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| DLFLux | Jan 28 2014, 08:11:01 AM Post #1 |
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Admittedly, this is a bit of a strange topic but fuck it.... So, was having a discussion in work (don't ask me how we got on to the subject - I don't know  ) about wiping your arse after having a shit. I told them that once I've finished my deposit, I stand up to wipe and everybody looked at me funny and said they all stay sat on the toilet, male and female alike. Then they made out that standing up to wipe was odd and that nobody does it.So, I'm wondering if this is just me, or do any of you stand to wipe as well? |
 Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DLFLux ......Guess that's the difference in friends and associates, I done been broke, I done been through the motions I don't pay no attention to birds, I use my scope and tend to the vultures..... | |
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| Bames Jond | Jan 28 2014, 08:28:20 AM Post #2 |
now this is pod racing
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I haven't even heard of people sitting down when they do it. I thought everyone stood up. But that reminds me, did you know that before there was toilet paper people would often use their left hands to wipe? And that's where the custom of always using your right hand to shake hands comes from. |
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| Vodou Marekaj Fantom | Jan 28 2014, 08:41:32 AM Post #3 |
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...No that's NOT where that comes from. That's why you don't wave with your left hand in the arab/indian world. You shake with your right hand because most people are right handed and it's awkward as fuck to either shake with your left, or try to shake someone's left. Either way I stay seated until business is concluded. |
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| Shyne | Jan 28 2014, 08:50:06 AM Post #4 |
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Likewise, sat down. Standing up to me seems like it's gonna spread the mess. |
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| Wayno | Jan 28 2014, 09:17:16 AM Post #5 |
I don't even try. Why would I?
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I don't use toilet paper. My bowel movements are pretty damn regular so after I've had my morning shit it's usually shower time so why wipe clean when I'm going to wash it clean almost immediately? Thinking of the trees. |
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| Shackleford | Jan 28 2014, 09:24:22 AM Post #6 |
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Always stand. I'm not a woman. |
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| Freeman | Jan 28 2014, 10:02:01 AM Post #7 |
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Stand up to wipe? What kind of madness is that? Btw I use baby wipes. I don't see the point of spreading shit around your asshole, with that dry stuff. |
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| Vodou Marekaj Fantom | Jan 28 2014, 10:32:28 AM Post #8 |
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Baby wipes...? MAN THE FUCK UP, DO YOU USE BABY POWDER TOO? |
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| Freeman | Jan 28 2014, 10:36:44 AM Post #9 |
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Honestly don't understand why toilet paper is still a thing. Seriously it's disgusting, it doesn't clean shit (literally). #babywipes4anal |
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| Shackleford | Jan 28 2014, 10:39:09 AM Post #10 |
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Hahahahahaha baby wipes. That's great. |
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| Wayno | Jan 28 2014, 10:40:22 AM Post #11 |
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I don't even try. Why would I?
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Baby wipes are usually non-flushable. You got the flushable wet wipes? Otherwise you could be doing something awful to your plumbing. |
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| Freeman | Jan 28 2014, 10:47:54 AM Post #12 |
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I don't flush it. I have one of this
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| Shackleford | Jan 28 2014, 10:51:43 AM Post #13 |
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Where are you, Mexico? |
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| DLFLux | Jan 28 2014, 10:57:32 AM Post #14 |
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Eh? You use wet wipes because toilet paper doesn't clean shit, but you leave your shit stained wipes in a waste bin? But fuck wet wipes, I don't want my arse feeling cold, wet and sticky after I've taken a dump. :/ |
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Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/DLFLux ......Guess that's the difference in friends and associates, I done been broke, I done been through the motions I don't pay no attention to birds, I use my scope and tend to the vultures..... | |
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| Freeman | Jan 28 2014, 11:04:21 AM Post #15 |
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I'll be back in America soon, teaching y'all how to wipe your asses properly. @DLF the bin is closed, you don't even notice it's there. And nah when it gets wet (which is less frequent than you might think) then I'll dry it with regular tp. But as I said, it almost never stays wet for some reason. |
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| Archer | Jan 28 2014, 12:36:53 PM Post #16 |
#GDWT
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Make an investment
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| Freeman | Jan 28 2014, 01:05:59 PM Post #17 |
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'S what I'm talking about. |
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| Bread | Jan 28 2014, 01:40:25 PM Post #18 |
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I stand up. Like any normal person should do. Never even heard of people sitting down to do it. |
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| Heisenberg | Jan 28 2014, 01:46:15 PM Post #19 |
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I can't poop. |
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| The Baneposter | Jan 28 2014, 01:52:47 PM Post #20 |
Only me
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You guys are so behind the times. Bidet is the way of the future. |
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