, sent into the world to finish what he started in the Garden. Evidence of this symbolism can be seen by Snake's use of an Apple iPod throughout the game (Apple is a notorious promoter of Darwinism and counter-culture). Also, Meryl, who guides Snake via a disembodied voice, uses an Apple Macintosh computer (I think Meryl is supposed to represent Satan himself, but all the symbolism is very confusing since it was written by a Japanese guy). This game promotes drug use (Snake is addicted to cigarettes and the HDD installation process features an 8-minute video of Snake teaching players how to smoke), eugenics through human cloning (Snake was the product of a project to clone "super soldiers"), disrespect of Authority (Snake's main enemy in the game are the Patriots, who represent the Christian founders of our nation), and Materialistic Determinacy with an absence of Free Will (every game in the MGS series is a remake of the first, only with a different Snake clone, the theory being that by putting the clones through the same missions, they will develop into the same person). MGS4 was designed to train those who will be left behind after the Rapture to serve in the Antichrist's military forces. As such, it has no value for the Christian gamer, who is among the Elect and won't have to deal with that, but it may help the unsaved to know the tactics they will be up against in a post-Rapture world should they choose to join the fight against the Antichrist and secure themselves a place among the Sheep when Christ returns. Therefore, I am giving it ONE CROSS for this slight benefit. †

For goodness sakes...

Here is the guy who reviewed the game.
Da G-Man

The only time you should ever be caught wearing those glasses is if you're on T.V wearing the same cloths everyday and repeatedly saying "Can you hear me now? Good!"

Here is the website (Nothing seems to work right, pics, links, etc). Source

Notice the poll they have up:

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What would Jesus play?

Playstation 3
Xbox 360
Wii
PSP
Nintendo DS

I bet he'd play the PS3.

Obby

Jul 2 2008, 09:53 AM

Speaking of which, I had frequent debates with the Christians who asked me to "Come to heaven" and my questions ended in "We don't have to explain it".

Sheep indeed.

The second law of thermodynamics explains it All. Entropy reigns supreme!

And Icegoat don't be a devout atheist, last think we need is a church of atheism too

SeverePapercut

Jul 22 2008, 08:00 PM

Obby

Jul 2 2008, 09:53 AM

Speaking of which, I had frequent debates with the Christians who asked me to "Come to heaven" and my questions ended in "We don't have to explain it".

Sheep indeed.

The second law of thermodynamics explains it All. Entropy reigns supreme!

And Icegoat don't be a devout atheist, last think we need is a church of atheism too

I'm a christian and I find that man ludicrous. First the comments are getting ridiculous. Second the BIBLE states that people who stand on a street corner and claim they are Christians are deceivers. So this man is dead ass wrong.
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Well thats wrong they should have said "Faith" which you seem to have a lot of that God doesn't exist.
So maybe you should look in to it. Also its ironic that when a atheist dies people grow trees on their graves
cut it down, turn it into paper, and on the front page write HOLY BIBLE

IceGoat

Jul 22 2008, 10:05 PM

P.S. Why the hell is religion a sensitive topic? Its been around about as long as humankind. Same thing with sex: everyone does it! So why is it so inappropriate to talk about (at least where I live)???

slash3000

Jul 24 2008, 11:37 AM

I don't get why everyone is taking his result so personally that they'd resort to physical violence, I hope atleast most of these are jokes, becasue if not it's just forwarding the sterotype that videogames can lead to violence, although in this case, not for the reason that we're all brain washed drones, so yeah... Why the anger people? is it all serious or just a joke?