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| Heisenberg | Jan 30 2014, 02:23:39 AM Post #41 |
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I have an ileostomy. Hopefully not forever though. |
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| Shackleford | Jan 30 2014, 02:27:27 AM Post #42 |
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You still poop, it just comes out of your side now. |
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| Heisenberg | Jan 30 2014, 02:33:18 AM Post #43 |
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Except it never actually becomes poop. That's a colostomy. It's just pouring a liquid into the toilet. |
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| Shackleford | Jan 30 2014, 03:29:38 AM Post #44 |
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Liquid poop then, I don't fuckin know. I'm not a scientist. |
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| black king | Jan 30 2014, 03:32:20 AM Post #45 |
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That sounds like an interesting conversation starter. |
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| Snake911 | Feb 3 2014, 02:26:23 PM Post #46 |
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Heavy duty sand paper is the way to go.. Seriously how do you do it while standing up.. what kind of sorcery is this.. After I finish my business I just do a little lean and start working it.. standing up is messy. |
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| Vodou Marekaj Fantom | Feb 3 2014, 02:35:53 PM Post #47 |
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Through his posts |
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| Sonic Flamingo | Feb 3 2014, 03:16:53 PM Post #48 |
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I sit on the toilet backwards so I have something to put my elbows on when I read the latest issue of cosmopolitan. Yes, sometimes I make a mess but its easy clean up cause I eat plenty of fiber. Also, I don't wipe at all. I just step by the shower and use the shower head to make my butt clean. |
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| Vodou Marekaj Fantom | Feb 3 2014, 03:44:43 PM Post #49 |
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I don't know enough about japan to argue with this. |
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| Dr Strangelove | Feb 3 2014, 04:16:51 PM Post #50 |
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Pretty much this, in fact I find it more beneficial when one spreads their cheeks prior to sitting. So when the excrement is released, there isn't much of a mess to clean up afterword. As for the Wet Wipes and TP. I use both. For the ultimate clean.  Never did I imagine I'd be sharing this information here. Nor did I want to. |
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| Shackleford | Feb 3 2014, 11:08:57 PM Post #51 |
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Aren't you a girl or a robot? Neither of those poop. |
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| Dr Strangelove | Feb 4 2014, 12:49:37 AM Post #52 |
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I don't really respond to posts intended to be satirical. But for some reason felt compelled to confirm I'm of the male gender. And am of the human species. (Nothing Artificial here) On topic: Whom here has hovered over the bowl when excreting waste? |
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| Sword | Feb 4 2014, 12:53:22 AM Post #53 |
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I lie on my back, put my knees up to my shoulders, and just blow on my asshole. To all the strange folks who sit while they wipe, how do you reach your hand in? Side, back, or front? |
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| sadistic_greyfox | Feb 4 2014, 01:02:02 AM Post #54 |
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i do both, in public i sit at home i stand up, have a cig while looking in the mirror for a few seconds. it's not really standing though, just raising the butt up from the toilet seat a little. you guys have no lower body strength! |
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| Shackleford | Feb 4 2014, 01:04:57 AM Post #55 |
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Power squats. @strangelove - no jokes in my post, was actually serious. Still not convinced about your non-robotness. |
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| Shalaco | Feb 6 2014, 03:38:46 PM Post #56 |
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Exactly, it's not really standing, you raise your butt while you keep your body low, so your ass opens wide. Then you wipe with paper, because using what phoulis say you'll surely end up with pieces of that baby paper in your ass, and with a wet ass. After using the paper I use the bidet too, I'm obsessive on my ass' higiene. Sad likes it clean and dry. |
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| kilo_bravo | Feb 13 2014, 11:51:10 AM Post #57 |
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i thought the title was whipping your butt er.. STAND how else are you suppose to wipe that shit off |
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| Vodou Marekaj Fantom | Feb 14 2014, 04:30:31 PM Post #58 |
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By sitting. O |
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| Shalaco | Feb 14 2014, 05:39:14 PM Post #59 |
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I'll try vacuuming it someday. |
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| BIGBEN | Feb 14 2014, 09:16:36 PM Post #60 |
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One of the greatest songs of all time... ...and I'll never wipe my butt. |
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