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| MGS quotes you never say during sex; from all games... | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 11 2008, 04:16 AM (755 Views) | |
| nicks8890 | Jul 11 2008, 04:16 AM Post #1 |
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Childish, I know, but it should give us a few chuckles. I'll give some to start... "So, the snake finally comes out of its hole" "Must've been a tight fit for a big boy like you" "More than enough to kill anything that moves" "It's like one of my japanese animes!" |
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| solidfox | Jul 11 2008, 04:22 AM Post #2 |
I found you in hell, I think I can find you in Jersey
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Should be in MGS: Others but I like the idea. Sadly I can't think of anything great off the top of my head. I was trying to think of a joke involving injecting Foxdie. Anyway, Yelling aloud to yourself, "Not yet Snake! Its not over yet!" - Liquid "Hurt me more!" - Gray Fox "You've served your purpose. You may die now" - Liquid "I...I'm losing myself...!" - Gray Fox "Theres a killer inside you" - Liquid Edited by solidfox, Jul 11 2008, 04:25 AM.
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| Gray Guile | Jul 11 2008, 04:29 AM Post #3 |
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Oh WOW! what a weird topic but what the hey (I hope this stays "G" Rated haha). "Did you like my Sunglasses?"--Liquid "There's nothing like shoving a long silver bullet, into a well greased chamber"---Ocelot "NO I can't do it!"--- Solid Snake "What your a man?" ----President Johnson(I think that's how it goes) "What are you suggesting, we Should pull each other's ears?" ---Solid Snake "What's a matter you don't like girls?"---Psycho Mantis "I never was capable of making people happy.... or making women happy"----Gray Fox(MG2) "That's good Snake"---Gray Fox "Do you remember me now?"----Gray Fox Edited by Gray Guile, Jul 12 2008, 07:10 AM.
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| Solidcon | Jul 11 2008, 04:32 AM Post #4 |
MRRROWR
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"The system...IS MINE!" -Liquid Ocelot 
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| MistaJeff44 | Jul 11 2008, 04:32 AM Post #5 |
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"i always work alone" *approaching climax* "snake? snake?!?!? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!" "as far as i'm concerned, we're still uncle and niece" "you haven't even taken the safety off, rookie" "THE FEAR!!!!!" "you're pretty good" ..actually this one's probly not the worst thing you can say "THE PAIN!!!!!!" "kuwabara, kuwabara!" "you're.... a man? hm..." |
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| Splitter Snake | Jul 11 2008, 04:34 AM Post #6 |
Rikiddo Suneku
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"I never thought it would be so easy!" [/Zimmerman] "Cats...do love to play as Snakes." Big Boss Edited by Splitter Snake, Jul 11 2008, 04:38 AM.
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| solidfox | Jul 11 2008, 04:38 AM Post #7 |
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I found you in hell, I think I can find you in Jersey
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Got a few more "12 shots... this time, I've got 12 shots. " - Ocelot "This bitch is wearing perfume!" - Ocelot "Let me hear you scream!" - Mantis "Mission control, I'm coming home. " - Fury "I am the Pain! I shall send you to a world of anguish beyond your imagination! Let's get started!" - The pain "It's all so fucking hysterical!" - Octopus "You're a soldier! Finish your mission! Show your loyalty! Face me." - The Boss MGS4 spoiler Spoiler: click to toggle Edit in a few more: "That reminds me, I saw Gubayama the other day in Shibomnigee. He said to give you his best." - Colonel "What are you doing? How can you shoot someone whose unconscious, what are you some kind of monster?" - Otacon "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" - Colonel "But if you fail you'll be eating breakfeast, lunch, and all the rest of your meals in the jungle." - Zero "Can you feel my *fury*?" - Fury "Whaddya say to one last showdown?" - Ocelot "Show me your rage!" Raging Raven Edited by solidfox, Jul 11 2008, 04:49 AM.
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| Splitter Snake | Jul 11 2008, 04:40 AM Post #8 |
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Rikiddo Suneku
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One more, worthy of it's own post. "It's all so fucking hillarious!" - Laughing Octopus. Edit: Beaten. 
Edited by Splitter Snake, Jul 11 2008, 04:43 AM.
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"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...stranger." - The Joker. | |
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| MistaJeff44 | Jul 11 2008, 04:44 AM Post #9 |
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"i found her sneaking around my underground vault!" "could you be the one to FINALLY finish me?" (or pretty much anything else vamp says, for that matter) |
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| nicks8890 | Jul 11 2008, 04:45 AM Post #10 |
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"A surveilance Camera??" "Why are you calling me brother? Who the hell are you?" "its hard to miss when you're this close" "There's an intruder besides me?" |
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| The Merciless Warrior | Jul 11 2008, 07:34 AM Post #11 |
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"What The Hell" Solid Snake "I have no interest in this woman" Ocelot "Laugh and grow fat" Fatman "I live on through this arm" Liquid Ocelot "That's a low blow Snake" Octacon "Its because he's bisexual" Pliskin "Come into my web. It is time, for you to face the Fear" The Fear "You call that a mistake. It would've happen if you hadn't been showing off" Naked Snake "Are you saying you want to have my child (baby)" Naked Snake "You're the Shit" Octacon "I'm no hero, Never was, never will" Old Snake "You're pretty good" Ocelot |
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| evofan | Jul 11 2008, 08:58 AM Post #12 |
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I wouldn't like to hear 'La Li Lu Le Lo' mentioned during sex ha Meryl Silverburgh: That's the second time I've been able to sneak up on the legendary Solid Snake. Liquid Snake: Sleeping late as usual, eh Snake? (Man Points) not as bad as ... Liquid Snake: So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... MY BROTHER? 
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| Shyne-Bryght | Jul 11 2008, 09:33 AM Post #13 |
Come forth for the cattle call
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"Either you will kill me, or I will kill you, it makes no difference" - Gray Fox "Snake! Fire the stinger!" - Gray Fox "I've.....I've waited for this moment" - Sniper Wolf "Just finish me quick." - Sniper Wolf "Snake. Come, kneel down and sacrifice yourself to this historic weapon." - Liquid Snake |
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| Nathan_snake | Jul 11 2008, 11:52 AM Post #14 |
Practice makes perfect sense.
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'Did you say nerd?' : Raiden 'Eye Have You': Drebin 'Oo oo aa aa' (like a monkey of course, lets keep it clean) : Little Gray (hehe) 'Oooh my stomach!' : Johnny 'But i really gotta go!' : Johnny (and pretty much everything he says!) Spoiler: click to toggle I'm sure i'll think of more later. Edited by Nathan_snake, Jul 11 2008, 11:54 AM.
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PSN: Natz-k MGO: nathansnake 
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| micster | Jul 11 2008, 11:54 AM Post #15 |
The Perverse Cock Monster
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"Managed To Avoid Drowning!" |
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| Lun-Sei Sleidee | Jul 11 2008, 12:02 PM Post #16 |
Don't even think about using auto-fire, or I'll know.
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Oh god, have these stupid topics reached this forum too? I thought they were relegated only to the domain of morons and fools (also known as Gamefaqs forums)....... |
 猫は蛇への擬態を好むものだ
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| simy_pliskin | Jul 11 2008, 07:41 PM Post #17 |
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why spoil a perfectly fun topic. go away. nice topic btw awesum. me and the gf are haven a right laugh. |
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| Ocelotzilla | Jul 11 2008, 07:49 PM Post #18 |
 
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"A surveillance camera?!" (Snake) "What!? My hand...!" (Ocelot) "What are you aiming at?" (Ocelot) "I'm disappointed. You're no match for the boss..." (Ocelot) "So it's come down to it, has it. We're going to launch this nuke and ride it all the way into history." (Ocelot) "Eat this!" (Liquid) "It's hard to miss when you're this close." (Sniper Wolf) "Time for the snake to shed his skin." (Big Boss) "Will this even flush?" (Johnny Sasaki) Press the Circle button repeatedly to regain your strength. When you've had enough, press the Select button to submit. Edited by Ocelotzilla, Jul 11 2008, 08:01 PM.
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| brainScrap | Jul 11 2008, 07:56 PM Post #19 |
Care for a smoke?
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"I'm here to save your worthless butt" Snake - MGS1 "We had a couple of run-ins in the past" Snake - MGS1 "People hurting... People dying..." uhhhh, creepy... - Laughing Octopus "I have luck on the battlefield and nothing else" ouch! - Fortune "Well, I know lots about surviving in a cold environment"- Master Miller "The reality is no match for the legend, I'm afraid" - Snake "I'm the one who killed your parents" - Solidus "The virus is still spreading" - Otacon Edited by brainScrap, Jul 11 2008, 08:28 PM.
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| A-Yty | Jul 11 2008, 08:00 PM Post #20 |
Light Infantry
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"One will survive and one will die". "The safest way is from the rear". "There's no one else I'd rather have in a foxhole than you". "Nice try, Snake!" |
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- So, is it true? Was Big Boss really your father? - That's what he said. That's all I know. - And you were able to kill him, knowing that? - Yup. - How? - He wanted it. Besides, some people just need killing... No, wait..scratch that. ..This is good, isn't it? | |
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