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This Looks Like One of the Dumbest Games Ever
Topic Started: Apr 7 2010, 10:52:12 PM (3,808 Views)
TwistedSnake
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The controls on the PSP do suck, but PW got them about as good as it's ever going to get on the PSP.
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Apr 13 2010, 01:33:51 PM
The controls on the PSP do suck, but PW got them about as good as it's ever going to get on the PSP.
couldn't find a better way to say it.
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Doakes
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Apr 13 2010, 01:06:05 PM
Just sayin the controls overall on psp sucks asshole. Both MGS Portable Ops and Peace Walker both have terrible, terrible controls, why anybody calls them good is way beyond me, they're fucking idiotic.
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Portable Ops even had a better control setup than this shit. And what's with the shaky cam? It's like they're taking away everything that made MGS - MGS!


You keep saying, "shitty this," and "shitty that." Do you know why I base my opinion off of reviews? Because reviews are actually bothered to explain WHY they feel that way. So, instead of playing the Parrot and repeating the same thing over and over again, why not explain exactly why the controls are so shitty?

Furthermore, does the feeling of playing with completely cluttered controls feel better than the more fluid controls of PW? Is that why you like MPO's more? Or are you just jerking the chain a bit here?
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Well, I've been playing PW since I got my hands on a PSP I borrowed, and I gotta say, I don't understand people saying they're shitty; I tried out both control systems and the new "shooter-type" works much smoother. It's so annoying trying to aim and shoot while immobile with the directional buttons. I was worried about the controls, but having played it now, I actually think they're really intuitive. Regardless, you CAN change the controls to either style, so all's not lost, eh? :P
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Mickey
 
I dont use cake for fatties. I find it easier to use Bacon draped over my rancid sore ridden pork dagger.


"Ya cyan't see dah eye ah' dah deman... 'til he coom cahlin'..."
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”
"Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed." "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... IF YOU WERE GROWING ON MY ASS."
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Bang on, I don't see why people are complaining so much since you can change them in PW after all.

Took me some time to get used to the new controls but it's obvious that they work very well (at least for me) and are more convenient for most gameplay.
Watch this space.
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The_GhosT
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Yeah, I truly thought they were revolutionary for what handheld consoles can offer. Especially considering how the controls work so efficiently in unison with the abundance of content and gameplay variety in this game. I was dubious about the circle, square, triangle and X being used for camera movement, but it's really easy to get a hang of. Shooting while moving and aiming properly is still a bit of a bitch at times, though. Either way, I'm all for new gameplay control systems in the newer games, cos' it CAN promise a more challenging engagement.
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Mickey
 
I dont use cake for fatties. I find it easier to use Bacon draped over my rancid sore ridden pork dagger.


"Ya cyan't see dah eye ah' dah deman... 'til he coom cahlin'..."
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”
"Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed." "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... IF YOU WERE GROWING ON MY ASS."
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JohnKiller118
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Have you tried MPO's controls? :lmao:
I'm sorry for being a cunt.
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Apr 13 2010, 11:41:13 PM
Well, I've been playing PW since I got my hands on a PSP I borrowed, and I gotta say, I don't understand people saying they're shitty; I tried out both control systems and the new "shooter-type" works much smoother. It's so annoying trying to aim and shoot while immobile with the directional buttons.
Yep ;)
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Mickey
 
I dont use cake for fatties. I find it easier to use Bacon draped over my rancid sore ridden pork dagger.


"Ya cyan't see dah eye ah' dah deman... 'til he coom cahlin'..."
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”
"Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed." "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... IF YOU WERE GROWING ON MY ASS."
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JohnKiller118
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No, I meant actually playing MPO. Not just switching the control set up.
I'm sorry for being a cunt.
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Selection for Societal Sanity
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There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself![/i]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs&playnext_from=TL&videos=oSGakfb5jqU
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ops, pressed quote, not edit, srry
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Doakes
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Apr 14 2010, 03:40:33 PM
There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
He sat in the meadow just shaking his
Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
Their feet in the water, their hands on their
Marbles and play things at a half passed four
There came a young lady who looked like a
Pretty, young preacher
She sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress
And she showed them her
Ruffles, and laces and white fluffy duck
She said she was learning a new way to
Bring up her children, so they would not spit
While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling
Refuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt
While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her
Eyes at the fellow, down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizable
Home in the country, with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely, she'd show him her
Little pet dog, who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her
Small, tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his
Candy, so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whip cream all over her
Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty
You can go f*ck yourself![/i]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs&playnext_from=TL&videos=oSGakfb5jqU
That song is awesome, but all it does is prove that you're trolling with absolutely no means to back up why this is the dumbest game ever. And I gotta tell you, when you can't come up with a single damn reason for why this game sucks, that's generally a good sign that the game is going to be extraordinary.
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Well above post from me was just a random post. I'm not trolling in any way. And I'm not exxagerating either. I truly think this game looks like shit.

I do not get the hype for it at all. Seems like it's too silly, too dumb and just a huge disappointment, Oh and I don't have a reason? Did you even read my fucking post?

The gameplay looks awful, and the stupidity of it is amazing. Really the assassin haystack box, with two people in it, dragging people into it and knocking them out.....

The gameplay alone makes me hate on the game because the demo was awful and gameplay I've watched for it has looked just as bad. The whole stealth cloak thing is embarrassing...

God I don't wanna explain myself again.
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Good. Now go senslessly moan on a forum of people who care for completely illogical points.
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andumas
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You just seem to be complaining about things that they've added into the game that you don't even have to use. As for the gameplay, I immediately thought of Snake Eater when I tried the demo so I'm not sure where you're coming from.
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Doakes
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Apr 15 2010, 03:55:25 PM
The gameplay alone makes me hate on the game because the demo was awful and gameplay I've watched for it has looked just as bad. The whole stealth cloak thing is embarrassing...

God I don't wanna explain myself again.
What about the gameplay in the demo was so awful? You just keep jumping circles. What was awful? You keep saying things LOOK stupid, but I gotta tell you, the fact that you can't tell me WHAT is precisely stupid about these things in itself is pretty stupid. The cloak LOOKS stupid, the box LOOKs stupid, what exactly is stupid about the items you have never used?

And what exactly was so God awful about the gameplay of the demo? You see, the reason I bolded "AGAIN" was because you never explained it the first time. And I'm rather fascinated as to what is so stupid and God awful about this game in which you've only played a 4 level demo. INCREDIBLY fascinated.
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JohnKiller118
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Granin
Apr 15 2010, 03:59:02 PM
Good. Now go senslessly moan on a forum of people who care for completely illogical points.
Like TUS KPN?
Edited by JohnKiller118, Apr 15 2010, 08:01:31 PM.
I'm sorry for being a cunt.
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The_GhosT
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Ok, so.. "Well above post from me was just a random post."

The post was: "No, I meant actually playing MPO. Not just switching the control set up. ", in context with everyone moaning about the controls in comparison to MPO and all that. I think that's not as random as "There was an old farmer who lived on a rock", lol. I don't know, having played this demo, I can't find any reason so far as to call it "stupid" or "shit". I think you may benefit from just being a bit open-minded to the rest of the game, none of us have seen how it's going to progress past the very little we've seen so far anyway. Best to just give it a chance, S3 :). As Andumas said, you don't HAVE to use the features, if you find them cringe-worthy. I gotta be honest, I don't really EVER use the cardboard boxes in MGS (I know, blasphemy, right?), as it "sillies" the game up a bit (sorry for the made-up word lol), for me. I don't need it, but I'm glad it's there, cos' it's just another feature that was given to us to make the game more plentiful in the variety of choosing how you play. From what I've played so far, I can't wait. The only thing I've been worried about from playing the demo is that there aren't enough cutscenes given to us, but I hope that's just down to potential spoilers. I just remember MGS1 when the beginning of the story developed itself in the demo (so did MGS2, actually), and it made me evem further teased when I saw "to be continued...". In the PW demo, there's not much in the way of story except for the opening. It skips the cutscenes with the commandante, and I got worried that the game was gonna end up like this lol.
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Mickey
 
I dont use cake for fatties. I find it easier to use Bacon draped over my rancid sore ridden pork dagger.


"Ya cyan't see dah eye ah' dah deman... 'til he coom cahlin'..."
“Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here! This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”
"Can I sleep in your room? I don't want to sleep on the hide-a bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he'll wet the bed." "I wouldn't let you sleep in my room... IF YOU WERE GROWING ON MY ASS."
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwoCvryu1n4&feature=popt14us07

Yeah, first thread isn't enough, what the hell is this? God damit, this is even worse than I thought...

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Please, please tell me this isn't canon to the story, just... please.. If it is... Then I dont' even know what the hell to think. It's dumb enough that it's even in the game even though it might not be story related, but if it's actually related to the story then....

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God damit, please.. Tell me fanboys, how can you defend this stupidity? Please explain. Lets not make this about me and why I think it's absolutely fucking idiotic. Lets hear the people that defend the game explain, how on fucking earth you can.

How can you defend a game with so many ridiculous things in it? How are we EVER gonna be able to take this game seriously? Please explain.

Altough I did like the death animations when the dragon (god I cannot believe I am using the word dragon in a discussion about mgs.......................................)

If they

a) made a fixed camera angle like mgs1/mgs2/mgs3
b) removed the shaky cam thing
c) stopped with this idiotic bullshit

I'd want this game, but this.. It's been turned into a pure fantasy game. I don't care if a thing such as MG Ray isn't possible IRL, atleast it's more believable than fucking dragons and dinosaurs.

So please, lovers of the game, if you ever loved MGS it means you loved it for a reason, a reason that obviously Peace Walker has either changed or made ridiculous.

Fuck bring on MGS6, what'll the last boss battle be in that game? The rectum of a T-rex, I wouldn't even be surprised if it's weak point would be to literally shoot the skin between the anus and rectum.

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how do you defend/explain snake versus monkey?

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