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| What If......; Mc Hammer is involved | |
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| Topic Started: Jul 31 2008, 04:33 PM (118 Views) | |
| SeverePapercut | Jul 31 2008, 04:33 PM Post #1 |
 
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What if Kojima wrote MC Hammer's comeback........... Besides completely awesome what would it be like |
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Why do you suck Because you have a Papercut...... A pretty damn Severe Papercut | |
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| Otacon_Hal | Jul 31 2008, 04:50 PM Post #2 |
<3 Deranged..........But Romantic Ringmaster <3
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Okay, well I view this thread as a 'fun' piece of idiocy so will answer accordingly. Well, then you'd know that wasn't the real McHammer, because first of all he'd be able to rap and secondly he would be a clone which was genetically engineered and reformed using pieces of a clone of Vanilla Ice, who by then would have had his eye shot out during a police drug raid. Meanwhile, back at a secret goverment lab run by the illuminate, Bilderberg and the Rockefeller family, secrect plans were being drawn up to activate the nanomachines which were injected in the general public under the guise of a 'bird flu vaccine', using the Wave-length of the Rap music that will be played everywhere thanks to their doctoring the charts to make their McHammer clone No.1. Thats what would happen. P.S I can't even believe I wrote an answer to this thread.... 
Edited by Otacon_Hal, Jul 31 2008, 04:52 PM.
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| SeverePapercut | Jul 31 2008, 05:54 PM Post #3 |
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What Vanilla Ice is a Punk......... Hey, man its HAMMER TIME |
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Why do you suck Because you have a Papercut...... A pretty damn Severe Papercut | |
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