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Scientist theorise on zombie crisis; Are they serious?
Topic Started: Aug 19 2009, 06:56:49 PM (1,333 Views)
WHiTeFaLCoN
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Today I read something that was both stupid and kinda funny. Apparently, scientists have been theorising on what would happen if there was a zombie outbreak. They concluded that we would be either a) be completely fucked or b) be forced to co-exist with them (i.e. we would have to fight them off on a regular basis to survive).

Now my question is this: how likely is it that the undead will actually rise up and kill us? Extremely unlikely, so why are these so called scientists wasting time and resources pondering the outcome? Shouldn't they be working on real killers, like cancer for example?
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Exactly, I was told this too, bunch of mathematicians and scientists calculating it in such great depth, it shouldn't take a genius to tell you if a global zombie outbreak occurs, everyone will be in trouble, thats all you really need to know, save the gritty details for your imagination, it's just as likely to happen...

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It shouldn't take a genius to tell that a zombie outbreak is as likely as me throwing a stone all the way to Mars.
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They're scientists, what were you expecting? They have to do bullshit like this or else they'll have to get around to actually doing some work.
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Well Gordon Brown is Prime Minister so I wouldn't be surprised if he did bring a zombie apocalypse on us. Imagine his speech if he did.
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Don't worry guys, I gots a ray gun. All is well. ^_^
Watch this space.
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I have a rayofdoom.
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I've got some Bouncing bettys and an MG42, we can hold out for some time if we co-op ehh?
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Yeah, but sooner or later we're gonna have to open that gate!
Watch this space.
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But I don't have the cash required to do so, we're going to have to hold off at our first meeting point for a bit, board up the windows.
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Its simple, we gain the zombies trust, learn their ways and mate with their women.
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Why do so many people who are so smart have to be so useless?
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Because they get paid to do nonsense? Did someone actually fund their research?
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Aug 19 2009, 10:51:18 PM
Well Gordon Brown is Prime Minister so I wouldn't be surprised if he did bring a zombie apocalypse on us. Imagine his speech if he did.
I doubt we would notice any difference. He always looks and sounds like he's delivering the 'start of the Apocalypse' speech.
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Aug 19 2009, 11:26:51 PM
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Aug 19 2009, 10:51:18 PM
Well Gordon Brown is Prime Minister so I wouldn't be surprised if he did bring a zombie apocalypse on us. Imagine his speech if he did.
I doubt we would notice any difference. He always looks and sounds like he's delivering the 'start of the Apocalypse' speech.
Haha knowing him he'd deliver the speech about 6 weeks into the apocalypse.
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Aug 19 2009, 11:04:39 PM
But I don't have the cash required to do so, we're going to have to hold off at our first meeting point for a bit, board up the windows.
I've got enough, but I want to be able to buy a new gun when we get through to the music box and that's like 950.


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Wasn't there a clip in Dawn of the Dead involving something like that? I remember it not ending well.
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Fear
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It was in the Dawn Of The Dead remake and it was stupid as hell. Granted, the bitch was already pregnant then got bitten, so it doesn't really count.
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Oh God don't remind me. I generally enjoyed the remake (the Johnny Cash opening is awesome) but that one plot 'twist' is just unbearable.

Rule #1: Don't let your lady friend get bitten.
Rule #2: If she does get bit get the hell away from her, you may love her but you're just meat on legs now.
Rule #3: Always use a condom until you're emotionally and financially stable, oh and not in the middle of a fucking zombie apocalypse.
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Fear
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I don't think they fucked in the middle of the breakout, she was already nine months pregnant...
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No no, not the scene I was talking about. It was an extra reel. A couple of high school boys trapped the "hottest girl in school" in their basement after she'd been bitten and then dared one of their buddies to go fuck her. He gets pounced and bitten while his friends laugh in that frat-boy way. They recorded it and sent it to a news station.
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