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FREAKY FACIAL ATTACK; Ejacattack
Topic Started: Aug 22 2009, 06:40:06 PM (1,793 Views)
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"Super Saiyan Jealous"
OcelotSnake
Aug 22 2009, 06:40:06 PM
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The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend's home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.

Awesome. I can't believe it happen but I think it is funny. Maybe she should lock up more next time.. or maybe she did it knowing he would come in..?
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Wow.

Sometimes I stop and try to imagine myself doing shit like this, but I can never imagine such a thing.
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Man, if I where that guy, I would have this awesome excuse: Where I'm from, giving facials is like handshakes.
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So you'd sneak into someone's house in the early morning to give them a handshake?
Waiting for Shenmue III like...
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Like a neighbourhood service bro.
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RevEK
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Dead Cell refugee

Obviously it's better than murdering her but that's still a bit... well, wrong :L

He'll probably sign on "the list" and serve a little time in prison. Talk about breakfast in bed >_>
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Would've sucked if it was in another place.
If you know what I mean... XD

Anyway,
That was about the stupidest way to get back at someone.
Egging her house would've been the smarter choice.
Perhaps wrapping a condom around her car muffler or something would have sufficed.
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Sep 12 2009, 03:42:40 AM
Would've sucked if it was in another place.
If you know what I mean... XD

Anyway,
That was about the stupidest way to get back at someone.
Egging her house would've been the smarter choice.
Perhaps wrapping a condom around her car muffler or something would have sufficed.
I don't know about that.. seeing how it might be big news where she lives. I am sure her friend aren't going to let it down. She going to be the butt of a lot of jokes now.. Plus who doesn't look a window to their house?
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I lol'd hard at this tbh :D

I'm not saying it's right, but it does put a smile on your face ^^

I wonder what he'd do if someone doesn't allow him to use his bathroom for a nr 2. xD
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Sep 11 2009, 09:37:51 PM
Talk about breakfast in bed >_>
Cookies and cream. Hmmmm.
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This is funny. I feel bad for the chick at the same time. It must've been very embarrassing when she gave detailed information about her situation to the cops aye?
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BUKKAKE'D!
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It's only a bit of reproductive fluid, it's not like he did something more grotesque and of the brown persuasion to her face.
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