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Things That Fit in My Ass; Post em'
Topic Started: Jul 30 2010, 12:04:33 AM (22,741 Views)
Hunterwasser
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This is a new game about fitting things in your ass. There are a few rules.

A) No repeats - No two of the same objects shall be posted.

B) Has to be logical - No "Battleships up my ass" unless, of course, it's a scaled down miniature.

C) Include images - Include an image of the item that can fit into an ass. But the picture doesn't have it already in an ass.

D) Don't state the obvious - Penises (all species), hands, fingers, toes, arms, butt-plugs, dildos, bottles, pre-defecated poop (as in shoving back up), enemas, toilet papers, etc, etc, and anything else commonly inserted into asses cannot be used.

E) One object per post - Simple as that.

F) Be creative - And thats all.

G) Don't actually see if it fits in your ass before you post - Goes without saying really.

Now, the object of this game is to list and depict as many objects as we can that can fit into someones ass. Pick an object, and post the things that will fit into your ass.

At the end of the week, I'll pick the one I like the best and draw it being inserted into an ass and post it here (tastefully of course). I'll begin with my personal favorite:

Garden Hose
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Instant Enema
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BOOM!!!
Does this count? I posted it in the shoutbox, Mark mentioned that he wanted to use a thunder rock to evolve an Evee into Jolteon, but I wanted to become a Dildeon:
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Just look at the head! You can just imagine the feeling.
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@Mr.Foxhound: Did you read the rules man? No dildos or dildo related objects. So no, it doesn't count. Try again. :D

@Hart: PERFECT.

@Thread:
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Prime Real Estate
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I smoke my friends down to the filter.
Tangerine (if I lube up)

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@JCC: Very possible. I see the potential.

Foreign Currency
in particular from Grenada.

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BOOM!!!
KALASHsixtynine
Jul 30 2010, 12:15:30 AM
@Mr.Foxhound: Did you read the rules man? No dildos or dildo related objects. So no, it doesn't count. Try again. :D
Saying "not dildos" is a vague expression, it can mean "normal female dildos" or "any existing kind of dildos". ^_^

Got it:
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With that, while one extreme is attached deep inside my anus, the other extreme will be pulled by someone. With the perfect coordination, that person will be able to drag me all over the place while the rope is still inside.

My mind seems creative today, can we post infinite possibilites, or there is a limit?
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Pencil. Hands and sunglasses desirable but not required.

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Unlimited possibilities. However, keep them one per post.

My Desert Eagle
The barrel in particular, 8 inches of machined steel...
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Given the weight, I doubt you'd be able to hold it in there long...
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The Legendary Vaginassassin
Nunchucks.

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One after another if you wanna go in-depth or you could insert one inside while spinning the other for fun, or you could pull it into different directions.
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THE SHADOWS BETRAY YOU, BECAUSE THEY BELONG TO ME!

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A kendo sword, a real life Katana would be really painful and we'd need a doctor, but a bamboo kendo sword can take its place.
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@Brandon: One nunchuck inside, the other nunchuck does the helicopter, nice.
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Severed Rabbits Head
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Haha great entries so far guys.
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A small child's ballet shoe.

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Plus discharge.
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BOOM!!!
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God bless the Nintendo 64.
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H-U-F-F and I puff
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Jul 30 2010, 12:44:25 AM
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God bless the Nintendo 64.
Make sure to blow the tapes first.
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@Hart: HAHAHA Thats perfect! Gas nozzle up the ass :D


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I smoke my friends down to the filter.
OcelotSnake has been viewing this topic for a long time. I don't want to know what he is planning.
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Hopefully something good. Keep the pictures rolling kids.
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A lava lamp:

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After it's heated up, of course...
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