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| Freeman | Jan 28 2014, 02:15:49 PM Post #21 |
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Actually it's the way of the past. 
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| Fear | Jan 28 2014, 05:46:51 PM Post #22 |
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I could understand standing up if the shit was on my ass cheeks. But the shit is between my ass cheeks and standing up causes my ass cheeks to close, so I find it much more convenient to wipe sitting down where my ass cheeks are still open and the poopy area is accessible.
Edited by Fear, Jan 28 2014, 05:47:18 PM.
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| PhantoM | Jan 29 2014, 02:31:22 AM Post #23 |
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Both. Depends on the situation, yo. Recently I seem to start sitting and then finalise with a good clean standing-up wipe, just to make sure. Nothing fucking worse than splashback, man. I get that all the time and it's disgusting lol. Wipes aren't that weird, I used them until I was a teenager as I hated the sensation of normal tissue. I remember using one the other month for the first time in years and it's so much less abrasive, haha, but it just doesn't feel as thorough, for some strange reason. Never used a bidet but I love the idea of having one, just seems so much more hygenic. I have no idea how expensive they are but I'd totally get one in my own place if I could afford it. ...but yeah, strange topic indeed. |
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| black king | Jan 29 2014, 02:49:55 AM Post #24 |
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I remember once we had a topic about the way you flipped your toilet paper  But I stand up. It's just easier. And use the "dry" toilet paper. Baby wipes? Don't know anyone who does that. 
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| See Greene | Jan 29 2014, 03:35:40 AM Post #25 |
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Both. Depends on how I'm feeling atm. |
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| Shackleford | Jan 29 2014, 03:37:15 AM Post #26 |
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I think the sitting people are confused by what standing people mean. It's more of a squat than standing straight up so shit doesn't smush all over. |
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| Heisenberg | Jan 29 2014, 03:53:44 AM Post #27 |
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I don't have to do any of this. |
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| Bames Jond | Jan 29 2014, 04:03:38 AM Post #28 |
now this is pod racing
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| Heisenberg | Jan 29 2014, 04:05:18 AM Post #29 |
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That'd be rather epic. Did you know Comedy Central censors it every occurrence now? Totally ruins the episode. |
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| Shackleford | Jan 29 2014, 04:07:02 AM Post #30 |
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They do the same thing on Fox. It says "The scene where ___ craps out their mouth has been removed for your protection." |
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| Heisenberg | Jan 29 2014, 04:11:31 AM Post #31 |
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Yeah. Why is that so bad for viewing? |
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| HollyBerry | Jan 29 2014, 12:06:01 PM Post #32 |
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What is this standing up and baby wipes nonsense?! |
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| TheGreatShalashaska | Jan 29 2014, 01:31:16 PM Post #33 |
I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!
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I didn't know it was even possible to do it.... |
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| doubleo sigint | Jan 29 2014, 02:03:46 PM Post #34 |
I just wanna see you shine 'cause I know you are a Stargirl
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I wipe standing my ass is too wide to start trying to wipe while sitting, my hand would get mash up. |
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| mangoesbanana | Jan 29 2014, 03:24:30 PM Post #35 |
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Ahh... shit talking. Those are golden times at work, I'd rather dicuss about ass wiping than cars, work, etc. I preffer to do it while Squatting. Makes me think some of you have a small asses if you can stick your hand while sitting and clean it properly, I mean you still have to partially stand up, like a squat. Plus... what is this Baby wipes fuckery? Tsk. Do you drink your soup with golden spoons, also? Edited by mangoesbanana, Jan 29 2014, 03:30:49 PM.
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| Freeman | Jan 29 2014, 07:47:52 PM Post #36 |
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| The Doctor | Jan 29 2014, 11:36:13 PM Post #37 |
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Standing up to clean my shit, who wouldn't do that? |
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| Dirty Duck | Jan 30 2014, 01:40:24 AM Post #38 |
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Is that why you're full of shit? I wipe squatting, using normal toilet paper. People witnessing you wiping is one of the most awkward things ever because no matter how you do it you look like a twat. Disgusting fact:my brother wipes his ass downwards, so when he taught his daughter how to wipe her ass his partner soon was complaining about how he'd taught her how to wipe shit in the direction of her private parts, since it caused some unnecessary mess. |
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| Heisenberg | Jan 30 2014, 02:11:34 AM Post #39 |
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I can't poop. I'm not joking. |
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| The Doctor | Jan 30 2014, 02:21:09 AM Post #40 |
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Then how does your food come out as converted shit? |
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