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Utterly stupid things you've heard?
Topic Started: Jan 31 2016, 10:35:23 AM (6,937 Views)
The Phantom Snake
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So everyone of us comes across the stuff in their daily lives. Somebody says something utterly stupid. Well let's share it here.

I'll start.

''The reason why we don't find ship wrecks is that they fall through Earth and come out the other side falling to space.''
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The Phantom Snake
Jan 31 2016, 10:35:23 AM
So everyone of us comes across the stuff in their daily lives. Somebody says something utterly stupid. Well let's share it here.

I'll start.

''The reason why we don't find ship wrecks is that they fall through Earth and come out the other side falling to space.''
I want to know more about whoever said this. Like that can't be real.
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Regarding Guns:

"The MG42 is a bad weapon because it fires too fast" (MG42 was feared and appreciated by the allies and axis respectively because of it's high RoF, alongside other things).

"The StG44 is a bad weapon because the recoil spring goes into the stock" (The Browning Automatic Rifle is the same and it was an amazing weapon in WW1. The AR-15/M16 also have the same system, and we don't need to discuss it's immense popularity and influence).

Normal stupid questions:

"Can a female human and a dog have a baby?"
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Lol I could only see that being a problem if you had to bayonet many people



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You stop right fucking there and apologies Infiltrator . CIA is many things; a has been meme master, a baneposter who ran it to the ground so bad to where it stopped being funny, a complete and utter podcast tsundere but I will NOT allow you to call him a shitty Gary Stu who killed a 7 part book series. That's just mean and unfair.

Sorry if I sound angry but this was too much, even with the strike in mind.


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Jan 31 2016, 12:40:31 PM
The Phantom Snake
Jan 31 2016, 10:35:23 AM
So everyone of us comes across the stuff in their daily lives. Somebody says something utterly stupid. Well let's share it here.

I'll start.

''The reason why we don't find ship wrecks is that they fall through Earth and come out the other side falling to space.''
I want to know more about whoever said this. Like that can't be real.
You see the person believes Earth is flat... and when a ship sank to the bottom of the sea the force of the ship crashing causes them to go right straight through the disk of the Earth... and come out the other side where the ship wreck falls to space... :lmao:

I bet that person's brains have done this to themselves already:
:suicide:
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LOL yeah, ok
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Found a whole list of stupid things you've heard.
http://mgsforums.com/search/?c=2&mid=4089086
Is Hideo Kojima of gay descent?
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Some bitch came and said that the buffet chicken had salt and she didn't like that because she's trying to keep her sodium low or some shit. Bitch it's a fucking buffet, you want chicken tailor-made for you? Go fucking buy some yourself and cook it, besides my chicken is fucking perfect. Fuck off
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To provide context, the following was said to me by a Canadian meanwhile I am from Finland.
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but the west has no rape culture??!!!1
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Feb 2 2016, 01:51:31 PM
but the west has no rape culture??!!!1
it doesn't tho, rape is vilified and harshly punished throughout the West

In feminist theory, rape culture is a setting in which rape is pervasive and normalized due to societal attitudes about gender and sexuality

- is that definition accurate when describing the West? nah

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Lol this isn't the thread for this but that's a terribly simplistic way of viewing rape culture. Rape is vilified but what counts as rape is not so clear and cut for many people and even courts.

Make a thread for its in OC and I wouldn't mind having the discussion there.
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don't try swerve me then fam, tag me next time init
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