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Creepy Shit Paz Trailer; Stolen in its entirety from Snake Soup
Topic Started: Mar 23 2010, 08:54:09 PM (9,875 Views)
JohnKiller118
The man in a pickle suit.
Nathan_snake
May 6 2010, 02:09:25 PM
Well if:

Paz has penis
Big Boss has penis

And:

Big Boss has sex with Paz:

= gay.
I think Nathan_snake just inspired a few people to make some trannie yaoi...

Well, I'm sure the fan art sections is going to be pretty interesting...
Edited by JohnKiller118, May 6 2010, 07:55:29 PM.
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Roy
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I wont deny that I am a bad boy =)
EVA was a man as well people if you didn't know.

Its in the MGS documentation peoples.
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May 6 2010, 11:21:49 PM
EVA was a man as well people if you didn't know.

Its in the MGS documentation peoples.
No, no. I wasn't talking about the EVA that was in the NSA who defected. I was talking about the fake EVA. The one who posed as that EVA, but in actuality was a Chinese agent trying to get the Philosopher's Legacy, as well as the surrogate mother of Solid and Liquid Snake.
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We have arrived.
Penis + penis = no babies.
Watch this space.
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May 7 2010, 12:15:56 AM
Penis + penis = no babies.
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We have arrived.
EVA :patriot:
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I wont deny that I am a bad boy =)
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May 7 2010, 12:09:37 AM
Roy Campbell
May 6 2010, 11:21:49 PM
EVA was a man as well people if you didn't know.

Its in the MGS documentation peoples.
No, no. I wasn't talking about the EVA that was in the NSA who defected. I was talking about the fake EVA. The one who posed as that EVA, but in actuality was a Chinese agent trying to get the Philosopher's Legacy, as well as the surrogate mother of Solid and Liquid Snake.
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May 7 2010, 12:23:40 AM
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May 7 2010, 12:09:37 AM
Roy Campbell
May 6 2010, 11:21:49 PM
EVA was a man as well people if you didn't know.

Its in the MGS documentation peoples.
No, no. I wasn't talking about the EVA that was in the NSA who defected. I was talking about the fake EVA. The one who posed as that EVA, but in actuality was a Chinese agent trying to get the Philosopher's Legacy, as well as the surrogate mother of Solid and Liquid Snake.
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Oh my god. I just lol'd so hard.
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May 7 2010, 12:27:42 AM
Roy Campbell
May 7 2010, 12:23:40 AM
Weedle_McHairybug
May 7 2010, 12:09:37 AM
Roy Campbell
May 6 2010, 11:21:49 PM
EVA was a man as well people if you didn't know.

Its in the MGS documentation peoples.
No, no. I wasn't talking about the EVA that was in the NSA who defected. I was talking about the fake EVA. The one who posed as that EVA, but in actuality was a Chinese agent trying to get the Philosopher's Legacy, as well as the surrogate mother of Solid and Liquid Snake.
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Oh my god. I just lol'd so hard.
What? Something funny about that post I made? On that note: Roy Campbell, why did you place a Cookie Monster/Veggie Monster icon right below my post?
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JohnKiller118
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Weedle, you truly are... a legend...







...and 100% trollable!
Edited by JohnKiller118, May 7 2010, 12:44:33 AM.
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We need no reason to fight. We fight because we are needed.
We will be the deterrent for those with no other recourse
We are soldiers without borders,
our purpose defined by the era we live in.
We will sometimes have to sell ourselves and services.
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^Right-click... Save picture...

...aaaaaaand... DONE!
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JohnKiller118
May 7 2010, 12:43:18 AM
Weedle, you truly are... a legend...







...and 100% trollable!
That was a legitimate question. I wasn't trolling. I just explained the part about how he slept with EVA (the one who helped him in Operation Snake Eater, not the NSA agent she posed as.), and then Roy Campbell, the one who alluded to EVA being a man, basically responded to my post with a Cookie Monster icon. If you were treated that way, wouldn't you ask the same question as well?
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May 7 2010, 02:31:49 AM
That was a legitimate question. I wasn't trolling. I just explained the part about how he slept with EVA (the one who helped him in Operation Snake Eater, not the NSA agent she posed as.), and then Roy Campbell, the one who alluded to EVA being a man, basically responded to my post with a Cookie Monster icon. If you were treated that way, wouldn't you ask the same question as well?
I wasn't saying you were trolling. I said you're so trollable!

Notice how the Cookie Monster is crosseyed, which implies stupidity...
Edited by JohnKiller118, May 7 2010, 02:36:38 AM.
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May 7 2010, 02:33:41 AM
Weedle_McHairybug
May 7 2010, 02:31:49 AM
That was a legitimate question. I wasn't trolling. I just explained the part about how he slept with EVA (the one who helped him in Operation Snake Eater, not the NSA agent she posed as.), and then Roy Campbell, the one who alluded to EVA being a man, basically responded to my post with a Cookie Monster icon. If you were treated that way, wouldn't you ask the same question as well?
I wasn't saying you were trolling. I said you're so trollable!

Notice how the Cookie Monster is crosseyed, which implies stupidity...
Well, either way, I'm pretty sure that EVA (the one during Operation Snake Eater, the fake EVA, not the NSA EVA) was a girl (Why would she have breasts? Heck, why would she even reproduce?)
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JohnKiller118
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Let me break it down for you:

1.) Roy made a joke about EVA being a man, which was partly true because the REAL EVA is a man.
2.) You assumed he was being serious (because you can't understand sarcasm, even if it's painfully obvious, like when Granin said he was blind) and "corrected" him, as you so often do.
3.) Roy posts the "Cookie Monster" image, with the crossed eyes. The cross eyes implies that the quoted person is stupid.
4.) You still didn't get it.
5.) Null is a retcon
6.) I don't like to think MPO is canon, since it's not required to understand MGS4's story
7.) Big Boss did not tell Snake about their relationship in Zanzibar Land

I hope that helps. :D
Edited by JohnKiller118, May 7 2010, 09:56:16 PM.
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Weedle_McHairybug
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JohnKiller118
May 7 2010, 09:55:42 PM
Let me break it down for you:

1.) Roy made a joke about EVA being a man, which was partly true because the REAL EVA is a man.
2.) You assumed he was being serious (because you can't understand sarcasm, even if it's painfully obvious, like when Granin said he was blind) and "corrected" him, as you so often do.
3.) Roy posts the "Cookie Monster" image, with the crossed eyes. The cross eyes implies that the quoted person is stupid.
4.) You still didn't get it.
5.) Null is a retcon
6.) I don't like to think MPO is canon, since it's not required to understand MGS4's story
7.) Big Boss did not tell Snake about their relationship in Zanzibar Land

I hope that helps. :D
I understand points 1-4. However, were Points 5-7 even necessary? I never even brought up those points at all in my previous post. If you want a fight in regards to this, then do it in a PM, because clearly with points 5-7 you just want a fight.
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JohnKiller118
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It was a joke. I was slightly trolling you. :P

I don't really care. How you understand the story does not effect how I understand the story, and vice versa. (:hint: :hint: Stop bitching at me for not liking Portable Ops.)
Edited by JohnKiller118, May 8 2010, 12:36:08 AM.
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Mar 24 2010, 01:04:22 AM
Argh shit.

I've always taken Kojima's perversion with humour, but I could barely stomach the bollocks of undressing her in the cutscenes, and then this pile of wankshitbollocks. By no means is my hype hindered (that's just moronic) but:

A) Althought the shittest thing I've seen this month, graphically it looked good. Why waste time on that pile of shit and get the PW cinematics away from Wood and onto that.

B) It must have taken time to make this, time which could have been spent on making the game come out sooner.

Hell, Kojima's next game should just be called "Paedophile: Rise of the naked little Girls" - Tight Penetration Action.
I couldn't agree more.

MGS1 toilet humour= No problem. Pretty funny.
MGS2, 3 and 4 toilet humour= No problem. It became a humourous convention of the series.
EVA's breasts in MGS3= No problem again. Its male nature to like breasts.

But now that Kojima has done this creepy peado act, I actually feel as though the guy is finally making a confession of some odd degree.

First we 'get to see Paz's underwear in a cut-scene'.
O.....K.... pretty weird. :huh:
But now this?

I dunno, it just seems as though Kojima has suddenly decided:
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"Everyone knows I'm a perve by now, so no more holding back. The idea of under-aged girls in their underwear turns me on and I want to include that concept in my next game".

-And that disturbs me. A lot.
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I think were all looking into this too deeply :unsure: Just take a joke for face value :coolguys:
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