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Metal Gear Solid: Lackluster Espionage.
Topic Started: Oct 13 2008, 08:13 PM (95 Views)
BigK
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"Hahahahahaaaa!! You're as good as DEAD!!"

Someone IMs me:

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ddyahoness: hey, sorry to bother u at this hour, but r u the writer for CPM?
biggiek7888: Yo, uhh, yeah one of the writers.
ddyahoness: i hope this isn't too much to ask but i'm a flash animator, but i'm bad at writing, could you please make me a 3 minute flash script? sorry to just ask this but i really need a decent and funny writer, and I love watching CPO and how funny you and the other writers make it. i mean like a really quick just scene video like what egorapter makes. i'll credit you as the writer and any voices you'd want to do, i just really need someone else's help.
biggiek7888: k.


Normally I say no because I hate writing for people who just IM me asking, if it's not a mutually agreed upon project, don't ask me to write, simple. But hey, 4 or so minutes, an actual flash from I guess a decent animator, why not?

So here we have it.

FADE IN:

INT. GRAY ROOM - UP CLOSE ON SNAKE'S FACE

SOLID SNAKE,(33) stares eyes widened in front of the screen in anger.

SNAKE
Otacon! I found Metal Gear!

Zoom out, revealing Snake holding MGS1 Playstation Disc.

SNAKE
Now what?
(pauses)
Insert into PS1...gotcha.

Snake inserts the disc into a nearby Playstation 1.

CUT TO:

INT. TANK HANGER

The hanger is a silver steel walled area, the floor, a gray concrete.

Snake sneaks up, picking up a cardboard box and smiles.

SNAKE
Ahhhh, ol' reliable, never fails.

Snake puts the box on his upper torso. But he still stands up tall, just wearing a cardboard box on himself, covering up his head and chest, arms and legs still revealed.

A guard approaches the box and stares curiously as a question mark pops above his head.

SNAKE
It's like I'm one with the walls.

CUT TO:

INT. OCELOTS BATTLE GROUNDS

A dark chamber with a large pillar in the middle of it, tied to the pillar is KENNETH BAKER. Snake points his gun at OCELOT.

SNAKE
You heard me! Let Baker go! Now!

OCELOT
You think I'm scared of a man who wears a BOX over his head?!

Scene cuts back to Snake, once again wearing his box over his head, gun still pointed at Ocelot.

SNAKE
Just what are you implying?

CUT TO:

EXT. SNOWFIELD - DAy

Gray skies, snow covered floor, snow pouring from the sky. Snake stands firmly in front of a massive tank, VULCAN RAVEN stands in the gunner seat of the tank.

RAVEN
Now you shall be obliterated into dust like your Siux Ancestors, Snake!

SNAKE
You think this pile of crap scares me?! I got FIVE rations equipped!
So bring on the pain you walking waste of steroids!

Snake, confidently sticks his hand in front of the tank in a halting fashion. The tank runs him over, flattening him completely.

CUT TO:

INT. LABORATORY

A light blue room with several light gray desks. Snake points his gun at CYBORG NINJA, wielding a sword pointed at Snake while OTACON sits scared behind Ninja.

SNAKE
Who are you?!

NINJA
Neither enemy...nor friend, I am from a world where such words are meaningless...

SNAKE
......Oakland?

CUT TO:

INT. COMMANDERS ROOM

A large brown walled room, yellow floor. A large wooden desk in the back of the room. MERYL mindlessly approaches Snake, arms forward, eyes crooked. Snake stares curiously.

MERYL
(lifelessly)
Snake....ohhhh Snake...make love to me....!

OTACON (O.S.)
Don't do it Snake! She's being controlled by Psycho Mantis! It's not really her! It's Mantis!

Camera cuts back to Snake, whose pants are now gone, revealing his white socks and pink pokadot boxers.

SNAKE
(confidently)
I'll take my chances...

CUT TO:

INT. TORTURE ROOM

A brightly lit room, computer electronics in the area. Snake, shirtless, lays against a Metal frame, his arms and legs locked in.

Ocelot, now missing his right hand, his limb covered in bandage wrap, stands by a computer.

OCELOT
Now's the fun part...this chamber will release an electro current through your whole body, when the pain becomes too much to bare, press the O button, and the torture will end, but the girls life...will be mine.

A loud beep rings out, Ocelot looks up in the air curiously and back at Snake.

OCELOT
.....REALLY? The torture didn't even start yet!

SNAKE
I gotta take a piss, what can I say?

CUT TO:

EXT. COMM TOWER - SATELITTE STATION - NIGHT

The top of the comm tower, snowy, a large satelitte stands behind Snake as he stares up angrily at an attack chopper above him.


LIQUID
(British Accent)
Brother! Ohhhh it has been FAR too long!

SNAKE
Not long enough...so I'm gonna cut our reunion short, so rot in hell Liquid!

Snake pulls out a Stinger Missile and shoots it at the chopper. Liquid's chopper explodes and plummets towards Snake. Snake looks up as a large shadow grows large on him.

SNAKE
This played out better in my head...

The chopper falls on Snake. Large Text appears on screen reading GAME OVER.

CUT TO:

INT. GRAY ROOM

The GAME OVER screen still reads on Snake's TV screen as he sits on a chair in front of the TV holding a PS1 controller in his hands. He looks furious.

SNAKE
Dammit! EVERY TIME!!!

Snake throws the control at the TV and takes out his pistol and shoots the TV again and again. He finally stops and lowers his gun and growls angrily.

SNAKE
To hell with Metal Gear!
(looks at Screen)
If anyone needs me, I'll be playing Splinter Cell.

Snake leaves the scene, fuming.

FADE OUT:

Special thanks to good ol' lil bro, Keivan for giving me the idea of the intro from one of his comics, which I am stealing credit for in the flash by the way. So suck it bitch. ;)
Edited by BigK, Oct 13 2008, 08:14 PM.
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Shyne-Bryght
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Gentle Giant

Sounds great!

Make sure when it is finished you post it up ;) Did the animator like the script?

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Hehe. I can so imagine Snake doing all those things. Well done pal.
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