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| Tweet Topic Started: Jun 1 2013, 08:13:10 PM (41,905 Views) | |
| RevEK | Jun 1 2013, 08:13:10 PM Post #1 |
Dead Cell refugee
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Dropping the remote and the batteries scatter People who put earphones in to hear what the person on the phone is saying and hold the phone to their ear, pisses me off for some reason. Gouched ears. People blaring their shitey music up the back of the bus Breaking a £10 or £20 note for something that costs about 70p Narrow minded religious bigots (this city specifically) Indie (not sure if that's the right term) teenage guys who dress like geeks on purpose for some kind of fashion trend. Cunts who get the Liam Gallagher haircut (even worse if rounded off with the Gallagher coat) The whole country being pretty much mutual in their contempt for Tories and Labour but keep voting the bastards in anyway Pouring cornflakes into a bowl then noticing there's no milk Tying in with the previous one, taking a shit then noti..... well you know where this is going Fake left wing pricks who bang on about being against big corporations by tweeting on IPHONES and the like Cunts putting big loud exhausts on shite like Fiat Puntos |
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| Tazmo | Jun 1 2013, 08:38:10 PM Post #2 |
MGSF - Where everyone is right and you're wrong
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Dropping something and it completely vanishes for days. Trying to kill a spider, but you fail, and you can't find it. Putting something somewhere safe, only to forget where you put it. |
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| LiSD | Jun 1 2013, 09:16:09 PM Post #3 |
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Hey. You turned left.
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People who take fucking forever on the ATM. People who take fucking forever to drive from the crossroads when lights turn green. People who can't handle pressure and cry constantly. People who can't clean after themselves in public toilets. Salespeople who know less about the product they're selling than I do. People who wear clothes several sizes too small for their body build. When I pay a fortune for "organic" vegetables at local market and they have no taste. When someone leaves a single unit of something edible in a package originally containing several dozen in order to avoid throwing away the packaging. When people don't finish perfectly decent meal just to spite someone else. ... How adorably misanthropic of me, I know. |
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| Black Cat | Jun 1 2013, 09:42:57 PM Post #4 |
Swamp witch
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Ringtone time, when one person in a group decides to let everyone else around enjoy the "awesome" ringtones that he's downloaded, which causes a chain reaction and everyone else around has to whip out their phones and do the same thing not to be outdone. Trying to find my phone when the ringer is turned off. (It always is.) People who breathe really loudly all the time. Not having any good batteries around when I need them. How quickly video game controllers degrade. TV commercials. |
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| Shackleford | Jun 1 2013, 10:01:40 PM Post #5 |
The Jon Jones of MGSF
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Those who do not use their turn signal Those who drive without a Y chromosome Those who do not wear a seatbelt when riding in my vehicle and cause the both of us to get a ticket Those who do not understand that the "speed limit" is more of a suggestion than an actual limit unless police are present (I'm not saying go 100mph, just get out of the fuckin way if someone is going faster than you) Those who drive green Aerostar vans Those who drive Smart Cars Whoever decided that pedestrians should get the right-of-way. Cars are bigger and faster, they should go first. That's nature. Don't fuck with nature. Losing a half pack of smokes, opening a new pack and finding the original 5 minutes later. The guy who yells "WOOOOOOH!" at 4 AM EVERY FUCKING weekDAY (no exaggeration) in front of my house while he goes to work at the naval base. |
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| The Fool On The Hill | Jun 1 2013, 11:00:32 PM Post #6 |
The model human being.
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Liam Gallagher Facebook bitches And on the subject of cars, people who drive automatics. |
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| Bames Jond | Jun 1 2013, 11:12:21 PM Post #7 |
now this is pod racing
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Elitist fucks Rude people Arrogant people Backseat drivers Tailgater drivers Police When people take pictures of me when I'm eating When people ask "is it good?" after I take the first bite of a meal. I'll tell you what I think when I'm done. Text addicts People on facebook who post EVERYTHING about their numerous short-term troubled relationships and throw a shitfit when someone actually calls them out on being obsessed or psycho. People on facebook who always post stupid relationship memes People on facebook who always complain about hating their life but post happy statuses about them having fun later, in an endless cycle. People who bring drama with them everywhere they go, online and IRL People who right before a test always say they're going to fail but always do fine People who are always stressed out and take it out on other people by making them stressed too Those university frat-boy types who wear Aeropostle and Abercombie and fitch shirts and live to brag about how much they drink People who call Democrats low-information voters but then vote Republican, or vice-versa. 98% of the stuff on TV and radio |
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| Captain Jack Sparrow | Jun 1 2013, 11:22:48 PM Post #8 |
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People who use the gym´s equipment, get tired, and stay sited there, thinking on their stupid lifes while resting. I usually want to kill them 
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| Snake Eater | Jun 1 2013, 11:40:52 PM Post #9 |
Take Your Heart
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When I'm trying to get somewhere and there's someone blocking the way and they won't get out. Especially if it's a women using her cellphone... I had to endure that sh*t today. Spoiler: click to toggle
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| Shackleford | Jun 2 2013, 12:07:56 AM Post #10 |
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The Jon Jones of MGSF
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Forgot about this. Stick should be mandatory. |
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| RevEK | Jun 2 2013, 12:43:10 AM Post #11 |
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I must admit this is me >__> However I do always move along if they say "are you going to be long?" |
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| Lucent | Jun 2 2013, 12:58:10 AM Post #12 |
Covert Taskforce Member
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Liars. Particularly those who lie just out of habit or to make themselves look better... maybe even for no reason. People who are two-faced . People who do not want to accept the consequences of their actions. People who always rush others, but take their time when someone else is telling them to hurry. People who ask for your advice and then turn right back around and does something else over and over again. Religious nuts. Any advertising of religion People who love to cry "Racist!" at everything. Genuine idiots People with no tolerance for something they do not understand. People who can't clean up after themselves. People who won't let you clean up after them even though they don't clean up after themselves. People who move my stuff without telling me particularly at work. Edit: And pretty much everything on Bame's list. Edited by Lucent, Jun 2 2013, 01:01:52 AM.
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| Bames Jond | Jun 2 2013, 01:06:28 AM Post #13 |
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now this is pod racing
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This is one of the most frustrating things in the world. The nerve of some people...  Oh yeah I drive automatic. And I always go at the speed limit unless it's high way or I'm particularly rushed. idgaf Edited by Bames Jond, Jun 2 2013, 01:26:19 AM.
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| Captain Jack Sparrow | Jun 2 2013, 01:23:03 AM Post #14 |
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Playing a MGS game that doen´t have the pause function for the cutscenes/codec. Then a random Hurr Durr person needs to socially interact with us for whatever reason. |
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Liquid, you´re outdated! | |
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| doubleo sigint | Jun 2 2013, 02:11:28 AM Post #15 |
I just wanna see you shine 'cause I know you are a Stargirl
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People who think they have you all worked out psychologically to a tee but couldn't be more wrong. Overly consecutive right wing people. Overly liberal left wing people. People that refuse to look at something because they think it sucks even though they haven't seen/heard it yet. Narrow minded unimaginative people. Facebook relationship Drake memes. Dropping shit that then vanishes into oblivion. |
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| Fear | Jun 2 2013, 02:16:17 AM Post #16 |
Anxiety hangover
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| black king | Jun 2 2013, 02:32:43 AM Post #17 |
...Burger King?
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Facebook People who don't flush after using public restrooms People who are married to their cell phones People who make crap up just to sound cool People who use terms like LOL and YOLO in real life. I agree with Bames as well. Hit a lot. |
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| Captain Jack Sparrow | Jun 2 2013, 02:37:07 AM Post #18 |
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i never actually TALKED to somebody in English, but man... are you serious? There are people who says LOL instead of laughing? I think i caught cancer by reading this. |
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| Black Cat | Jun 2 2013, 02:52:26 AM Post #19 |
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I don't know if many people on this forum listen to Judas Priest, but in their song Painkiller there's a part where he says "Faster than a laser bullet, Louder than an atom bomb". A friend and I were listening to that song once and when he heard that part he looked at me and said, I shit you not, "In all actuality, laser bullets fly extremely slowly." At first I thought he was joking so I laughed, but he was being completely serious. I was more amused by it than annoyed, but I think that's a good example of when people make crap up just to sound cool. |
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| Supreme Leader Dante | Jun 2 2013, 03:00:04 AM Post #20 |
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I have some ones that probably apply more to London than anywhere else but what the hey.. People who stop in the middle of busy streets to look at a map, converse with other people or just generally stand around like a gormless cunt. In central London particularly you CANNOT do this, the streets are busy 24/7. If you need to stop for whatever reason MOVE TO THE SIDE OF THE PAVEMENT YOU SELF INDULGENT MOTHERFUCKERS. Tourists or general wankers who stand on the left of the escalator blocking everyone's way even though the fact you STAND ON THE RIGHT AND WALK ON THE LEFT is one of the most advertised tube etiquette you see on the London Underground. Children on public transport. I am convinced that this is the reason in ear earphones were created along with MP3 players. Why are you so fucking loud children? Why? Cyclists who go through red lights. Seriously, it's insane. I see so many cyclists just go straight through red lights like that shit doesn't apply to them. IF YOU ARE ON THE ROAD YOU ARE A ROAD VEHICLE YOU PRICKS. Red lights apply to you! Also stay on the left side you lane jumping suicidal cunts. If you've got a death wish don't force that on motorists and pedestrians. |
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