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Granony Aunt Thread
Topic Started: Feb 27 2013, 05:56:48 PM (1,877 Views)
Vodou Marekaj Fantom
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OH, I thought you were asking granin.

Like shal said, it will naturally happen, so let it evolve on its own. You're like 23 right? My advice is that you should go out and PRTYHRD while you're still young enough to do so
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Is it a good idea to stare intently into the eyes of a crush?
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No, but hold the gaze for a second, smile, then look away
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Mar 1 2013, 03:04:25 AM
Is it a good idea to stare intently into the eyes of a crush?
No.


Women are the most fucked up things on the planet short of genocide and Piers Morgan. If you play things incorrectly, you will end up in the friend zone, here is how to avoid it:


- Friend Zone them first, it drives them fucking insane (I'll explain later)
- Act like you don't give a shit about anything they say or do
- Be completely self amused in their presence
- Be flippantly confident, not synthetically confident
- Be flippantly physical, don't touch them like an historical artifact
- If possible, show your general aptitude with women around your crush, even to the point of blowing them off for some girl you give no shit about, jealousy is a powerful tool and weapon


If a girl gets even so much of a whiff of you loving or adoring them, they'll fucking vomit in their purse and run the other way. Contrary to what a lot of women will tell you, this is how their brain sees love and affection too early - they see NEEDINESS. They think you are trying to suck something from them if you get satisfaction from merely being in their presence. I mean, how fucked up are you to enjoy talking to a girl and find everything she has to offer extremely valuable and attractive? You could have a healthy social life, a healthy professional life, and a good life in general with a lot to offer, but if a women senses that you NEED to be with them (a common side effect from falling in love with someone), they are immediately turned off sexually. It's contrary to every Hollywood romcom movie you've ever seen, but it's the truth. The sick thing is they'll keep you around even if they're not interested, because although your advances nauseate them a little, they get a solid ego boost from knowing that at least SOMEONE is interested in them, and your company probably isn't a complete chore.


It's also why women end up getting played all the time and sleeping with guys who have no interest in them other than to pump some sperm in their pussy and leave, because they're turned off by candid affection when it has little logical basis. They think there's something wrong with you. It takes little effort to master pulling women you just want to shag, it takes an incredible amount of skill to attract and keep a woman you really, really like. I have always had this problem, I'm not good at naturally attracting women I have strong crushes on. Is anyone? The key is to make as few mistakes as you possibly can, but at times that becomes extremely difficult.


Once I managed to score a couple of dates with someone who to me, was a 10. She was perfect. She was seriously out of this world to me, she was amazing. I wanted a relationship with this girl, despite the distance between us and how much it would cost to see her. Such things were irrelevent then, she became incredibly important to me in a short space of time and I could feel the onset of something deep forming inside me. I really, really liked her. And that makes getting in her pants fucking difficult, and at this point in life I was more wise to it, and managed to get reasonably far without making a mistake.


Everything was going smooth, she had initially come on to me so I knew there was some interest. I was layed back, cool, collected and charming. I was in the zone for our first date. Midway through our second date I was hung over and felt a little ill. Less in the zone. But I was still doing well. I announced I'd be in her town the next week and we could meet up again. She agreed, and said that rather than me staying at my friend's place, I should stay at hers.


"REEAAAALLY?!?!" I said, my penis standing at attention, my eyes wide and my mouth agape.


I just couldn't believe I'd actually managed to get that far with someone so incredible and so easily, and all the flippancy and suave behaviour in the world couldn't save me now, I was fucked and on a painful downward spiral.


The rest of the date was a bit of a trainwreck. I knew then I'd made a big mistake, the biggest mistake you can make. I could tell her interest had seriously fucking nose dived, and it killed my confidence, which killed more of her interest, which killed more of my conifdence etc. The end result was me going for a kiss (and not being smooth at all) and getting cheek'd before I left. Some follow up texts over the next week confused me some and eventually I got the confirmation of absolute friend zoning on Christmas Eve. I stuck out the friend zone for a few months (during which I drunkenly embarrassed myself in front of her and she teasing me by watching films in bed together) before eventually finding it too depressing to put up with and ended it.


An almost identical situation played out with another girl, although on a girl I wasn't too interested in, just after some fun. She invited me to stay at her place for the night:


"Oh, ok, but I don't know if maybe you've been getting mixed signals? I think you're great but I don't think I'm attracted to you. I'd love to stay over but I just want to make sure you aren't hoping for more, I just don't want to give you false expectations"


"Oh no I just thought it might be easier for you to ... oh well ok that's fine I feel the same way blah blah bullshit"


It went something like that anyway.


I stayed over and she fucked the living daylights out of me.


Don't be nasty, or rude, or cavalier with their feelings. But DO act like you're offering her something, rather than seeking to gain something from her. Of course in a healthy relationship there's an equal symbiocy but in the early stages of dating a woman, it's much safer to have her completely at your whim and chasing YOU. Women love a challenge. They respect a man chasing them, and enjoy it, but ultimately if you can get a woman to chase you, you've already won and don't need to worry about anything other than not saying "REEEAAALLY?" like a kid whose been offered a trip to disney land when she proposes you stay at her place.


Excruciating, heart breaking pain brought you this valuable advice. Use it well.
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Granin, I'm in a pickle man. This girl and I had a mutual liking, she'd liked me for a long time and I'd liked her for a while too, but I told her we would start things when she wanted and go as slow or fast as she wanted. Nothing much happened for a while so I'd decided the next time I saw her I was going to make a move. Then some petty argument occurred and things were said, nothing offensive or rude, just things. We stopped talking for a while and it seemed like she wasn't going to talk to me again. Me and a female friend of mine went out a couple weeks afterwards, and all the useless info aside we ended up kissing. We got into a relationship that lasted 2 months, and we did a lot of stuff if you know what I mean. I enjoyed the relationship with my friend, but I was still missing the other girl for most of it, plus this friend was a bit of a psycho at times, and we ended up ending it due to her being a bit of a psycho. i still talk to the friend every day, and I think she's still into me, but lately I've really missed this other girl, but if I tried to speak about that to my friend she'd just flip out. I text the girl a month or so ago, saying I'm sorry for everything and anything and asking to be friends again, but she said I'd made her really unhappy in the past and she didn't want to risk it. I think she misses me too, but she isn't going to talk to me anytime soon, and I don't know how to attempt to ask to be friends again so soon, but I really do miss her. To make matters worse, a friend of mine has taken a liking to her recently and is friends with her, I'm not exactly in a position to complain about anything so I haven't spoken to him about it. I really want her back in my life one way or another I just don't know how to achieve that.
What should I do?

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Seems like a pickle indeed.


But really you have two choices.


1) Pursue, and either succeed triumphantly or fail graciously
2) Forget about her and move on (hard to do I know)


Standard "getting her interested" shit isn't going to apply here because it's quite a complicated situation. As far as I can tell, there's only one way to go about this, and usually it's not advice I'd give out, but I think it may be your only option.


Ask if she'd like to meet you for a coffee or something, and RING her, don't message. Be sincere, but not apologetic and tell her you'd like to talk. Apologise, but don't grovel, and say you'd like to repair the friendship on the condition you'll never do anything like that again. Providing that goes well, keep things progressing for a couple of weeks and be flirtatious, try and get things to sexually escalate but if they don't, you may have to accept a cautious friend zoning, which could be more plainful than letting go right now. You could also tell her outright how you feel, but in my experience that never gets results.


It seems a longshot to me Duck, don't be surprised if this doesn't turn out how you want. But if you think it's worth the risk, and potentially having your heart fucked around with, go for it. Just be prepared to shelve your feelings and move on if things go awry.


Save the moping for AFTER though if things go to shit, if you go for it, go after this with positivity and confidence.


It just seems like a minefield of shit to me, especially with your friend interested in her and your friend potentially interested in you. Honestly, the logical course here would be to step out, but I know how difficult that can be. Letting go of someone you love is fucking horrendous.


In my experience it's best not to take the friend zoning option either. It can be really, really painful, and drag sadness out way longer than it should be. Especially if she starts dating your friend. If a relationship with her is what you want, settle for nothing less.


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Seemed oddly appropriate. 1 in a million story here lads.
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You."

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@Granin: Wow that was really candid and amusing stuff. Anyway It's sad that such a fine gal went away like that. =\





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Seemed oddly appropriate. 1 in a million story here lads.
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@rico: yup, these things happen sometimes though. Sometimes your brain has a vendetta against you and sabotages your happiness
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@rico: yup, these things happen sometimes though. Sometimes your brain has a vendetta against you and sabotages your happiness
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Well, I rung the girl and we spoke about everything, but in the end her answer to meeting up was "I don't know", which when you think about it really is a no, since she's gone so long without contacting me so I doubt she's going to contact me to say she's decided yes. But it feels good to know she knows everything, and doesn't hold me accountable for any and all things that went wrong. Also, my friend who was into her ended up kissing her, but he's been pretty good about the whole thing and has asked if I'm okay with it all, and that if I'm not he doesn't want to go any further. And he was rather persistent on me telling him the truth so I think I'll tell him I'm uncomfortable with it a bit.

Also, that friend of mine who's into me, I'm never getting back with her she's a fucking psycho lolz.

I thank you for the advice Granin, it was the best course of action, the situation was just pretty fucked up anyway.
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It's always more difficult when it involves people in your close social circle. It becomes impossible to enforce a no contact policy and it can screw with the dynamic of the group. Just put it behind you duck and find someone new. Incredibly hard to do when you're hung up on someone but I think you'll manage
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Granin, I'm interesting to see what you think the best approach is when you chatting up a girl and then they get a text and she says (or her friend says, or you see the name on her phone etc) "oh its from my boyfriend." When I hear that, my interest in them completely dives as I think that they'll be harder to fuck and can't be arsed with that shit. This actually happened the other week, hence me asking, when me and my housemate brought two girls back to our house and pretty much as soon as I heard it I announced "I'm tired and I'm going to bed" and left my housemate to deal with them (which he promptly did by kicking them out). Now, this is a complete waste of earlier effort (getting them to our house or perhaps buying them a drink if its at a bar) and lets be honest, a girl who is going to fuck a guy she just met isn't affected by whether she has a boyfriend of not, so what is the best course of action to get a girl with a boyfriend between the sheets, oh wise one?
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Mar 25 2013, 06:15:02 PM
Granin, I'm interesting to see what you think the best approach is when you chatting up a girl and then they get a text and she says (or her friend says, or you see the name on her phone etc) "oh its from my boyfriend." When I hear that, my interest in them completely dives as I think that they'll be harder to fuck and can't be arsed with that shit. This actually happened the other week, hence me asking, when me and my housemate brought two girls back to our house and pretty much as soon as I heard it I announced "I'm tired and I'm going to bed" and left my housemate to deal with them (which he promptly did by kicking them out). Now, this is a complete waste of earlier effort (getting them to our house or perhaps buying them a drink if its at a bar) and lets be honest, a girl who is going to fuck a guy she just met isn't affected by whether she has a boyfriend of not, so what is the best course of action to get a girl with a boyfriend between the sheets, oh wise one?
Honestly, if a chick has a boyfriend I don't bother because it's a dick thing to do and it could lead to a plethora of problems that wouldn't have been worth the shag


If you got those girls back to your house they were probably up for a fuck though, although of course I've got no context other than they came back to your house with you. How old are they? How flirty were they? Did you hit any bases before getting back to your place?


Really there's no sure fire way to get a girl to cheat on her boyfriend, Roy. It all depends on her personality, the situation and what her relationship is like, whether she's happy with it or not. She could just be a slut who cheats. You just do what you'd normally do and if it works, she's a traitorous sex fiend, if not then leave it and kudos to her. Things that would play in your favour are getting her alone away from anyone else, being a cocky funny dick kind of guy and getting her drunk (if you are that kind of guy).


GLHF


Women cheat a lot more than you'd think though, especially when young
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Lamest response ever.

So you suggest I should just carry on as normal and see if it works or not? The thing is, Granony Aunt, I'd like to know the difference between a slut who has a boyfriend but is up for a shag and a slut who has a boyfriend and is flirty but is not up for a shag. Its a fine line and I don't like wasting time between determining which is which so I just bundle them both into the latter.
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Easy to tell the difference.


Lay the flirt on them and sexually escalate quickly and if they respond they're a slut and will sleep with you despite the bf. Don't spent days "courting" them in some kind of friend zone. Escalate at a high pace and one night stand them. And never state your intent verbally unless you're already fucking them





If not they aren't and will throw up red flags and you back off
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Sweet, go hard or go home.

Thanks Granony Aunt!



EDIT: I know you probably hear this everyday but I'm your biggest fan, I even got the underground shit you did with sad.
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The fandom is mutual
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